I was almost scared to death by Ace's words!

Go to Marivan Doe to greet Akainu?

I think you don't want to live and want to drag me down with you!

No no no,

Stop it! No, that's not right.

Shut up!

"Why on earth did he come up with such a terrifying idea?!"

I screamed at the top of my lungs in the Inner World.

I almost wanted to hit the ground with my head.

The AI responded quickly.

There was a hint of pity in his tone.

"Because he thinks your father is important to you.

Just like how Red Hair is important to Luffy.

So he thinks he should go greet him no matter what, even if it's a Navy admiral. "

"I don't remember teaching him this kind of thing?!" I screamed until my voice cracked.

"What part of Akainu looks important to me? When did I give him this kind of misconception?

I clearly call Akainu the bastard old man! "

"Ace and Luffy sometimes call Kapp that too."

The AI sighed deeply. "The men in this world wouldn't think there's anything wrong with Sparta training a child. With Kapp's messy way of teaching, it's not strange for Ace to think that you actually like Akainu a lot."

I thought about how Kapp would beat Ace and Luffy to death every time he caught them. I was horrified to find that Ace would have this kind of misunderstanding.

Can training a child to death in the Inner World be considered domestic violence?

No, it can't.

Think about it, didn't Rayleigh throw Luffy into the forest for extreme survival?

But Rayleigh would at least highlight the important points for Luffy.

Kapp just hung a four or five-year-old child on a hot air balloon and lifted him into the sky?!

What the f * ck!

Garp, can you stop misleading people? Ahhhhhhh!

"… Can these Red Deer males still be saved?" I asked in despair.

The AI shook his head and said in a cold tone, "There's no saving them.

Give up. "

Okay,

Then there's no other way.

I took a deep breath.

I decided to solve the problem at the root.

Since Ace wanted to greet Akainu because he misunderstood that I cared about him,

I could only clear up this misunderstanding first.

"Let me be clear,

I really hate that bastard old man. "

I grabbed Ace and tried to show him my sincerity with my eyes, "He's a super super super super super bad man,

Don't greet him! "

"Ah?"

Although I feel a chill down my spine when I think of that bastard old man.

But for the sake of Ace's life, I decided to fight.

With such a solemn and stirring determination, I grabbed Ace's shoulder tightly.

I shook him hard.

"Do you know how overboard that bastard old man is?

He actually put me in the intensive care unit?

I was only ten years old at that time.

Every time I Trained

Eight out of ten times, he would send me to the hospital?

Have you ever seen such a bastard man? "

"Ugh …"

For some reason,

Ace's gaze drifted to Luffy. The other party was biting the fried pork chop on Ace's plate and looking at him with a puzzled expression.

A big drop of sweat rolled down Ace's forehead.

The AI reminded from the side, "Did you forget that when Ace and Luffy met for the first time, he kicked him off the suspension bridge and down the cliff? Luffy had to fight with the beasts for two days before crawling back."

I felt even more wronged, "Can Luffy's physique be considered a human?

Is there any reference value? "

The AI was silent for a moment, "… You continue."

Ace wiped his sweat and hesitantly reached out his hand. He patted my shoulder and said righteously, "That's right, this kind of man is really a bastard!"

I was moved to tears, "Wuwuwu, Ace … You don't know how much that guy went overboard. The last time I went back, he directly broke my legs?

My two legs!

I worked so hard, but in the end, he didn't even praise me once. Every time, he would only tell me 'You are too weak, Gloria'! "

I imitated Akainu's tone. When I thought of his usual attitude, I was so angry that I wanted to hit the table.

"Wow, he is a Navy General. The highest combat power in the Navy?

He actually took this seriously with a little girl!

He used his own standards to measure me?

How shameless is this bastard old man!

Doesn't he know to go easy on me?

Doesn't he know that children need encouragement? He didn't give any praise at all. There is a limit to being stingy!

Damn it!

I want to win once in a while too! "

"That, calm down first …"

For some reason, Ace's cold sweat was even worse. He coughed and brought me a glass of water.

I took it and drank it in one gulp. Then, I took a deep breath.

AI: "… Did you forget that Ace never let Luffy win even once, until he sailed at the age of 17?"

I was in a fit of anger, so I decisively ignored the AI's retorts and continued to speak.

"Also, that guy's taste in clothes is super bad.

Let me tell you, I don't understand his aesthetics at all. He's so black and he still wears a dark red suit. Fine, wear it then. Can't he just wear a shirt properly?

What kind of aesthetic is it to choose a Hawaiian shirt?

His two colleagues are so much better than him in this aspect!

Even the one I hate the most is the same! "

When it came to Akainu's aesthetics, I had a lot of words to say. "That's not all. Did you know, he also wears a flower!

Flower! "

As soon as I thought of that tragic corsage, my voice became heart-wrenching.

"He wears a big pink flower!

A man, a man who walks the hardline route, a big pink flower!!! "

I choked and almost couldn't continue. "What sin have I committed? Why do I have to look at that spicy flower all the time … Pink …"

Ah!!!!

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As someone who watched CLAMP grow up, I feel like my aesthetic has been inhumanely destroyed.

I'm serious. Although the plots of the Clamp aunts' works are mostly indescribable and can't stand up to scrutiny, their aesthetic is really good — super good.

I don't expect Oda's aesthetic to be one-tenth of CLAMP's, but it should be at least half of Kentaro Miura's, right?

What kind of apparel is Akainu? When I first saw Akainu move in the anime, I stared at the big pink flower on his chest for a full ten minutes.

It's even hotter in real life!

… Let's not wait, speaking of Akainu's tattoo, isn't it …

"Why are you suddenly scolding the other party's taste in clothes …" The straight Ace didn't understand why I was breaking down, but that didn't stop him from heaving a sigh of relief.

"And that bastard is super outrageous!"

I gritted my teeth when I thought of this, "What kind of man would leave his gentle and virtuous wife at home and not come home for a few years.

His wife … my mother gave birth to me alone, and she never saw that bastard even once from the time I was pregnant to the time I gave birth. "

Ace's bitter smile gradually disappeared when he heard this.

"He's busy with work, but it's a personality problem if he doesn't come home until his daughter is four.

It's my mother's job to raise the child, and he never helped.

Every time he remembers that he has a daughter, he would train her to death … Those who know would think he's training an heir, but those who don't know would think he wants to kill the child.

I almost died in that bastard's hands many times. "

I stopped and looked at Ace for a while. Then, I grabbed him again, but this time, I grabbed his hand.

"So, this person is a super bastard. There's no need to greet him, Ace."

In order to prevent Ace from planting death flags on himself, I did my best. If Akainu knew that I was slandering him like this … I would probably be beaten to a pulp in the next second.

The AI suddenly said, "Be realistic. Akainu won't beat you to a pulp."

I secretly rolled my eyes at it, "Don't tell me that Akainu will care about old relationships. That's impossible. He's not that kind of person."

"What I meant was that he will directly cook you, and there will be no blood."

"… F * ck."

On the other side, Ace seemed to be moved by my true feelings. He slowly nodded.

"I understand, Leah."

Before I could feel gratified, Ace continued.

"Don't worry. I will send that guy flying." He patted my shoulder heavily, "I won't admit that a bastard like him is your father."

Luffy nodded vigorously, "That's right!

It's right to send that guy flying! "

I was speechless.

Alright, it's over.

The reverse flag pulling failed. It became a flag planting.

Once Luffy and Ace said something like "I'm going to send you flying", it was basically impossible to think of anything else.

"Do you have any way to stop them?"

I looked at the AI with a headache. I placed all my hopes on this AI from an advanced civilization.

The AI tilted its head and looked at me. After a while, it gave me an answer.

"There's no way." Its tone was calm. "Both of them are as stubborn as Four Emperors."

"… Alright."

I rubbed my throbbing temples and put my hands down. One on the left and one on the right, I placed them on Ace's and Luffy's shoulders.

"What's wrong, Leah?" Luffy looked at me curiously.

I heard my own voice and it sounded very pained.

"It's fine if you want to send that bastard flying."

I sighed deeply, "Promise me that you won't meet that guy before you can defeat Four Emperors."

I'm serious. Both of you have a higher chance of surviving in the hands of Four Emperors than in Akainu's hands!!!

"Alright, I promise you." Ace nodded straightforwardly.

As for Luffy …

"What are Four Emperors?" The eraser idiot picked his nose stupidly, "Can they be eaten?"

"They can't be eaten …" I felt my head hurt even more, "Just promise me first!"

"Sure!"

Luffy nodded without hesitation. In the next second, he pestered me again, "So, what are Four Emperors, Leah?

Is it a new breed of meat? "

Before I could beat up Luffy, Sis Maginot walked over with a grill tray. The grilled ribs and roasted pig legs gave off an extremely enticing aroma. Luffy instantly abandoned me and pounced on the grill tray while drooling.

"Meat!!!"

This … I guess I've managed to settle it …

I lay down, exhausted. I didn't want to say anything else.

I wanted some peace and quiet …

"Oh yeah, there's something I forgot to tell you."

The AI jumped from the grill to my head. Its wriggling three-petaled mouth quickly swallowed the small piece of meat it had just stolen.

"What?" I asked expressionlessly.

"Your barbecue sauce is too salty."

"… I'm going to kill you."

"No, the main point isn't the barbecue sauce."

The AI jumped onto my shoulder and patted my face with its fluffy tail pitifully, "What I want to say is that Kapp was listening outside just now."

Me: "& $*% '£¥# #!?"

The AI slowly explained, "He seemed to be planning to eat here. Before he reached the door, he heard you scolding Akainu. He thought it was interesting and stopped to listen for a while. Maginot coaxed him away just now."

I felt like the world in front of me had lost its color, "… When … did … he … come …"

"Probably when you said Akainu's clothing was terrible."

All that was left in front of my eyes was a dead darkness.