Zuckerberg and I were having a failed flirting match at the bar when Michel suddenly came in uninvited.

I'm not sure how Zuckerberg usually determines whether a stranger is a friend or a foe, but I'm sure things took a turn for the worse in the first second, because Zuckerberg glanced at Michel and said to me:

"See?

I told you how important exclusivity is. "

"Uh." My smile froze on my lips.

Let me confirm. That's right, Zuckerberg and Michel never knew each other, and it's impossible for them to be in an online relationship. So, they have no grudges, right?

That's what I think.

Really.

Michel also glanced at Zuckerberg and chose to ignore him.

"New boyfriend?" Michel asked me.

"What do you want to do?

Are you going to snitch to Peter Holland Park? "

Zuckerberg rushed to answer, "That would make you look cheap. I have to remind you so you don't look too much like a third-rate female lead in a love story.

Speaking of which, what does my relationship with Nancy have to do with you?

Are you her friend?

No, I don't think so.

After all, look at you, wow.

You're asking me who I am at a time like this?

Good question, my name is Mark Zuckerberg. You might not have heard of me, but you use Facebook like other college students. I made Facebook, what a coincidence, right?

Look at Nancy, she's the secretary of the CEO of Parker Industries. If one day Parker Industries decided to fire her, Facebook would welcome someone like her.

So, who are you?

I mean, who are you?

I can't think of a reason why you can be friends with Nancy.

Ah, I see, you like Peter Holland Park.

“

After Zuckerberg finished speaking, not only Michel, but I also stared at him.

Can any of you understand how fast he speaks?

It's faster than watching a drama twice as fast. This description should be accurate.

"Your friend is so polite." Michel decided to target me.

"She's a pursuer, actually."

Zuckerberg retorted again, "Thank you, I made my decision, just ten seconds ago."

Michel was going to go crazy!

I was wavering between running away to save my life and staying to watch the show.

Oh my god, Zuckerberg really knows how to talk back. It seems this guy held back on the day of the blind date.

"What the hell is that?!" Michel was angry, of course.

Anyone who was insulted like this for no reason would be angry.

"I don't know," Zuckerberg replied dryly. "Wouldn't it have been better if you hadn't come over in the first place?"

The next second, Michel splashed beer was thrown my face, reflexively, I blocked it.

A large amount of beer was thrown in my face, and it looked as if I had saved Zackerberg!

No, no, no, that was definitely not my intention, I'm not the type to save the damsel in distress.

"Wow!" I wiped my face and felt something was wrong. "It's fine if you splashed beer, but you splashed the beer I ordered?!

Isn't that too much? "

"Is that the main point?" Kris, who rushed over to stop them, had a slight breakdown.

"Of course it is!" Max helped me retort and pointed at Michel. "We ordered those drinks with our money!

Make her pay! "

In fact, Johnny was the one who paid the bill, but Johnny was already dragged to the bathroom by some cute boys, so he didn't have the ability to refute Max's lies.

Zuckerberg saw that I got splashed in the face and immediately got up, he grabbed his beer to retaliate.

Michel dodged Kris, so the beer spilled on the dance floor and caused a domino effect!

… Peter's spider senses are really accurate.

I thought slowly in the midst of the chaos.

"What?

Are you going to hit me? "Michel was provoking Zuckerberg.

"Since you splashed beer on my date's face eight seconds ago, then yes!" Zuckerberg roared back.

"When did you become his date?" Caroline didn't understand.

Eduardo, who finally managed to squeeze his way back, was extremely confused.

"What?

Mark, did you go on a date with Nancy?!

When?! "

Wait a second.

Now that I think about it, I did go on a date with Zuckerberg. It was the one hundred and one times, the one when we were pulled on a blind date by Caroline.

I'm sure this is definitely not what Eduardo wants to ask, but Caroline already screamed.

"Oh my god, Mark Zuckerberg, you really like Nancy?!"

Even Zuckerberg, who was in the middle of a fight, couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard Caroline's scream.

Oh, of course, Peter would choose this time to come all the way back to join in on the fun.

That's right, that's right, things have to be this coincidental.

"What's going on here?!" Peter raised his voice.

"Oh, the main culprit is here." Zuckerberg stopped struggling.

"Nancy, who splashed beer on you?" Peter then noticed.

"It's that bitch over there!" Max answered first.

"Zuckerberg insulted me!" Michel retorted. "I was just defending myself."

"Defending yourself, you idiot," Caroline rebuked. "You said Mark insulted you, so you splashed beer on Nanna's face in self-defense?"

Everyone on my side glared at Caroline, exasperated.

Thank you, piggy teammate.

"After all, in my mind, Winston isn't the type to be saved by a damsel in distress," Michel said, rolling her eyes. "Who knows?

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that they spent half an hour flirting. "

"Actually, it was thirteen minutes," Zuckerberg corrected. "Do you need me to count off the seconds?"

Eduardo rubbed his face hard and let out a small whine mixed with Zuckerberg's name.

"Are you serious?" Peter looked around and turned to me. "Really?

You guys flirted? "

… You know what?

It's not easy to beat Zuckerberg to the punch line.

At least I haven't succeeded so far tonight.

"Think about your position, Peter Holland Park," Zuckerberg said, speaking faster than a movie. "What position do you have to question Nancy?

No, you don't have a position, because you're just one of Nancy's close friends.

By the way, this wasn't flirting. You didn't notice that Nancy was unhappy, but I did. For the sake of our great friendship, I decided to do my duty as a Harvard gentleman.

Now that you all think I have that kind of intention, fine, fine, I'll take it that I do. "

"Seriously, Zuckerberg, can't you slow down a little?!" I was a little annoyed.

"No." Zuckerberg turned to answer me. "Time is money.

We have to seize every second. "

"I swear, I swear, I swear to the whole of America." Kris tried to save the situation one last time. "This was all an accident and a misunderstanding."

Peter just stared at me.

I could only look aggrieved and innocent.

Zuckerberg straightened his neck as if he would rather die than submit.

Regardless of how threatening his words were, his attitude alone is enough for me to make him New York's Best Bestie ten times over.

I'm serious.

It was no wonder that the retarded King of Fury, Eduardo, Dustin, and Kris fought to be his best friend. I roughly understood what Zuckerberg's great friendship meant.

"God, I only had the time for a business call." Suddenly, Chili Pepper appeared!

So she went to answer the phone. No wonder no one came to stop us.

"How about I open a private room for you guys to quarrel? What do you think?"

Chili Pepper spoke.

Chili Pepper had authority.

We looked at each other in silence.

"I'm going home," Michel announced.

"Great, get out of here." Max and Caroline were very happy.

Stupid teammates.

I was speechless.

It's not that I was hypocritical and didn't want my love rival to disappear in front of me, but I couldn't say that out loud.

It wasn't good for us!

"Wait, Michel!"

Peter looked at me in disappointment. He followed us out and chased after Michel.

I silently turned back to glare daggers at Max and Caroline.

"What?

I didn't know it would be like this. "Max hurriedly explained.

"I told you, he's not worth it." Caroline added fuel to the fire.

"It's rare that we have the same opinion." Zuckerberg added fuel to the fire.

… Fine, fine. Whatever they say.

I got up with my bag. "So, are you going to stay here and watch the demons dance, or are you going to watch a big show with me?!"

Everyone immediately perked up.

"Yes!"