This chapter includes # Bat Chao

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Today, I accidentally bumped into Mr. Weyne secretly eating hamburgers in his office.

Ever since he had a high-profile marriage with Clark Kent, a reporter from the Daily Planet, his eight abdominal muscles, which he had once been proud of, had opened up and merged into one.

How did I, as his secretary, know about it?

(Tender face red.jpg) It's a bit embarrassing to say.

Speaking of which, I heard faint pleas outside the door that day, accompanied by titles like 'boss' and 'Kent's secretary'.

My sense of justice suddenly exploded and my sense of duty called for me to save a colleague who was innocently mistreated by the boss. Thus, I angrily pushed open the door to Mr. Weyne's office and saw a scene that made my nose bleed.

To be honest, with the boss's figure, even if I was lying on a hospital bed at 80 years old, I could take off my oxygen mask and spray the last nosebleed of my life.

It's a pity, there's a saying that when two attacks meet, one takes advantage of the other.

Both of us are 0, so I can only look, but I can't actually do it.

The word 'fuck' depends on the person, you need to understand it yourself. Anyway, I simply and unpretentiously understand it as' fuck '.

When Mr. Weyne saw me come in, he immediately hid his wife behind him. Thus, I naturally caught a glimpse of his perfect abs and 25cm thing. As expected, one step to the stomach, a well-deserved reputation. I'm envious of the boss's wife's blissful sex life.

When I looked up, I saw the boss's slightly red face with obvious anger.

At this moment, Doctor Strange possessed me and deduced all 14,000,605 consequences in one second. Then, I activated Shylock's analytical ability and resolutely pretended to be blind to bluff my way through.

"Mr. Weyne, my contact lenses are too dry, I sneezed out and can't find them now.

My nearsightedness is 800 degrees, so I'm blind. Can I ask for leave and go home to change? "I even cooperated with the plot and extended my two arms, trying to feel my way forward.

"…" This is my boss.

"…" This is my Lady Boss.

"Your nose is bleeding, stop pretending!" Bruce Weyne, my boss, exposed me mercilessly.

"The doctor said that I lack vitamin C and often have nosebleeds." I was scared to death. If I accidentally said that it was leukemia, wouldn't the boss immediately retire me?

"And you're not short-sighted." Clark Kent, my boss's wife, added fuel to the fire without hesitation.

Lady Boss, are you a devil?

Or Captain Junior's First Mate, Qi Liuhai?

Why are you being so honest?

He had no choice but to go all out.

I took out my phone and quickly sent a message to Mr. Weyne: Boss, I booked all the hotels you stayed in for the past three years!

If you fire me, I'll send a copy of the booking record to the Lady Boss!

I pressed the send button and my boss's phone lit up.

Hmph, I remember the sex you promised better than you!

Mr. Weyne picked up the phone and glanced at it. He glanced guiltily at the Lady Boss, whose eyes were red.

Yes, her eyes were red.

But I was sure that she wasn't crying or sobbing, it was like some radioactive element was about to be shot out.

In the next second, I heard the boss yell at me: "Get out!"

His tone and volume was the same as when I caught him eating the hamburger. But today's me wasn't the me from yesterday, I wasn't afraid of him firing me anymore!

You might not believe it, but ever since that day, I became the Lady Boss's close friend.

I know that he approached me in the beginning to get the Boss's booking record, but my integrity is priceless, so normal people can't get anything out of me.

But the key is that my Lady Boss isn't a normal person. He was so handsome in a suit that my jaw was paralyzed and my saliva was about to form a waterfall. Not to mention his chest, waist, butt, and long legs under his suit.

Sigh, so I was such an unprincipled person.

But in the end, I still kept the Boss's booking record. But it wasn't because of my noble character, it was because the Lady Boss took off his glasses when I was about to confess.

"…" There were ten thousand alpacas running through my heart.

I was only missing a pair of black-rimmed glasses. I was actually as face blind as the rest of the world. I didn't recognize that my Lady Boss was Superman even after knowing him for so long.

Boss, you should have believed me that day because I was blind. But of course, my surname isn't Murdoch.

Just like how I wished I was blind when I saw the Boss secretly eating a hamburger in the office.

Mr. Weyne, are you really not going to publish a report on your missing abs?

But I guess even if you call the police, the police chief, Mr. Gordon, won't be able to find them.

I wasn't afraid of his roar, so I gave a professional fake smile and asked him: "Mr. Weyne, how about I find a locksmith to take a look at the lock?"

"The door isn't broken."

"Then why don't you lock the door?"

"Why do I lock the door when I eat breakfast?"

What about last time when you two secretaries were playing?!

I told myself to calm down and control what I sent. I couldn't bring up the past. If I did, I would be the one to die.

"Because Mr. Kent has been complaining to me about your figure recently. He really hopes that you don't start to care about your appearance just because someone wants you. After all, you're still that person. It's a bit difficult for the Lady Boss to fly you." The two people's identities were like Voldemort, so I couldn't call them by their names.

The Boss didn't say anything at the time. He just silently put down the hamburger in his hand.

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I'll give him silence, but there's a 100% chance he'll say 'I agree' when I call his name.

"Do you want to know what happened to the last person who saw through our identities?" Just as I was looking at the Boss with heartache, he wanted to threaten me.

I knew he wanted to tell me that the grass on the grave was taller than me, but I wasn't someone who would jump into a pit so easily.

My eyes were filled with anticipation as I replied with a smile, "You joined the Justice Alliance?"

"…" It seems the Boss didn't expect me to answer like that.

After a moment of silence, he stood up from his exclusive seat and slammed his palm on the antique table that I bought with three million US dollars. He shouted at me, "His hair has been shaved, and it's been shaved from the middle!

It hasn't grown back yet!

Do you want to try? "

He actually threatened me with a bald hairstyle!

For someone like me who can be cut off, but can't have messy hair, this is undoubtedly the biggest taboo in my life.

"Mr. Weyne, seeing that I've done my best to be your gay secretary for the past three years, can you give me a bat dart as a burial object?"

When I left the Weyne Corporation with my personal belongings, I didn't get the Boss's bat dart, but I didn't get shaved by Mr. Weyne either.

He thought about it again and again and decided to give me a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

He used his abs to promise me that if I completed the important task he assigned me, he would promote me to the chief secretary of the Weyne Corporation.

Standing alone in the elevator, I thought back to the past three years. As his secretary, I was diligently helping Mr. Weyne deal with trivial matters every day.

In the first two years, I would occasionally help him deal with the women he slept with the night before in the morning. In the afternoon, I would be busy helping him plan his schedule, arrange meetings, summarize work, and buy mechanical parts that I didn't know where to use. In the evening, I would be busy going to gay bars to find my true love.

In the following year, the Boss's wife appeared in Mr. Weyne's life.

In the beginning, the two of them secretly fought and killed each other. At the time, I wondered why the Boss suddenly changed. He didn't sleep with models or young ladies of equal social status, so I suddenly had a lot of free time in the morning.

But occasionally, when I woke up in the morning, I would find some bruises on his face. At the time, I secretly wondered if he found an S to abuse him behind everyone's back. This hobby made me excited for a while.

Until the Boss appeared with Mr. Kent.

I was the first person in the company to see the Boss's wife. Because when the two of them were dating, I was the one who did all the trivial things like booking restaurants, hiring chefs, booking hotels, arranging private jet flight plans, buying a bank to redeem my mother-in-law's house, and looking for pink Kryptonite. After all, my Boss was so busy and so rich.

But at that time, I was blind. I always thought that Mr. Kent was an ordinary reporter who attracted the boss's attention because he was handsome, and acted out the scene of the rich CEO falling in love with me.

At the time, I was extremely excited when I realized the Boss's sudden change in sexual orientation. I didn't think too much about the interaction and relationship between the two of them until Mr. Weyne asked me to help him arrange a marriage proposal. Then, they held a big banquet and got married while Manager Ah Fu cried bitterly for the young master Weyne who would never have a child again.

At the time, I was so busy that I was dizzy, but now that I think about it, I still miss it. I don't know if the tasks the Boss gave me will continue to make my life so fulfilling.

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The next day, I sat at the reception of the Avengers base with a box in my arms, waiting for the HR department to bring me in.

It's a scene that I look forward to. Who is missing me in their life?

To be continued

Guide to this chapter:

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Burger: Please search for "Big Ben eating burger".

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14,000,605: Please search for "14000605".

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Detective Shylock: Please look at the third episode of the third season of Shenxia.

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Captain Junior's First Mate Liu Hai: Please search for "Star Trek Vulcan Culture".

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The Boss's Wife with Red Eyes: Please search for "Superman's thermal vision".

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The Boss's Wife takes off her glasses: Please search for "Superman wears glasses".

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The Blind Murdock: Please search for "Daredevil/Daredevil".

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Silence: Please search for "Sad Big Ben" on Bilibili.

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The Bald Guy: Please see the shaved hair clip at the end of BVS.

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The Boss's Bruise: Please see the full BVS.

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Buying a Bank to Redeem Mother-in-Law's House: Please search for "Batman Buys a Bank".

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Pink Kryptonite: Please search for "Supergirl".

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