Hello, Admiral Akainu

Chapter 3

As it turns out, a Virgo will always be a Virgo. It's like how you have to complete all the quests in a game, or how you have to start the game perfectly to last two hours.

Even if I choked A8 to death, it wouldn't give me a 2/5, so I could only leave it as it is.

I squinted at the sunlight and looked at the sky with the water bottle Sakaski gave me. I decided to use it to start a fire.

What?

Sakaski has a lava fruit?

How would I know if she has a fruit or not, or what the fruit's ability is.

Standing next to the stream, I filled it with water. After wiping it dry with grass, I collected a bunch of slender and tough grass stems. After confirming that there were no small animals on the tree, I tested the toughness of the wood and broke off a branch. Considering my accuracy, I twisted it twice and made a simple slingshot.

【… Madam, you really haven't practiced before?】

I didn't make a bow because I didn't know how to shoot arrows. I did practice a bit before, so I had some confidence in shooting. I was the best at shooting balloons in the park next to my house.

I'm the kind of person who "knows a bit of everything", but isn't good at anything.

It's just that I don't know how to identify plants, so it's a bit awkward.

Now that I think about it, if I didn't have to go to Marivan Doe in a month, I would even feel that life here is pretty good. I don't even need to charge my phone … Eh, does this count as playing on a deserted island?

I even know a few dirty jokes about the deserted island. There are some that are heavy and some that aren't.

A8, it's called A8, do you want to hear one? One day, a group of people …

【Ahhh, I don't want to hear it, I'm still young!

Eh?

Deserted island?

Madam, is this your label?】

Excuse me, can I take back my words?

I'm a chatterbox, a chatterbox who wants to talk to people in Mandarin like crazy.

When I came back to China, the flight from the airport to my house took two and a half hours. I could talk non-stop without drinking water and chat with my dad, then continue with my mom when I got home. I didn't even have time to tell a joke with A8, why did it flag?

【Ahem, there are three hundred tags in the tag library. Once it matches, you can grab it, madam.

Since there's a rural scene, I'll just give it to madam.】

F * ck your idyllic style. How can this be so convenient?

[Don't worry, this is completely for you to improve your relationship. The benefits completely outweigh the disadvantages.

Therefore, your special skill has been activated. Are you happy?]

Go f * * king have fun.

[Don't be like this. By the way, Madam, your special skill is turning stones into grains ~]

I … I just want to swear now, really.

'It's fine if you f * cking turn stone into gold, but what the hell is turning stone into grain?!'

Am I going to turn into Motogouta?

The Noble Phantasm was an EX grade Endless Granary. As long as it was poured out, it would be food!

Yes, I don't have to worry about food anymore. Where's the salt?

Salt that guaranteed the most basic elements of the human body!

Ah!

It's true that I'm salted fish, but I don't produce salt!

So I decided to put a salt bag in my bag in the future.

I didn't know where the A8 had gone. I picked up my slingshot and picked up a stone. Just as I was about to throw it at a rabbit, I realized that the stone in my hand had turned into a piece of bread.

I …

What else could I say, I could only smile at this time.

'Turning stone into grain' was really a 'stone'. After I pinched it all the way, pebbles could be turned into bread, ordinary stones that were thinner could be turned into biscuits, and thicker ones could be turned into rice cakes.

Then I wondered if the smaller stones could be turned into rice …

No, that was flour.

Are you looking down on my staple food?!

I experimented along the way. Other than water, I got a lot of different staple foods.

This skill is really useful. I won't complain about the A8 anymore.

That's why the True Fragrance Theorem is the only accurate human theory. It's just a matter of time.

When I returned to the entrance of the cave, my footsteps were slightly heavier as usual.

I had already abandoned the flour. It would take half a day to make it, so forget it.

Most of the things I brought back were bread, biscuits, and rice cakes that were a bit hard to pinch but could still be eaten.

I also took a large leaf and wrapped it up. When I carried these things back, I saw the puzzled expression on Red Dog's face.

"This matter is a bit complicated."

I put the water bottle next to him, then put the bread and biscuits on the ground. I sat down helplessly. "Mr. Navy, I will be honest with you. Please don't worry."

"First of all, I was thrown here on this island. Or rather, I wasn't originally from this world."

I looked into his eyes and spoke, but this was how I was used to speaking. "This matter is very complicated. If you want to listen, I will try my best to tell you in detail.

If you don't have the patience, I will be more concise. "

"Go ahead."

He glanced at me with a gloomy expression. "Tell me in detail."

Tsk. Grumpy Old Bro is grumpy.

I shrugged and took a piece of bread. "I'm not from this world. Do you know the term 'world line'?"

"World line?"

I raised my hand and drew an hourglass. After swallowing the bread, I began to explain, "World line.

World line is Einstein's theory of time.

In fact, it's a bit hard to explain. Let me give you an example.

For example, one day, you go out from your house and you are faced with two paths. One is left, and the other is right. "

"You only have one choice, and you choose to go left.

At the same time, another choice gives birth to another world line.

If you choose the left future, you will save a person, and this person will become your boss. If you choose the right future, you will meet a girl, and this girl will become your wife. "

"When you make a choice, the world line will continue to change and extend, and then it will form your current future.

I came from another world line, and I was thrown here by this thing called the System. I will be able to return to my world if I can get to Marivan Doe and ring the Ox Bell within a month.

This shouldn't be difficult to understand, right? "

I glanced at Red Dog, who seemed to be serious. His gloominess was gradually dissipating, and I sighed helplessly. "That's about it. I only wanted to go out to buy some things. As for this bag … you can think of it as me being an eschatologist."

"Eschatologist?"

Sh * t, as I said before, Red Dog's low and hoarse voice was making my ears ache, and now it was even worse.

Especially since we seemed to be quite close to each other.

I moved back silently and pulled my blue backpack. I wanted to open it and show it to him, but I remembered that I still had sanitary napkins in it …

"Cough, it's not that I don't want to show you the things inside.

It means that I will always carry this bag with me, in case something bad happens. This way, I can protect my life to the greatest extent.

Of course, if I really encounter it, I will find that I am still missing some things, such as a lighter and a water bottle. Oh, right, I am still missing a mirror.

If I go back, I should add some other things. It's best to add some salt.

There aren't many people like me, but they do exist. They always have delusions that tomorrow will be the end of the world. You can just think of it as me hoarding things. "

I rambled on, feeling that Red Dog was going to be annoyed to death by me, "This is my mobile phone. In this world, I basically need to hold this phone at all times.

After I was thrown into this world, I needed to do some so-called quests in order to gradually get in touch with my friends. Well, there were a few people who came here like me. A bunch of unlucky people, the kind that cried and shouted to go home.

Thinking about it, Africans are really always together. They can't be separated in this life. "

"I can't contact them for the time being. Even if I want to contact them, I need to complete 80% of the mission to unlock the connection.

These bread, biscuits, and rice cakes are my superpower. They don't magically turn into food, but they turn into food when I touch a stone and have an idea in my heart.

For example. "

I grabbed a stone casually. There was nothing in the cave except for a lot of stones.

The stone didn't turn into anything, but when I stared at it and thought about what kind of food it would turn into, the stone turned into a piece of sweet potato.

"… That's it."

I tore open the piece of sweet potato and threw it into my mouth. It tasted tasteless, "The taste is okay. Do you want some?"

Red Dog looked at me with a critical gaze. God knows where this critical gaze came from. He took the piece of sweet potato and threw it into his mouth.

I chewed and swallowed, watching him continue.

Anyway, the main mission was to speak 500 sentences with the mission target, and it also came with a translation device. The rest of the mission was to "make the mission target take the initiative to kiss me, complete my flag, and express my sympathy."

I didn't have the face to think about the flag for the time being. 500 sentences could be done slowly with my nagging skills.

"So, the unknown power didn't send me to this world to do anything, nor did it simply want to kill me. It just wanted me to complete a mission.

Therefore, the only living person on this island other than me is you. You should be my mission target. "

"What do you need me to do?"

"First of all, listen to my nagging. Once I reach 500 sentences, I will be given a translation device. That way, I won't have to speak stupid English.

Oh, right, my mother tongue isn't English. Just bear with my strange and wonderful ability to express myself. After 500 sentences, I can explain more things to you in a more vivid manner. "

"…"

"Secondly, let's not talk about that for now. I don't know how to describe a lot of words in English. I have a stomach full of words and can't say anything. Let's finish 500 sentences first.

So, my name is Qiu Hua. "

I looked into his eyes and said my name casually, "Mr. Navy, you can call me Qiu Hua."

"Qiu Hua?"

"Yes, Akika.

Anyway, I will go back after I ring the bell at Marivan Doe. I won't cause you any trouble. Just call me Qiu Hua. "

"I am Sakaski."

"Oh, okay, Sakaski -san."

"It's zu, not si."

"…"

I'm sorry, my accent is really heavy. Just bear with it.

I tried to correct it a few times, but the word zu was either si, zi, or su. It was so troublesome that I was about to blurt it out.

After giving up on correcting my accent, I broke down and said, "I said I would be honest, but please don't correct my accent. Oh, I still have 500 sentences to say. Let me see …"

I unlocked my phone with my fingerprint and suddenly remembered something.

My lock screen was Shanks, and my wallpaper was him.

Oh my god!

I quickly opened penguin and swiped the lock screen and the desktop. I was going to find a chance to change the wallpaper and the lock screen.

Luckily, comrade Sakaski didn't look over. I glanced at the quest progress bar and saw that it only showed a little over a hundred sentences. I wanted to smash my phone.

There was an 80% chance that a large portion of the dialogue was created by correcting the accent. Should he continue to do so?

"It's only a little over a hundred sentences. Take your time."

I leaned my eyes against the wall of the cave and said calmly as if I had said it countless times, "I, Qiu Hua, Female, 23 years old … Oh, does this count as a sentence? The comma doesn't even count!

Okay, I'm one of the rare few boring people in the world.

I'm an only child, and my parents are still alive.

I don't have any abilities, but I like to read survival knowledge and first aid content. I love farming and gourmet literature, so my survival skills aren't bad.

The school once gave me the lowest score in the 'If you're alone on the island, you'll be given 15 items to choose from, and your survival ability will be evaluated based on your score'. The lower the score, the higher the chance of survival, so it can be said that I have the highest chance of survival. "

"Now, it's your turn, Sakaski -san.

Oh, I know you're from the Navy because we also have a Navy back home. Their uniforms are all the same, just like the school uniforms in the world. They're either too good to look at or too ugly to look at.

Please. "

I extended my hand and looked at him with a calm gaze.

He looked at me and sneered. He became an irritable bro again.

No, comrade, why are you so difficult to deal with?

I don't think it's wrong for everyone in the Madam's group to despise Red Dog anymore. I really despise him too.

"Sakaski, Lieutenant General. As for this place, I think you should be able to tell with your eyesight."

Yes, yes, yes, I can, I can.

"I'm skeptical of your words. Also, if you're in my way …"

"I'm not afraid of death."

Damn it, isn't it just a sneer? Who's afraid of who?

Do you really think I've played games for nothing?

Let me tell you, it was four years ago when I was arguing with someone on the map for an entire hour. The six of us fought and shouted at each other. In the end, it became a faction battle.

Although I'm a Buddha now, I'm still a Victorious Fighting Buddha!

Damn it.

【Madam, Madam, calm down!】

"Just because I want to live doesn't mean that I'm afraid of death. It doesn't mean that I want to live because I'm afraid of death. Please understand this logic, Lieutenant Sakaski."

I smirked and ignored this stupid system. "Ah, I know that you must have met a strong enemy and stayed here to recuperate. There's no one beside you either. Either there's a traitor or the enemy is really strong. Is there really a traitor or is the enemy really that strong?

Shellfish???

Mu Zong Pan Chi ĀN Pancreatic Fat Mourning Xiao Yu?

Xingha?

Vesicular sulfonate type Poyan snake?

Sole?

Yibu qian7 qianO budui staggered?

Imperial Chef Shuai Huai?

Chan Na-shu

My mom said that I was shockingly stupid and that I was overthinking things. However, I believed everything that others said. Every time she opened the door for me, I felt extremely stupid.

But what's wrong with that?

Not only that, but I also smiled every day. When I woke up in the morning, my first thought was that a new day had begun.

"If I'm hindering you, it's your own lack of ability. It's not that I'm hindering you.

As you can see, I'm just an ordinary woman. My best achievement was hitting all ten shots in the balloon game in the park next door. I can only make simple weapons and slingshots.

If I'm really hindering you, it can only mean that your plan is terrible. "

"A plan with the highest margin of error is the most perfect plan. You're here with heavy injuries and there's no one on the island. Yet, there's a possibility of survival and you can't contact the outside world.

At this time, I suddenly appeared here. "

I squinted my eyes and looked forward. To be honest, if he were to punch me here, I would be convinced. But why didn't you move?

It seemed that my good temper and honesty had been used as a reason to be unrestrained.

Heh, impressive, Sakaski.

I met his eyes and smiled. "Indeed, I'm suspicious. There's something wrong with me.

If you want to kill me, go ahead. Anyway, I'm very suspicious. There's something wrong with me. I'm someone that you have to be wary of. "

"Isn't it just death? Who doesn't want to die?

By the way, my suicide note is on my desk. It's updated every day. Come. "

I tilted my head. I wasn't trying to act cute, but I was really looking forward to it.

If you have the ability, then kill me.

I glanced at his hand out of the corner of my eye. I was looking at his expression.

Then he sneered, reached out and grabbed my shoulder, and pushed me down to his side.

Damn, he's so strong. My shoulder must be bruised.

"Don't think about dying. Living is worse than dying."

After a long time, so long that the sun outside gradually turned golden red, Sakaski spoke again.

"My name is Sakaski."

"I know. You said it before.

Forgive me for the accent. I'm trying my best to say your name. "

"I won't kill you."

"So?"

I lifted my head to look at him, only to see him close his eyes. He raised his hand and patted my head with the thick smell of blood and Yunnan Baiyao that I was most familiar with.

While I was in a daze, a small piece of lava seemed to condense on his hand. It fell to the ground and burst into flames.

"Behave. It's cold at night."

Hello, Admiral Akainu - Chapter 3