Jellyfish
Chapter 68
No matter how Shui Mu cracked the hard shell, took out a pile of pearls, or stuffed a pile of sand into the hard shell, the white hard shell remained motionless. Hua Ji watched Shui Mu take out the pearls skillfully and couldn't help but ask, "How long has he been sleeping?"
Shui Mu said, "I don't know. It's quiet at the bottom of the sea. Nothing will disturb him, and there won't be any pollution. He's been sleeping like this. The last time I talked to him was a few hundred years ago."
Hua Ji was amazed. Shui Mu handed a thumb-sized black pearl to Hua Ji as if he was presenting a treasure. "Here, do you like this?"
Hua Ji smiled and said, "I like it. As long as it's from you, I'll like it."
Shui Mu was overjoyed. "I knew you'd like it. Speaking of which, I saw a type of article on the Internet before. It's called pornography."
Hua Ji, "…"
Shui Mu said excitedly, "There are many posts about Feng Hui Xue. Although I'm very angry that they betrothed you to someone else, I found that humans have many tricks up their sleeves. One of them is called 'Flower Pistil Spitting Pearls'."
Hua Ji, "…" He suddenly felt that the pearls in his hand were very annoying.
Shui Mu put away the bag of pearls. He licked his lips subconsciously and looked at Hua Ji with a smile. "Let's try it when we get home?"
Hua Ji, "…" Is it too late to break up now?
Hua Ji and Shui Mu didn't stay in the sea for long, only three days. When they floated up from the sea and found the hole where they entered the sea, there were no changes here. The Arctic Ocean was still covered by a thick ice sheet. The wind was howling above, and there was nothing in the world of ice and snow … Eh?
Wait?
"Chirp ~ ~ ~"
Two black bean-like eyes suddenly appeared in the white world. When they saw Hua Ji, they shone brightly.
The little Arctic Fox stood on the ice crack and stared at Hua Ji affectionately. It ran around excitedly, shouting and jumping. It even began to look around for the way down the ice crack, wanting to come to Hua Ji's side.
Shui Mu: "…" She wasn't happy.
Hua Ji's eyes lit up. He stood on the ice and shook his fur. Demonic power covered his entire body, and it was as if he was burning. His fiery red fur shone with a dazzling luster, like the sun in a cold world, warm and bright.
Hua Ji stepped on the ice shards and jumped out of the ice crack with a light leap. His body was more than three times the size of the little Arctic fox. The little Arctic fox immediately came over to sniff him and cried out happily.
Hua Ji looked at the little Arctic fox covered in ice. It looked like it had been waiting here for a few days. His heart ached. He subconsciously stuck out his pink tongue and licked the little Arctic fox's cheeks. The little Arctic fox snuggled up to Hua Ji, looking cute and obedient.
Shui Mu: "…" She really wanted to kill this arctic fox = =
Hua Ji couldn't help but say, "Let's take it away."
Shui Mu said coldly, "It doesn't have intelligence. It's still an arctic fox living in a cold area. Even if we bring it back, it can only be placed in the Arctic Museum in the zoo to be seen by humans. Are you willing to do that?"
Hua Ji was silent.
He looked at Shui Mu quietly, his golden eyes full of pleading. Being stared at so lovingly, Shui Mu's coldness only lasted for less than a minute before he was defeated.
He said helplessly, "Even if we bring it back, what do you plan to do?"
Hua Ji gently rubbed the little Arctic fox. "I want to try to use demonic power to nourish its body. It would be best if its body could accept demonic power. If I open its meridians frequently, it will greatly increase the chances of it gaining intelligence."
Shui Mu's face darkened. "You can't take care of it forever, right?"
"How about a year?"
Hua Ji said, "A year. If it doesn't gain intelligence in a year, I will ask Grandpa Fox to seal its memory and send it back."
He said softly, "I want to give it a chance and let it try."
It woke him up, and he should repay it with karma.
Shui Mu reached out and grabbed the little Arctic fox. The little Arctic fox screamed in panic, its cries making people's hearts ache. Its four limbs struggled weakly, and its eyes were instantly filled with tears as it looked at Hua Ji. Hua Ji's heart immediately softened. "Be gentle."
Shui Mu held his breath. "Your demonic power is of the fire attribute, right?
Can this little Arctic fox bear it? "
Hua Ji said, "It's okay if it can't bear it. Don't I have you?"
He blinked and looked at Shui Mu. "You will help, right?"
Shui Mu glared at Hua Ji. After a while, he said bitterly, "Okay."
When they came here, it was a harmonious two-person world, but when they went back, they had to bring a third wheel. Shui Mu was very dissatisfied.
However, even if he was dissatisfied, it was useless. In the end, Shui Mu took out his trump card. He took out the ball in his stomach and waved it in front of Hua Ji every day.
This was a good idea. As soon as the light red ball was taken out, Hua Ji's eyes were attracted by it. When his fingers touched the ball gently, he even felt a strange connection with it. The ball seemed to be able to feel the joy of its kin. Every time it was in Hua Ji's hand, it would jump a few times.
Hua Ji asked Shui Mu, "How long will it take for it to be born?"
Shui Mu said, "I don't know. Do you want to go back and ask your grandfather?
Anyway, the time it takes for a sea monster to be born … Well, it's quite long. At least a hundred years. "
Hua Ji, "…"
As soon as he thought about Shui Mu having sex with him with a ball in his stomach, he instantly lost all his romantic thoughts. What should he do?
He said, "Then do I have to keep it in my body to nourish it?"
Shui Mu said nonchalantly, "Actually, it's the most convenient to throw it into the sea."
As soon as he finished speaking, Hua Ji felt that the ball in his hand … was leaking water!!
Hua Ji: … She's crying, isn't she?
He sighed and gently stroked the red ball of light. "Good boy, it's okay. He despises you, but I don't despise you."
As soon as he finished speaking, the red ball of light stopped leaking water. It stuck to Hua Ji's palm with all its might. It seemed to be very excited.
Shui Mu didn't care anymore. He said, "Then I'll leave it with you?"
He slapped Hua Ji's butt. "Do you want me to help you stuff it in?"
Hua Ji's vision turned black. He thought about the ball being mixed up with those white pearls. That bastard Shui Mu would drag him to do something …
No!
He couldn't think about it anymore!
His moral integrity was shattered. He couldn't shatter the moral integrity of his unborn child too!!
Hua Ji started to seriously consider how to avoid Shui Mu's romantic invitation for the next hundred years.
The problem was, could he avoid it?
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Back in S City, Shui Mu was immediately surrounded by the impatient big shots of the inhuman circle. Hua Ji excitedly realized that his great-grandfather hadn't left and immediately pounced on him.
"Grandpa!!!"
The Red Fox reached out and patted Hua Ji's head. She turned her gaze and saw the little Arctic Fox beside Hua Ji. "Oh, you brought a cub with you?"
Hua Ji nodded. Then, he was a little embarrassed. "Grandpa, I have something to talk to you about."
He told the Red Fox about the adoption of the Little Fox and the red ball of light. The Red Fox laughed so hard that she couldn't stand straight.
"Hahahahaha, your partner is really a weirdo!
I've never seen such a shameless demon before! "He laughed loudly." But I like it ~ "
The Red Fox patted Hua Ji's shoulder and encouraged him. "Isn't it just a choice between living in bed and having a son? Since Shui Mu said that you can throw the child into the sea, then there shouldn't be a problem in the lake?
There's a lake in Qing Qiu in our hometown. At most, you can just leave the child there and go back every week to take a look. I'm also looking forward to seeing what kind of cub will pop out from the ball ~ ~ "
Hua Ji's eyes lit up. Then, he hesitated. "If I leave the child in Qing Qiu like this, the child …"
The Red Fox didn't care at all. "The bloodline of the demon race is weak. It's okay!"
Hua Ji thought about it and agreed. At most, he could just go back home more often. He said, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
The Red Fox rubbed her hands and asked curiously, "Then who has the child now?"
Hua Ji curled his lips. "He's in Shui Mu's stomach."
The Red Fox laughed loudly again.
This was really … cross-species reproduction was too weird. Regardless of whether it was the method of having sex or the method of giving birth to a cub, or even the method of birth …
Hahaha, he couldn't take it. It was too scary when he thought about it. He was about to go crazy from laughing.