Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!
Chapter 137
When Xu Jun asked Roschinke to go shopping with him, Roschinke was touched for a second. He knew that if he were to be with Xu Jun now, it might not be good for Xu Jun's reputation. But if Xu Jun didn't care about this, wouldn't he appear to be a coward and pretentious if he kept emphasizing this point?
The Dark Demon King, who had never been in a relationship before and had no experience of caring for other intelligent creatures of the opposite sex and the same sex, thought for a second or two. "What do you want to buy?"
If it was just to buy some materials, it would be fine to let the butler John go. If there wasn't enough manpower, it would be fine to send the maids out. Keke and Elder Yuan were also good laborers. Although the Blackmoon Foal and the unicorn male Jess weren't very useful, they would still be a hindrance in the house. It was better to send them out. And since they were going out, Steamed Bun could be sent out as well. Little Steamed Bun had just evolved into an Orc and could be used as an Orc.
In short, if everyone was sent out, Roshyank The Devil could discuss the great harmony of life with Xu Jun in the bedroom.
That was what he thought from the beginning.
Xu Jun didn't understand the feelings of the person who slept with him at all. He counted with his fingers. "Steamed Bun has just evolved into a human and doesn't know how to do anything. We have to train him to eat with a knife and fork. Let's buy the children's knife without a sharp point first so that he won't cut his hand. Jess wants a box of Maple Family's perfume. Two days ago, Keke said that his tail hair wasn't smooth and he wanted that … what do you mean a good horse comb?
Although Little Alice and Little Gelin didn't say anything, I think the little girls will also have to wear hair ornaments … "
Roschinke frowned. "Let the servants buy these things."
He had never heard of a noble who would buy things for everyone in the family. What was this?
Xu Jun's temper was too good and he spoiled them. Putting the others aside, why was the Blackmoon Foal Keke still here?
What did he mean by 'his tail hair wasn't smooth and he wanted a horse comb'? How did he say that?
Could it be that the salary he usually gave him wasn't enough?
He wanted to teach Xu Jun a good lesson and tell him not to take other people's matters seriously. In the end, he would be the one who would be tired. If he had the time, why not sleep a little more and play a little more?
Xu Jun turned around and revealed a bright smile. "And what are you wearing? You're as black as a cockroach. Don't you feel hot?
Today, I'll buy you a few more sets of men's clothing … Oh, by the way, the steamed buns are still missing a urinal … "
What's with the urinal?!
Roschinke chose to ignore the last half of the sentence. Just the first few words made him feel extremely touched. He strode behind Xu Jun and hugged him. "Xu Jun … I didn't expect you to care about me so much."
Xu Jun: "???
Hey, what's going on? You're so heavy. Let me think if I should buy a diaper for Mantou. He doesn't seem to know how to use a human body to go to the toilet … "
Roschinke: "Do you have to say something like this at a time like this?!"
Kyle, the Black Moon Foal, curled up his body into a small ball and stood at the door to peek in. He shook his head in his heart. He didn't know if it was because Your Majesty The Demon King, whom he had followed for so long, was not as kind as the human hero he had just met, or because the once wise, cool, and domineering Your Majesty The Demon King had become like this. Kyle was so happy when the hero said that he would buy clothes for him. He really wanted the Ice Lord to come and take a look.
Kyle stepped back with this thought. He was here to eavesdrop, so he couldn't let anyone find out.
He was blocked by someone before he could take two steps back. He turned around and saw Jess sneering behind him.
He was squatting and Jess was standing. They were in a condescending position. The situation was very unfavorable.
Kyle immediately went into a defensive posture, but he was one step too slow. Jess stepped on his face and he rolled back under the heavy pressure. "Shit!!!"
"You're asking for it!!!"
"— Huh?
You're the one who's sneaking around looking for a beating. Oh, there's a big footprint on your face ~ "
These two fellows were as childish as three years old the moment they met. Xu Jun and Luoxienke pushed open the door and walked out. Luoxienke frowned and scolded coldly, "In any case, you are a unicorn. What are you acting like?"
He was still protective and scolded his opponent first. Jess's head was locked by Kyle's arm, and her fingers were stuck in Kyle's nostrils. The two were in a very awkward position.
Xu Jun felt that the young people (?)
Fighting like this was not a big deal. They could even improve their friendship.
"You guys play, but don't be too loud. Mantou just finished evolving and needs to sleep during the day."
Blood flowed out of Kyle's nostrils. He was very miserable but refused to admit defeat. "Who's playing!!!"
Xu Jun had just finished talking about Mantou when the door to Mantou's room was pushed open. A young man with soft white hair and a small round face popped out. His round brown eyes were half-closed and he seemed very sleepy. "What …"
Then he saw Jess and Kyle fighting fiercely and was instantly excited. "Wow!
You guys are playing again! "
"— Jess and Kyle are really close!
They don't bring me along every time they play!!! "
The naughty kid scrambled out. It seemed that not only was he not used to eating and going to the toilet in a human body, he hadn't even learned how to walk yet. He was still running like a little horse.
Xu Jun looked at Mantou lovingly. "You've finally become a human. Everything is good, but you need too much clothes. Roschinke will help you find clothes later. I'll go find some loose clothes for Mantou."
Roshyank The Devil: "…"
Mantou is your biological son, and I'm just a gift?!!!
Xu Jun the Hero and his family didn't prepare much when they went shopping. Because Xu Jun had an infinitely large space backpack, he and Roschinke didn't even use satchels. The two of them went out empty-handed.
Roschinke didn't want to expose his real relationship with Xu Jun so soon, but when he really went outside, he found that he couldn't control his desire to show off. So, after hinting that Xu Jun's hand was empty twice, he finally shook the Hero's hand.
This hand wasn't soft like a young boy's hand. Instead, it was rough with calluses and thick joints. It was completely a man's hand.
When this hand was clenched, it contained the power to tear everything apart, but it also had times when it was weak and helpless.
At night, on the bed, the panting in his throat was like a cat. His hands were pressed to the sides of his body, clenching and unclenching, trembling without any strength. The lines on his palms were sweaty.
He must have trusted me.
That's why he took off all his armor in front of me.
At this moment, His Majesty Roshyank The Devil was like any young boy in the world who was greedy for the first time. He held his lover's hand and smiled at ease.
They were so comfortable, in sharp contrast to the leaders of the other forces in the Holy City.
During this time, no matter the size of the forces, they were very busy. Even the Demon Clan was no exception.
The Demon King didn't do anything serious and fell in love, making the Lord Of The Deep very busy. On one hand, he had to deceive the leaders of the small clans who came to express their goodwill. On the other hand, he had to lament that he was busy with work and had no time to eat, drink, and play.
Bo Lai was living better than him now.
The Lord Of The Deep didn't have much to do in the Holy City. The tasks that should be assigned had already been assigned. He could be like a big boss, reading popular novels and eating fried chicken in bed every day, but now he had to get up and work.
But fortunately, his savior was coming soon.
Just this morning, the Ice Lord Vize also came to the Holy City.
This guy came early in the morning and woke the Lord Of The Deep Seur up from his dream. "Don't sleep, there is a Shaman of the Dragon Hawk Clan outside looking for you."
The Lord Of The Deep woke up with a start and saw the Ice Lord shining with holy light in his eyes. He opened his mouth and said, "You are already here. Why should I go?"
The Ice Lord was disappointed and slapped the Lord Of The Deep's face. "Look at your lazy face!!!"
But the Lord Of The Deep's shortcoming of not doing anything serious was not just developed now. Even Your Majesty The Demon King usually couldn't control him. He was already a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. The angrier others were, the more unrestrained he became. If you sulked with this child, you would be angered to death in the end.
Rubbing the head of the Lord Of The Deep Seur with his hand, the Ice Lord had to take over the job of receiving the Shaman of various clans. He gave the naughty child a day off and let him go out to play.
He also didn't forget to remind him, "Keep a low profile outside. Don't provoke some people you don't know.
Yesterday, the priest Serpentis came to you and you refused, didn't you?
Seur, how old are you this year? Can't you be more mature? "
The Lord Of The Deep thought, who said that demon lords were born without parents? The one in front of him was even more motherly than his own mother. When it came to reason, his little mouth was as sharp as a bard's. However, being reprimanded by the other party, he didn't even dare to fart. He could only nod and agree.
In this world, no one could provoke the Ice Lord in his motherly state. The Lord Of The Deep had tried to provoke him many years ago. The consequences were unimaginable. For the next three days, he wished he could cut off his ears and be done with it.
He ran for his life.
The Ice Lord Vize looked at the back of the Lord Of The Deep Seur. For some reason, he suddenly felt that the sun shining on the back of the Lord Of The Deep made this guy much taller. Then he smiled helplessly at the back of the Lord Of The Deep who was shaking his head. What was he thinking? This was a stupid child.
The stupid Lord Of The Deep walked for a while and then came back. "Yo, Vize, I'm going to the Merchant Tower. Is there anything you want to buy? Can I help you?
Recently, I heard that there's a popular popular novel called 'The Hero Vs The Dark Creatures'. Can I give you a copy? "
Vize's eyes were as sharp as knives. "It seems that you still don't want to take a break. Why don't you come back and continue your work as a receptionist?"
Seur ran away quickly.
It wasn't easy to get a break. He didn't want to stay in the house like an animal in the zoo and see people one by one!
The Shaman of the Dragonhawk Tribe and the Sand Scorpion Tribe were so annoying!
Talking to them was so tiring!
And they kept mentioning Xu Jun and the Demon King — they were poisonous!
Why did they mention them for no reason!
Was it good to mention lovey-dovey dogs in front of someone who was currently single and wasn't planning on finding a partner?!
As he thought about it with a headache, he felt really sad in his heart. The Lord Of The Deep Seur felt like an idiot. It wasn't easy for him to relax for a day, but his mind was filled with these rotten thoughts.
In the end, as he walked, he met His Majesty Roshyank The Devil and the Hero Xu Jun who were shopping on the street (showing off).
The author has something to say: The Lord Of The Deep: I have something to say. Not only will I write it down, but I will also secretly paste it on His Majesty's forehead!
I didn't expect you to be such a hero!
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