Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!
Chapter 145
King Kaelis of the Golden Banner: "Originally, this matter could have been settled by noon, but my two kids insisted on getting involved. They even said that they should learn to do proper things when they grow up, but in the end, it took us until now to sort things out. Haha."
King Essenmeer, who had no children due to his ridiculous behavior when he was young: "…"
Pope Decca, who was single and could not get married because he was a member of the clergy: "…"
What else could they say?
However, King Kaelis would never let go of a chance to show off his children. He shook his head and said, "These kids are really disobedient. I can't even imagine how messy they will be when they grow up.
Oh, by the way, did you know that I have a younger daughter called Anna Leah? She's also a mischievous spirit. When she gets older, she'll probably be even more difficult to deal with than her brothers. "
King Essenmeer and Pope Decca looked at each other. They wanted to curse the old man in front of them.
Hehe, you're very lucky to have so many children. When you die, your children will fight for power. Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't we have to applaud → _ →
King Kaelis sat down with an awkward expression. He started talking about how he "fell sick" a few days ago.
"Let's get straight to the point. I didn't fall sick. That day, the First Shaman of the Serpentis came to find me and told me something."
"Just like any other race on the continent, I have a lot of resentment towards the Serpentis and the Demons.
The Serpentis' behavior is annoying, but they aren't very strong. At least, they aren't very powerful. Although the Demons are much better than the Sea Serpentis, they once ruled the continent ten thousand years ago. I believe that every intelligent race with a long history has a terrible memory of that time. "
He spoke tirelessly, as if he was going to start from a long time ago.
Pope Decca pursed his lips. The Serpentis weren't that powerful at the moment, but if they had more powerful people like the Second Priest and the First Priest, it would only be a matter of time before they developed.
The landscape of the continent would change sooner or later. He had warned everyone about this after the last combat tournament. However, both Essenmeer and Kelly had lived a peaceful life for too long. No matter how strong the Serpentis were, they were still the orcs' business and humans should not interfere.
— — Saying that it's not good to interfere, he just wants to sit on top of the mountain and watch the tigers fight.
Essenmeer asked while peeling nuts, "What does this have to do with Serpentis looking for you?"
King Kaelis looked at the nuts with a pained expression. He thought to himself, Motherf * cker, this thing is too expensive. You're just a fat pig who doesn't know what's good for you.
"The Serpentis and the Demons used to live in the deepest part of the world. However, the deep sea where the Serpentis lived was connected to the continent of God's Favored, while the Hell where the Demons lived was separated from the surface. Only the Dark Abyss was connected to the Underworld. Living in a similar place, the Serpentis knew more about the Demons."
"They said that thirty years ago, the Serpentis decided to go ashore because the bottom of the sea was covered by a thick black fog, which killed many Serpentis. Their First Priest found that the environment in the shallow sea and on land was much cleaner, so they decided to go ashore.
The black fog disappeared a few years later, and the Sea Serpent Clan did not take this matter to heart. It was only in April of this year that the Sea Serpent Clan saw the black fog rolling out from the Dark Abyss again with the power to destroy this continent. This is the power that belongs to God. "
King Kaelis paused for a moment. "The First Priest of Serpentis said that this power is pure black and evil, with the smell of the Demons. It is very likely to be related to the legendary God of Darkness.
We have to unite and fight against the Demons. After the tournament, they will immediately send people to the battlefield in the North. They hope that the humans will agree to their support. "
The First Priest of Serpentis' words were not very official, but they were more sincere and touching. It didn't sound like something a cold Sea Serpent would say.
King Kaelis didn't believe half of it, but of course, he was happy that the Serpentis wanted to fight against the Demons with the humans.
In other words, they went from watching the tigers fight to watching the three tigers fight on the mountain.
Oh, of course, Snow Blade was also involved. After all, the border of the North was the battlefield in the North.
Essenmeer was just a little stupid, but after being a king for so many years, he understood what the Golden Flag Emperor was trying to say. However, he was too lazy to expose him. "You really believe it?
And what does this have to do with your illness? "
Emperor Kelly's face did not even blush. "The Sea Serpents have also requested to fight against the demons during the tournament. This time, the rules will be changed if the number of participants is not fixed. The demons will be at a disadvantage if there are fewer participants. They hope that 'all righteous races' will unite to fight against the demons.
I agreed, and I've already told Pope Dai Ka about it. You didn't object either, so it's been decided. "
The last sentence was said while looking at Pope Decca.
Okay, so it was true that his illness had something to do with the change in the rules of the tournament. He looked at Pope Decca because he wanted to say, "Don't try to brush yourself off so cleanly. Didn't you also use Deinister's illness as an excuse to hide in the Church → _ →".
The Pope thought to himself, Don't put me in the same category as you, you old liar. "Deinister's health hasn't been very good recently."
Things were definitely not as simple as they seemed. Emperor Kelly was definitely hiding something. Otherwise, she wouldn't have held a small meeting before telling them.
But he must have released all the important information. But why did the Serpentis target the Demons?
Regardless of whether the God of Darkness' birth was real or not, this had nothing to do with the Serpentis.
First of all, they were no longer living at the bottom of the sea. Second, on land, their territory was the furthest away from the demons, and they had nothing to do with the demons. Snow Blade was fighting and killing the demons because of territory, but what about the Sea Serpents?
Faith?
It didn't seem like they were fanatical believers.
Or, if the Demons were just a catalyst …
Essenmeer slowly said, "At first, even though you didn't understand what the Serpentis were up to, you also thought that they wouldn't be able to cause too much trouble. Also, the Serpentis didn't bring many people with them this time. Changing the rules of the tournament didn't seem to be beneficial to them, so you didn't care.
But now that you've discovered that the Serpentis are very ambitious about the Gnomes' new energy source, you're on guard against them and hope that we humans can unite? "
King Kaelis nodded solemnly. "I hope that we can let go of our past prejudices."
It didn't matter if the other two could let go of their so-called prejudices, but he could. He was even surprised to find that he didn't even mind the nut crumbs next to Essenmeer's mouth.
After the three of them left the meeting, Pope Decca didn't force Essenmeer to go to his room to continue talking about the successor. He wasn't in the mood for that.
Essenmeer only wanted to report to His Majesty Roshyank The Devil and find out the specific relationship between the Demons and the Serpentis.
The Snow Blade Kingdom and the Demons had actually stopped fighting. Or rather, they were engaged in a relatively normal "war".
In the morning, the Demons fired two cannons at the humans, and then the humans fired two cannons back. Now, both sides called this "friendly cannons" or "alarm cannons".
However, the other races didn't know this because this situation had been going on for a long time. Before the higher-ups decided to officially stop fighting, the lower races had been fighting sparsely.
Even the Orc mercenaries liked this kind of life where they only took money and didn't put their lives on the line. No one wanted to die if they could live well.
Therefore, the current situation was very normal for everyone, and it wasn't considered a "truce".
The news of the Snow Blade Demons' truce was suppressed because of the lax morale of the army. If Essenmeer knew about this, he probably wouldn't know whether to cry or laugh.
However, the army was controlled by some of the nobles in his kingdom, so a lot of news couldn't reach him.
Essenmeer thought for a long time. Should he go to the embassy to find the Ice Lord, or should he go directly to Xu Jun's house to find Your Majesty The Demon King? _ Although Essenmeer called him "Big Brother" in his heart, he was terrified if he really went to see him.
When Roshyank The Devil was still Prince Leon, he was just a little old-fashioned. He advised Essenmeer to lose weight a little, but he wasn't mean. Now, he was ruined. He called Essenmeer a fat pig and called him a fat lump. Last time, he even said, "If you can manage the Snow Blade Kingdom to its current state, it means that all the food you eat has turned into fat and not brain cells."
Is this my fault?!
Isn't this all because you've become the Demon King?!
Don't you feel guilty for pushing everything to me, Your Majesty The Demon King?!
In summary, Essenmeer really didn't want to see Roshyank The Devil, but he was even more afraid of the Ice Lord and the Lord Of The Deep.
The Ice Lord was a humanoid iceberg. He could freeze Essenmeer into ice dregs with just a glance.
The Lord Of The Deep always liked to smile at Essenmeer. Once, he even mocked Essenmeer for looking like a 200-pound pregnant woman.
— — Nonsense, even pregnant women don't weigh 200-pound.
— — But Essenmeer really did weigh 200-pound.
After thinking about it, Essenmeer finally mustered up his courage and decided to face his big brother who had become mean and terrible. No matter what, he and Roshyank The Devil were slightly familiar, and the other party wouldn't beat him up for a small matter. But the Lord Of The Deep, who smiled like a fox, was not necessarily so.
Mustering up his courage, Essenmeer sneaked to the back door of Xu Jun's courtyard and shouted twice through the call crystal that Roshyank The Devil had given him before.
The banquet in the house was over — — or rather, the awkward display of affection between Xu Jun and Roschinke was over. The Orc Shaman Priest and the Witch Tribe Naka were trembling like quails waiting to be roasted.
At first, because Xu Jun acted too relaxed, they all relaxed. Now that they were nervous, they found that there were crouching tigers and hidden dragons in this damn restaurant.
— — The handsome and ethereal young man in white was indeed an Orc, but his specific identity was actually an Orc from the Unicorn Tribe. After eating an extremely spicy pepper, the other party couldn't hold back for a moment, and his aura erupted, exposing his tribe.
The arrogance of the Unicorn Tribe was innate, and so was their mysophobia. Their "bad temper" that didn't match their appearance was even more innate.
The Red Fox Shaman sitting next to him carefully moved half a person's distance to the side.
On the other side, when the seemingly dull young boy ate the last meatball, he couldn't help but grab it with his claws, revealing a pair of … … claws that belonged to a dragon creature. The sharp nails, the shiny and full scales, and … … the muscles and bones that contained terrible power made the Dragon Hawk Shaman, who was silently eating next to him, almost sit on the ground.
Oh my God, dragon … …
As for the last ordinary-looking Real Pony Orc, he also dropped his disguise and said that he was a Moonlight Foal, which made the Sand Scorpion Shaman, who still maintained a relatively calm state of mind, scared the shit out of him.
You know, their tribe used to snatch territory from the Moonlight Foal Orcs, and they also drove them to the wilderness where birds don't shit.
Oh my God.
Can they still live?
Only Great Witch Naka and the Mer-people Priest escaped because their sphere of influence was relatively remote, but these two people were fighting to eat the pepper until their stomachs were burning. In just half an hour, they each ran to the toilet three times, and finally had no choice but to die.
Roschinke was more satisfied to find that these old cats, old dogs, and old fish were sensible and quiet. Now he was enjoying all the love of Xu Jun alone, and pink bubbles of happiness came out.
"I want to eat that."
"Ah-"
Ah, even the most ordinary radish seems to be sweet.
Several orcs present looked at each other and felt that they didn't eat much, but the dog food was fiercely stuffed into their stomachs.
After the meal, under Roschinke's silent drive, a group of people, including the two Snowy Lionets, were thrown out together and looked at each other on the street.
Everyone was a well-known figure in their respective tribes, but now they were despised and couldn't say a word, so they could only shake their heads and smile bitterly.
The Snow Lion Tribe Elder Yuan tried to smooth things over. "Young people want to have a couple's world. Young people nowadays are like this, don't blame them."
The Sand Scorpion Tribe Elder Mo patted him on the shoulder. "It's not easy for you either."
They had only eaten some hotpot here, and they were treated like this. This elder of the Snow Lion Clan and the young warrior he brought with him were said to have stayed at Xu Jun's place for a few days. What kind of life did my mother have?
The Snow Lion Tribe Elder Yuan said that it was nothing. At least Xu Jun was very good to them, but now it was useless to say it. Everyone agreed that he was very pitiful.
This was a difficult experience of living and dying together (?)
Obviously, it improved their relationship. Now, even the Snow Lion Tribe Elder, who came from a small power, was more integrated with everyone.
The Snow Lion Tribe Elder Yuan thought that this was another benefit that Master Xu Jun brought to them. In the future, they must be grateful and repay this kindness.
At least when Master Xu Jun and the Demon King get married … they must prepare more money. _ (: 3,∠) _
Roschinke carried Xu Jun to the bedroom. The housekeeper and the maid had already hidden to the side. Jess took the two children and ran away, shouting that it was not suitable for children. This gave the two a lot of space to act.
Roschinke was more annoying than a dog. In terms of being thick-skinned, he was really at the level of the Demon King.
He said that to outsiders, he was not really serious. It was just that he hadn't encountered anything that could stimulate his emotions. However, in front of Xu Jun, his body became very honest. This was love.
As he spoke, his body became upright. His lower body became hard and he poked Xu Jun's thigh.
"I like the bed in your bedroom. It reminds me of the time when I was still in your body. It's hot and soft."
Your Majesty The Demon King whispered sweet nothings into the Brave Shrimp's ear. He was like a clam, wishing that he could swallow the Brave Shrimp into his shell and merge the two into one.
Xu Jun's face was burning. He didn't know if it was because of the hot pot or because of the stimulation from being in his body.
"When you were still in my body … When was that?"
He asked with a snort.
The double entendre made Roschinke's thigh tighten. He hadn't even reached the bed yet, but he started to take off his clothes in front of the bedroom door.
The tip of his tongue poked Xu Jun's ear, as if he was doing some kind of action.
"Beep beep beep!"
Suddenly, the summoning crystal rang.
Roschinke: It's getting cold. Essenmeer is a dog. → _ →
I didn't expect you to be such a brave person!
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