Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!
Chapter 147
Roschinke moved all the greasy things away from the table and asked the maid, Alice, to bring two bowls of sweet blueberry soup for Xu Jun to drink. She spooned the soup and fed it to him personally. Xu Jun sat up straight and looked like he was about to die. "Ouch! My ass!"
Roschinke looked around. It was autumn and the weather wasn't cold, so there was no cushion on the chair. He hurriedly asked Alice to bring him a soft cotton cushion.
Alice answered softly and trotted out of the hall. John stopped her. "What are you running for?"
Alice said, "I think Your Majesty The Demon King is really nice to Lord Xu Jun. Hehe."
The little girl thought of something and blushed. She winked at Green, who was bringing bread in. Green's face also turned red.
They were young. If they were in Xu Jun's original world, they would probably be high school students. But in this world, they were raised as maids and knew everything.
They knew the absurd private lives of the nobles.
Speaking of which, Lord Xu Jun actually got up for dinner tonight. It meant that he and Your Majesty The Demon King were very restrained.
"I told you not to …" Eat so much chili.
"Ugh … It's definitely swollen …"
The conversation between the two was vague. It was originally a simple matter of having diarrhea after eating too much chili, but it was covered with ambiguous words. Jesse wished he could cover Lance's ears: This child looks as big as a steamed bun, but his actual age is a real underage cub. He is only a few years old, but he has to listen to such exciting things. What a sin.
He looked to the right at Steamed Bun. Steamed Bun also turned to look at him. The two looked at each other and suddenly had an inexplicable interest.
Steamed Bun slowly moved closer to Jess's ear. "What do you think they're doing?"
Jess blinked. "Doing adult things."
"Adult things … what are they?"
Kyle, the Black Moon Foal, covered his face. Damn it. People nowadays don't care about public places.
He seemed to be going blind.
On the opposite side, Elder Yuan's Snow Lion's ears were red and hot.
When it came to sexual matters, the beastmen were far less particular than the humans. In addition, for some reason, the beastmen often had an awkward situation where there were more males than females, so it was common for males to comfort each other.
Because the Snow Lion Tribe had always been primitive, their way of life was somewhat similar to that of Demon Beasts. They did not care about such things at all.
But for some reason, even though it was a very normal thing that everyone would do, when Xu Jun and the Demon King said it, there was a hint of charm and gentleness to it.
Elder Yuan blushed and signaled Keke to quickly finish eating and get out of here.
Keke was still young. He was at the age where he was the most hot-blooded and could not take any provocation. He must not be allowed to learn bad things and end up being tempted in Randal City … There was once a case where a young human fell in love with an orc and even tried to seduce him. In the end, both parties ended up in an ugly situation.
Keke was baffled. His grandfather glared at him. "???"
Elder, don't look at me like that, it's not like my butt is swollen … "
Elder Yuan was exasperated and slapped Keke's head fiercely.
On the other side, Xu Jun heard it. His face looked even more bitter.
The dinner process was unusually awkward. However, the two parties behaved in an upright and magnanimous manner, which made others feel that they were thinking too much.
The real time to talk was only after dinner.
Although the Red Fox, Sand Scorpion Tribe, Dragon Eagle Tribe and the others also said that they wanted to team up with Xu Jun in this Martial Arts Conference, they obviously said so for the sake of friendly relations.
Before Roschinke appeared, that group of people mostly said, "In the future, we will fight against the Demon Beasts together."
Wasn't that just an empty sentence? If they had the resolve to fight against the Demon Beasts for Xu Jun, they would have done it earlier. The Snow Blade Kingdom would not have needed to spend a lot of money to hire those orcs to fight against the Demon Army on the northern battlefield for so many years.
Of course, after Roschinke appeared, the faces of those Shaman looked as if they had eaten shit. They did not say anything about fighting against the Demon Beasts anymore. Instead, they patted their chests and said that they would perform well in the Martial Arts Conference.
However, the little fool Xu Jun believed them and talked and laughed with them.
Looking at it this way, even the Snow Lion Tribe seemed to be more sincere.
The biased Demon King snorted in his heart. He wished that he could rub the Demon Beasts into his body so that he could withstand all the harm from the outside world.
The sky gradually darkened. In early autumn, the days were long and the nights were short. However, it was now completely dark.
Thunder and lightning flashed outside the window. It had actually started to rain.
It also felt a little stuffy in the house.
"Tomorrow is the last day we can prepare." After dinner, everyone came to the dining hall. Butler John took notes. Xu Jun was the first to speak.
The 1.8-meter-tall "little fool" of the Demon King did not look stupid at all. Instead, one side of his mouth curled into a sinister smile. "First, let's confirm the enemy's target. Serpentis …"
The Snow Lion Tribe's Elder Yuan and Keke were nervous. Serpentis were indeed difficult to deal with. Next, Mr. Xu Jun would probably analyze the various characteristics of their race.
In the past few days, they had already known how knowledgeable Xu Jun was. He seemed to have visited the entire continent and even the surrounding coastal waters.
Of course, Xu Jun could not really visit the entire continent. This game was different from all the other games in the past. It was too big and too real. As expected of the work that Daddy Squall had been promoting for three years.
But he had the forum!
What information forum would not have it?
Thus, Xu Jun's character was especially knowledgeable.
However, Xu Jun did not elaborate on the Serpentis. He just continued what he had said before. "… and the contestants of all the other races."
Wow! Hearing this, Elder Yuan was immediately stunned.
Xu Jun looked around and swept his gaze over everyone's face. "I have never fought side by side with others. Ever since I received the first quest to kill a kobold in a small village.
I don't want to suddenly become a person who trusts others very much and talks about unity and victory. For me, fighting is very simple. "
"Slash and win.
If you Snow Lion Tribe did not come to me, you would also be in the enemy's range this time. "
His tone was flat and sincere, as if he was talking about a daily topic like "eating potatoes at night". But in the ears of the audience, it was no different from thunder.
What an arrogant and powerful statement.
# Seems to have turned into a fan in an instant. # This is the Blackmoon Foal Kyle.
# Mr. Xu Jun/Master/Daddy is handsome, handsome, and invincible! #
# This is Keke Steamed Bun and Rance.
As for Roschinke, he just wanted to carry Xu Jun to him for five hours.
Receiving the gazes of admiration and shock, Xu Jun muttered, "It seems that it's a bit wrong to bring the solo habits of standalone games into the real world."
But you really couldn't blame him. In the past few years, there had been nothing particularly fun in online games. He had been playing standalone games, and even online games were only played a few times when he was doing live events on the platform.
Standalone games had high requirements for the player's personal qualities. Although there would be NPCs in the Easy Mode, the NPCs would be much less useful in the Veteran Mode and Hard Mode.
For example, Xu Jun's final challenge, the Hero Mode, almost no NPCs would help him.
He had to do everything himself.
He enjoyed the freedom of being alone in battle.
Xu Jun was able to get the title of Great God because he could endure loneliness.
"But now, since we are companions, I will try to attract as much firepower as possible in the Fighting Tournament and create a good battle environment for you guys." After thinking about it, Xu Jun smiled and said, "Oh!
Oh! Oh! "Keke howled," I will definitely not disappoint Hero Xu Jun's expectations!!! "
Elder Yuan was originally moved, but when he heard Keke howl like that, he felt his hands itch and really wanted to slap him again. "Is this kid stupid?
Although Sir Xu Jun said that, didn't you see the Demon King's expression beside him?
Does the Demon King want to see you foolishly let Xu Jun attract firepower?
Why is Keke's big brother so calm and reliable, and Keke so stupid?
Could it be that IQ was picky?
Next, they began to analyze the strengths and weaknesses of each race. There were many things that could be said. From Xu Jun to little Rance, everyone could say a few words.
For example, the Snow Lions were good at close combat and had thick skin. Their abilities were very simple, and in theory, they were easier to deal with. They just had to fight force with force.
On the other hand, the Serpentis were more sinister and cunning, and their abilities were unpredictable. They were good at poisoning and taming. Poisoning came from the natural ability of the sea snake, and taming, in Xu Jun's opinion, was very likely to be a kind of illusion, and it might have something to do with the Sirens.
Since they were good at poisoning and illusion, it would be much easier to hide anything.
Although the Sea Serpent Clan had always been unlikable in the past, they were especially active this year. It was obvious that they wanted to do something. It was not impossible that they had been holding back a big move for a long time and were waiting to release it this year.
"When the time comes, I will focus on the Serpentis." After thinking about it, Xu Jun could only say this.
Jess frowned, "Can I still sign up now?"
Xu Jun smiled and shook his head, "It stopped a long time ago, but you can't sign up either. I can't let you fight on the side of the humans, right?
You can just help me take care of the children. "
Jess was stunned. She suddenly realized that she indeed didn't have a suitable identity to participate.
This wasn't a casual tournament that anyone could attend. Everyone represented their own race and power.
The unicorns had always been aloof from worldly affairs.
Xu Jun continued, "We don't know each other's fighting style before, so we shouldn't force ourselves to cooperate. Keke, you can choose opponents who are close to your strength. Don't try to be brave.
Tomorrow, we will contact a few warriors from friendly forces. At least on the most chaotic first day, we have to avoid infighting. "
This meant that on the second and third day, they would inevitably have a civil war.
On the other hand, on the first day, they could unite against outsiders.
"If it's possible, I will expel the Serpentis on the first day."
Lightning flashed across the dark sky, and the clouds rolled. Then, there was a deep rumble of thunder.
"Knock, knock, knock." Someone was knocking on the door.
John hurried to open the door.
A tall man in a long robe stood outside the door. He was imposing without being angry, and often made people afraid. Now, his expression could even scare a child.
Xu Jun saw the person's face and his eyes widened. The uninvited guest walked in directly. "If I were you, I wouldn't force them too much, Xu Jun.
The Serpentis are indeed plotting something, but we just found out some of their movements. We can't force them to change their direction in desperation. "
The guest was drenched from head to toe. It didn't look like rain outside anymore, but more like a waterfall.
Kaspinder saw a group of people sitting in the living room who were obviously not human. He nodded slightly in greeting.
"There is now enough evidence to show that the Sea Serpent and the God of Darkness are related."
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