The Last Cat in the Universe
Chapter 18
When Yue An was still in the clan, it wasn't as if he hadn't gone online before.
There were a few cats in the clan who were not stingy with their spiritual power. They transformed into their human forms all day long and bought all sorts of games from the outside. They even connected the clan to the internet and gave each cat a computer.
Those humans playing games would never know that their teammate and chatting partner was actually a cat.
Therefore, the Yue An knew a lot about the human society. For example, there was a time when the Internet was abuzz with the news that a live streamer could earn millions a month by livestreaming.
Yue An felt that he could follow suit.
The white furball looked at the interface that appeared on the optical computer and walked around the holographic projection. The cat in the projection did the same thing. The two cats walked around each other face to face, forming a circle with their heads and tails connected.
Without blocking the screen, comments bubbles kept popping up on the periphery of the projection, densely covering the entire comment section. The thickness was still increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
It was all kissing, touching, hugging, rubbing, and ahhhhhhhhhh!
Various comment bubbles surrounded Yue An's holographic projection, forming a circle that looked like a blooming flower.
It was actually a round frame!
Yue An took two steps back – he almost jumped over the round frame!
Yue An tried its best to suppress the cat's instinct to jump into the circle. It raised its head and looked at the increasing number of comments and viewers on the circle. It wagged its tail happily, then turned around and pounced on the plate that was emitting a tempting aroma.
Bubbles popped up one after another.
[Damn it!
Why did you turn on your sense of smell and not touch?!!]
[Ahhhh! I want to pet the cat!
Crying bitterly!!]
[I want to know the difference between the feeling of a cat and that of Naughty Beast at home!]
[??
Leathery Beasts are armored creatures, but cats are furry!]
[It's mealtime!!
Mealtime!!!]
[Ah, it smells so good. The food in front of me seems tasteless.]
Yue An ate the food on the table and looked at the bubbles from time to time.
The VIP and privilege model was probably the eternal truth of making money.
Yue An looked at the few fancy bubbles firmly suppressing all the bubbles below. Above the bubble's user name, a huge overlord level member was placed there.
Next to the bubble column, there were two lists. One was the member ranking list, and the other was the current gift ranking list.
As the names on the two lists changed rapidly, the balance of Mr. Marshal's social account increased exponentially at a terrifying speed.
[I don't go to the Imperial Planet often, so I'm not sure. Who is more knowledgeable? Can you tell me what these dishes are?
I want to eat the same thing when I go to the Imperial Planet.]
[I recognize the dishes on the table. They're the signature dishes of the floating restaurant in the Imperial Capital. The price is proportional to the taste of the dishes. I remember that the dish he's eating now costs 30,000 yuan.]
[…???]
[Eating worse than a cat QAQ]
[Of course it's not as good. Don't you know what status this cat has now … I've zoomed in on the live broadcast to the maximum. Wow, I want to bury my face in the fur!
I want to roll around in the fur!!]
[This is the last cat in the entire universe that I know of. Watch and cherish it.]
[Don't call it this cat. It has a name. It's Yue An.]
When Yue An saw this, he licked his little nose and meowed softly in agreement.
Although he wasn't angry about being called "this cat", in his heart, he still preferred to hear others call him by his name.
[Ah!!
Pink and tender little tongue!!
Medic!!
Where's the Medic!!!]
[This meow, this sweetness … Don't save me if I die.]
[Yue An, right? Here's my wallet. Meow a few more times, okay?!!!]
Yue An could more or less understand the general meaning of the comments. He looked at the pile of gifts that came with it and meowed a few times at the camera without hesitation.
He even tilted his head and stretched out his paws to reach the camera. The soft pink meat pad was close to the camera. Through the holographic projection, it was as if the soft meat pad was pasted on the face.
[Ahhhhh!!!
Little meat pad!!
Pinch pinch pinch pinch!!]
[Mental Strength: 99999]
[Life Points: 0]
[Are, are you an angel sent by God to receive me?!]
[Woo — Wow!
I've given you my wallet!
I've also given you this month's pocket money!
Here you go!
Here you go!]
[Wait, can Yue An understand our language?]
Yue An meowed again.
[Can you understand?]
Yue An wagged his tail and said proudly, "Meow!"
[…???]
[Oh my god!!!]
[Wait, if he can understand language and communicate, doesn't that make him an intelligent being?!??]
[So what?!
This is a cat!!!]
[So what if he's a cat?!
This means that he … No, his combat power is indeed terrifying …]
[So what if he's powerful?!
This is a cat!!!]
[Even if he's a cat … Anyway, this is too …]
[This is a cat!
Can you guarantee that ancient creatures didn't have such powerful combat power?]
[But if we trace the genetic chain of biology back to the beginning …]
Yue An couldn't understand the rest of the content. He was relieved that the number of gifts kept increasing, so he turned his head and continued eating.
Yue An knew that humans were always able to break through all kinds of limits. In order to resist the growth of the mystical side, humans would desperately research science and pursue the origin.
Yue An didn't understand science. As a mystical monster, he was too lazy to think about these things.
When Yue An finished all the dishes on the table and looked up, the topic on the bubble was a thousand miles away from what it was before.
[I suddenly remembered that the only publicly known SS-level gene and the last cat in the universe are both in our country …]
[Now that you mention it, it does seem to be the case. Is this the Empire of Heaven's Choice? Hahaha.]
[Speaking of SS-level genes, where's the Marshal?]
[Is this the takeout that the Marshal ordered?!]
[No, compared to this, is that thing next to the table an enclosed dining car??]
[Yue An is so small, but he finished all six dishes on the table …?]
[His stomach isn't even bloated!
This doesn't make sense!
Where did all the food go?!
Is it because of his digestive system?
It's not mentioned in the information …]
[Wow, science maniac, stop. Can't you just look at the cat?
It's annoying to get to the bottom of everything.]
Yue An looked up at the comments and lowered his head again.
You're talking about science with a monster?
Don't be an idiot.
[Is the truth behind the death of ancient Earth due to the cat eating? _ (: 3 」 ∠) _]
[Wow, our ancestors are so powerful. Not only can they live in harmony with another intelligent species, but they can also tolerate such powerful combat power and keep them as pets. Look at us …]
[Looking at the information, there are people who keep more than ten cats …]
[QAQ I'm sorry. I'm only an A-level gene. I've embarrassed our ancestors. Hurry up and give me some gifts to calm myself down.]
In the image, the little furball was using its small paws to fiddle with the empty plates in front of it.
Yue An looked at the plates and thought for a while. Then, he jumped off the table with a plate in his mouth and walked to the trash can. He patted the automatic trash can and threw the plate in his mouth into the trash can.
[So obedient. Sob sob sob sob …]
[He even knows how to use the trash can QVQ. My child likes to throw the trash everywhere and let the housework robot clean it up. He doesn't listen no matter how much I teach him. He's so stubborn …]
[Humans are inferior to cats in all aspects.]
[Children are disobedient?
If his gene level is high enough, I can trick him into joining the army. When he comes back, he's so obedient that he doesn't even look like my own child:)]
[Did anyone tell Yue An the correct way to clean up a takeout plate?]
[He's not next to the optical computer now. He won't be able to see it even if we tell him.]
Yue An returned to the table and looked at the plates with leftover soup. He was at a loss and didn't know what to do.
He touched the edge of the plates with his paws and decided to ask the audience for help.
The white furball sat on the table obediently and turned to the camera to meow. Then, it pushed the plate with leftover soup in front of the camera.
[He's not protective of his food. Although there's only soup left, he's willing to share it!]
[My family has been raising Naughty Beast for more than 30 years!!
He's protective of his food!!!]
[We can't eat it even if you push it to us. Burst into tears.]
[Yue An probably means to let us smell it …]
[No, I think you've all misunderstood him. He's probably asking us what we should do with this thing.]
Yue An quickly meowed when he saw the comments.
[Press your paws on both sides of the plate and bend it hard. The protective film of the plate will break and absorb the leftovers.]
"Meow." Yue An obediently stretched out his paws and slapped them on both sides of the plate.
The take-out plate was very light. It was mainly made of a special kind of odorless plant fiber. It was light, thin, and tough. It could also be easily digested by the earth.
As his claws fell, the extremely thin and brittle film on the surface of the plate suddenly cracked open. The plant fiber inside quickly absorbed the remaining soup and residue. Then, as if it was stimulated by something, the entire plate suddenly shrank and automatically rolled into a ball the size of a quarter of a palm. It was very easy to clean up.
Yue An happily folded the remaining five plates on the table and threw them into the trash can.
[You probably don't know how to use the dining car next to you. Do you see the handle on the top?
If you can't pull it up, just press it down and the dining car will open.]
When Yue An saw the comment, he stood at the edge of the table and stretched out his paws to grab the handle of the dining car that was delivered by the robot. After he pulled it over, he pressed the button to open the dining car. When he saw the robot arm inside bringing hot food to the table again, he turned his head and meowed proudly at the camera that was flying beside him.
[The creatures from ancient Earth are actually so cute!]
[Hey, actually, I just saw Eggy/]
[Hahaha, I saw it too!
It's so fluffy/]
[Stop talking, I want to pinch it.]
[The pets from ancient Earth, even Eggy is so cute!
Look at the pets we have now, what are they? QAQ!]
[The furry ones are extremely expensive, and the iron ones aren't any better. It takes so long to tame them. What a sin …]
[I, Naughty Beast, am not convinced …!]
[If Naughty Beast was fluffy, I would really like it …]
[You've lost your dignity as the most popular iron pet, Naughty Beast.]
[Let me tell you softly. If you zoom in to the maximum, you can ignore the smell of the food and smell the milk on the kitty. Ah … this is probably heaven.]
[Are you a pervert?!]
[Damn, I didn't realize that!]
[Yeah, I turned on my sense of smell. Am I stupid?!]
[Take a deep breath!]
[Suck — — —!!!!]
[Are you all perverts???]
[Damn it, my nose is filled with the smell of food. This must be a product placement for the floating restaurant!
I can't take it anymore!
I'm ordering their takeout now!]
[I'm ordering too!!!
Damn, it's so expensive!
I've spent half of my living expenses this month!]
[You only spent half. You're really rich.]
[How can you call someone rich when you're a VIP?!]
[I'm addicted to cats. I'm going to die in Naughty Beast. Don't save me.]
[I went to take a look at the price … My heart aches for Marshal's wallet.]
[I looked at Yue An's dishes and found that he bought them according to the most expensive and best-selling food list in the Imperial Capital. Calculating the total price, it's more than 360,000 yuan …]
[… I have good reason to suspect that the Marshal didn't order this.]
[Then it seems like I didn't see the Marshal.]
[The Marshal is attending the military court today. He's not at home.]
[So the takeout is …]
[Yue An ordered it himself.]
[Marshal: I might not be able to afford a cat.]
After Yue An finished a few more plates, he raised his head and looked at the comments. He was instantly displeased.
He stretched out his front paw and slapped the table to express his dissatisfaction. "Meow!
Meow! "
I don't want him to raise me!
[Level 0 Cat Language Underachiever. What is Yue An talking about?]
[Maybe he's talking about you humans. Hurry up and give me money. I want to buy food!]
[I actually think what you said makes sense.]
[It's just money!
I'll give it to you!!
I'll give each of the 90 billion viewers one yuan …]
[… Damn, it's more than 90 billion?!
If you calculate it like that … Eh!]
[Hey!
Shut up!
Don't try to trick me into turning on the live broadcast!!!]
Yue An looked at them talking and crazily giving out gifts. He was unwilling to give up and meowed at them.
Look at me. I've earned nearly 100 million just by eating a meal!
Who wants to raise Ji Xiuyun!
[Ah, this meow. Please turn on the tactile sensor. I just want to bury my whole body in the fur and roll around. It must be very stressful. Cats make me happy.]
[Yes, yes. Next time, please turn on the tactile sensor, Xiao Yu An.]
[Hehehehe. Yes.]
[These two must be trying to pinch each other's balls. Shameless.]
Yue An agreed. "Meow!"
Yes!
Do you humans have some special feelings for the balls of cats?!
Ji Xiuyun too!
Trying to pinch each other's balls as soon as they meet is some kind of special hobby developed in the era of the universe!
Yue An looked at the comments and chatted while eating. When he finished three more dishes, a red dialog box suddenly popped up on the optical computer interface.
Yue An was stunned. He licked the soup stuck to his mouth and walked over with his short legs. He sat in front of the interface and looked at the message on the dialog box.
Yue An walked over and the camera naturally flew over as well.
The 90 billion people in the galaxy who were watching the livestream clearly saw the words on the dialog box.
62 Imperial Research Office masks detected. Lurking time 35: 13. Add to the blacklist?
Yes/No
[Hahaha. How much does the Marshal hate the Imperial Research Department?
He even purposely set up such a system in his optical computer.]
[I can see that he hates them from the bottom of his heart.]
[Speaking of which, isn't this afternoon's lawsuit against the Imperial Research Department by the Marshal's former assistant?]
[He's a traitor. Can his accusations be trusted?]
[The Marshal should stick to his accusations. Maybe there's something we don't know about …]
Yue An tilted his head. After guessing the meaning of the message in the dialog box, he turned his head to look at the comments bubbles. Then, without hesitation, he raised his hand and pressed down on them.
It's fate that brought us together on the Internet.
I'm Yue An. First, I'll insult you.