The Reckless Life of Xiexie

Chapter 8

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation Due to the arrival of the Nine-headed Bird at the Myriad Demon Gathering, everyone knew that eating the meat of the monk who went to the Western Paradise could grant them immortality. Everyone returned to their own cave abodes and made their own plans.

Three days later, Suspension returned to the southern Toad Province. When she passed by a mountain, she saw Wukong's figure. It looked like he was fighting with a demon. Could it be that a demon had found the Tang Seng so quickly and came to eat his meat?

She didn't have time to think about it and hurriedly went down to help, only to find that the Monkey King was fighting with a pig.

To be precise, this was a demon with a pig's head and a human body. Since he could fight with Wukong, his cultivation was not low. Why couldn't he change his appearance a little?

"Wukong, I'll help you." She shouted and landed beside the Monkey King.

At this time, the sky was already starting to brighten. Under the white light, Xue Xue's red dress was very eye-catching. Zhu Bajie laughed, "Where did this beauty come from? Are you here to throw yourself at me? Come, come, come, come, come quickly …"

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Before Pigsy could finish, the Monkey King roared and swung the Jingu Bang. Pigsy quickly dodged. What a joke. That thing was so heavy. He couldn't bear it.

Seeing the two of them fighting, Suspension spat out smoke and fire. The Monkey King quickly retreated, only to hear a howl. "Ahhhhh, I, Old Pig, am going to become a roasted suckling pig. Help, help!"

However, no matter how he shouted or ran, the smoke seemed to be alive and followed him. The Monkey King used a spell to trap him and jumped onto a higher rock. Seeing this scene, he laughed. "How is it? The feeling of being burned by smoke and fire isn't good, right? Haha."

"Good Horse Protector, what happened to your ability to wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace back then? Why are you letting a woman deal with me, Old Pig? Why don't you do it yourself?"

"Wukong doesn't need to do anything to deal with you." Was this pig an idiot? He was already at a disadvantage, yet he still dared to speak like this.

Monkey King looked at the Suspension and was about to say something when he realized that the clothes she was wearing were no longer the ones she was wearing when she left. "Where did you get these clothes?"

"This was given to me by Pian-pian. Wukong, I met Pian-pian during the Myriad Demon Meet."

Thinking about Bai Pan-pian's words, Suspension stepped forward and hooked her arms around Monkey King's neck. She jumped on top of him and wrapped her legs around his waist.

Monkey King instinctively hugged her. "Get off. How can you hang on Old Sun like this?"

"No, I want to be like this."

She had always been like this in the past. As she spoke, she blinked and smiled charmingly. "Wukong, do you think I'm pretty?"

"What do you want to do?"

"I only want to ask you. Do you think I'm pretty?

Are you willing to marry me? "

"What exactly do you want to do?"

Suspension rubbed her face against Monkey King's monkey face. She felt his furry cheeks and pressed their bodies even closer together. "Men and women marry in the world. Some rely on their parents' orders and matchmakers' words. Some rely on friendship. You and I don't have parents, so we rely on friendship. You and I have friendship, right? Then are you willing to marry me?"

"Idiot, that monkey is a Stone Monkey. His heart is also made of stone. What friendship are you thinking about? Let Old Pig out and Old Pig will marry you."

This stupid pig always speaks when it shouldn't.

Suspension jumped down and was about to spit fire at Pigsy again. This time, Monkey King stopped her. "Don't take his life."

"Pigsy, you were banished to the mortal world for molesting Chang 'e. Bodhisattva asked you to repent again and wait for the arrival of the person who wants to obtain the scriptures. You actually still want to get married. Miss Gao didn't want you and you want to snatch her away. I'll take you back and let Master punish you."

After bringing Pigsy back to Gaolao Village, Suspension found out that he was the Canopy Marshal of the past. He was banished to the mortal world for molesting Chang 'e and was born into a pig. He had been living in the Cloud Cave of Fuling Mountain since then. Not long ago, Avalokitesvara came here and asked him to be Tang Seng's disciple and escort Tang Seng to the West to obtain the scriptures. At that time, he would be successful and famous, which was much better than being a pig demon in the mortal world.

Tang Seng heard about Pigsy's origin and that it was Guanyin who asked him to escort him to the West to obtain the scriptures like Monkey King. He also saw that Pigsy's face was blackened by the fire and smoke. He couldn't bear it and said, "My Buddha is merciful. Although you have done evil, if you truly repent, my Buddha will forgive you. From now on, you will follow me."

"Master, Bodhisattva wants me to follow you. Now that I have seen you, Old Pig, even if you don't want me, Old Pig will follow you shamelessly." As he spoke, he sucked his pig nose twice.

He turned to Minister Gao and smiled. "Father-in-law, tell Cuilan'er to wait. When I return from escorting Master to obtain the scriptures, I will definitely return to Gaolao Village and marry Cuilan'er. Old Pig, I am your Gao family's son-in-law when I was born, and I am also your Gao family's when I die … Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch …"

Before he could finish, his ear was pulled by Monkey King. "Pigsy, you are still thinking about the matters between men and women after following Master. Have you forgotten Bodhisattva's teachings?"

He hadn't forgotten this pig's flirting with Suspension just now.

Pigsy struggled to break free from Monkey King. "You're still talking about me. Aren't you still lovey-dovey with that scorpion demon? Can't I also think about my wife?"

"Wukong, Ba Jie is already in such a sorry state. Don't hit him anymore."

Tang Seng saw that Pigsy was about to be hit again and hurriedly stopped him. Pigsy also seemed to have found his backbone and hid behind Tang Seng. "Master, you are still the best to me. Hahaha."

Before leaving Gaolao Village, Minister Gao even gave Pigsy a set of clothes. However, Miss Gao didn't come out to see Pigsy off. When they left the Gao family's gate, Pigsy was already anxiously waiting. He couldn't wait to find Miss Gao, but Monkey King was right beside him, so he didn't dare to go. He could only leave Gaolao Village with regret.

They set off again. Monkey King walked in front, Pigsy carried their luggage, and Tang Seng rode on a horse. This horse was not an ordinary horse, but the real body of the Dragon King of the West Sea, the Third Prince.

"Wukong, is Miss Gao very beautiful?

How do I compare to her? "

Pigsy was someone who had seen Chang 'e before. He definitely didn't care about ordinary women. Miss Gao must have an appearance that was comparable to Chang' e. Otherwise, why would he have to take her by force?

"I, Old Sun, don't understand the beauty and ugliness of you women. In my eyes, they are all the same. Hehe."

Suspension pouted unhappily. Why are they all the same? It's obviously impossible for them to be the same.

Pigsy rolled his eyes and laughed foolishly. "Miss Suspension, I've said it before. Eldest Senior Brother is the Stone Monkey. His heart is also made of stone. Naturally, he can't differentiate beauty from ugliness. Don't think that I, Old Pig, was born into a pig's womb by mistake. But this heart is a human's heart. In my, Old Pig's eyes, your appearance is even prettier than Cuilan 'er."

"Is that so?

Am I really prettier than Miss Gao? "Which woman didn't like to be praised?

She glanced at Monkey King proudly. He didn't understand beauty, but someone else did.

"It's true, it's true. Cuilan 'er is the best among the women in the human world. But she's just a mortal after all. She's not as lively as you. She's surrounded by immortal aura. She's not like a demon but like a fairy."

The more Pigsy spoke, the more excited he became. Monkey King's face also became darker and darker. But there was too much monkey hair on his face, so no one noticed it for a while.

Fearing that Suspension wouldn't believe him, Pigsy turned his attention to Tang Seng. "If you don't believe me, you can ask Master. A monk doesn't lie. Master, do you think Miss Suspension is more lively than Cuilan 'er?"

"Miss Suspension is indeed lively, which is rare among women," Tang Seng said with a smile.

"Right, right? Old Pig didn't lie to you, did he?"

Suspension was being praised happily. Monkey King suddenly slammed the Jingu Bang on the ground, making a "bang" sound. He looked at Pigsy and said, "There are few people in a hundred miles ahead. Go and explore the road and see if there are any houses."

"You said there are few people. Why do you want me to explore the road?" Pigsy was dissatisfied. This monkey was jealous because he saw him chatting happily with Suspension.

"If I ask you to go, then go. Why do you have so much nonsense to say?" Pigsy put down the pole and walked forward slowly with the rake.

Tang Seng sat under a tree while the White Dragon Horse grazed on the grass beside him.

Suspension jumped up to the clouds and wanted to see if there were any peach trees nearby. However, after looking for a long time, all she saw were large patches of yellow sand. There were no trees at all, let alone fresh and juicy fruit trees.

When she came down, Wukong was nowhere to be seen. She thought that he must have gone to explore the road. She sat under the tree and looked at Tang Seng next to her. He was the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada. After all, the Golden Cicada also had her reasons for descending to the mortal world.

"Master, do you know about your previous life?"

Tang Seng, who was chanting, opened his eyes. "My cultivation is still shallow. I can't understand my previous life."

"If someone had done something to hurt you and made you suffer a lot, would you forgive her?" It was said that the Golden Cicada's previous nine lives had all died an unnatural death. It could be said that she had suffered a lot.

"Buddha is merciful. As long as she sincerely repents, Buddha will definitely forgive her. Why should I care?"

This monk is quite humane. Then it's easy to deal with him.

Suspension was thinking when suddenly her head was hit. The next moment, a pink peach rolled to her feet. She picked it up and saw the Monkey King sitting on the tree, holding a peach branch in his hand. There were many peaches on it.

"You found peaches?"

"Don't be surprised."

He could travel thousands of miles with a somersault. It only took him a moment to go to Mount Huaguo to pick a peach, not to mention that there were peach trees hundreds of miles away from the yellow sand.

After giving Tang Sanzang a peach, the rest of the peaches on the tree branch went into their stomachs. When Zhu Bajie returned from his scouting, all he saw was a ground full of peach pits and the tree branch without any peaches.

"You ate peaches behind my back, Old Pig."

"Ba Jie, there's food in the luggage that Minister Gao gave us. You should eat some too."

Tang Seng touched his stomach. It seemed that the peaches that Wukong found were very filling. He was full after eating one.

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