What if Wukong Loves Me Too Much
Chapter 44
That's right!
I am the Flying Policewoman of Love and Justice!
He had met Gao Cuilan by chance,
Her appearance was completely in line with his aesthetics,
It was just that she was a little tall,
After all, she was not young,
It was understandable that she was mature.
The application process was very smooth. Gao Taigong was very satisfied with this gentle and romantic son-in-law. Gao Cuilan also frequently peeked at him from behind the screen,
Thus, the marriage was settled.
Wanneng's mind rippled,
Although he used to have a dew relationship with the demoness,
It was still dew,
It was different from a legal wife. There was also a different kind of softness in his heart,
He swore that before Cuilan died..,
Just like how she would wholeheartedly live the life of a mortal and not do anything else.
That night..,
Wanneng skillfully got all the men and women, old and young, who came to attend the wedding, drunk,
Then he eagerly entered the bridal chamber,
His wife, who was wearing a red dress, was sitting on the bed with her hands together,
She looked extremely reserved.
He lifted Cuilan's red veil. As the saying goes, looking at a beauty under the light,
The more he looked at it, the more he liked it. He didn't feel that there was anything wrong with it,
The beauty also looked at him affectionately with a pair of watery eyes.
Wanneng smiled evilly,
He gently hugged Cuilan and coaxed her, "Don't be nervous,
I will be gentle. "
Perhaps it was the first time she had been hugged by a man, but Cuilan's body was very stiff. It didn't matter. She would collapse in a while.
Cuilan also smiled evilly. She domineeringly took off the phoenix coronet and threw it on the ground. She hugged him back and pushed him onto the bed. She took out an immortal binding rope from somewhere and tied his hands.
Wanneng was a little confused by her series of actions. It turned out that his wife liked this style. As expected, she deserved her reputation of being shrewish and strong. It was better to cooperate on the wedding night. He would regain his position as a husband in the future.
Cuilan comforted him as she took off his clothes. "It's okay. I will be gentle. Don't be afraid."
Wanneng became inexplicably nervous. Why did he feel strange? His legs were also hard.
Then his little wife took off her pants.
Wanneng's eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets. He thought that he was hallucinating. He was so shocked that his seven souls and six spirits were about to scatter.
He had experienced the most inconceivable thing for a newlywed man in the world: his newlywed wife's belly was bigger than his!
Cuilan smiled again. "Are you satisfied with what you see?"
An earth-shattering scream came from the wedding room. However, everyone in the manor was drunk and no one heard it.
His newly-wed wife was a man, a man, a man ….
Actually, he didn't really mind men. It was all the same if they were good-looking. However, the other party wanted to sleep with him!
The nature of the situation had changed.
The most frightening thing was that he actually had the Immortal Binding Rope, something that was absolutely not something a mortal could possess. Who exactly was he?
Wanneng's hands were tied and he couldn't resist at all. The whole time, he was entangled between "Wuwuwu, I can't" and "Wuwuwu, it feels so good". In a daze, he spent an unforgettable night.
He gradually came back to his senses. No wonder Cuilan was so tall and had such a hard body. Looking carefully, only the makeup was charming and the body was somewhat feminine. However, the outline of the face was sharp and the hands were not as slender and tender as a girl's.
If he was more attentive, it wouldn't be difficult to distinguish that it was a man from these details. However, he only knew how to think about that face and was completely infatuated!
Early the next morning, Wanneng slowly opened his eyes. He hoped that last night was just a dream. He still saw his shy and lovely wife calling him "husband". However, things didn't go as he wished. What he saw was Gao Cuilan's face without makeup. She smiled and held his hand. She asked softly, "Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?
I applied medicine for you last night. You should be better now. "
Uncomfortable everywhere!!!
Wanneng pointed at her with a trembling finger. "Who are you?
How did I offend you?! "
Gao Cuilan's expression didn't change. Her voice was even gentler. "Heartless man, we just got married yesterday. How can you forget so quickly?"
"Liar!
I married a wife, not a man! "
"You married me."
Gao Cuilan said. "My family clearly said that it was I, Cuilan, who took in a son-in-law. What's wrong with that?"
"Shut up!
It's obviously the youngest daughter of the Gao family who is looking for a husband! "
Gao Cuilan said, "My nickname is the youngest daughter."
Wanneng was stunned and speechless. However, his hands were tied and he couldn't vent his anger. He could only suppress it. "Don't beat around the bush with me. What's going on?
How can you be a man?
Where is the real Gao Cuilan? "
A maid came in to help the young miss freshen up. Gao Cuilan sat in front of the dressing table and slowly explained.
It turned out that when he was born, his parents had told his fortune. The fortune-teller said that his life was short and that he would be easily taken away by ghost messengers. His parents were so scared that they dressed him in women's clothing when he was young and taught him etiquette. They completely raised him as a girl. Although he slowly realized it when he grew up, he couldn't change his habit of dressing as a girl. His sexual orientation also changed to that of men. His parents were especially tolerant of him and wanted to find a son-in-law for him.
It just so happened that the fortune-teller said that the person he was destined to be with was a distinguished and handsome scholar surnamed Zhu. Cuilan also fell in love with him at first sight. Just like that, it was settled.
Wanneng looked at his hands and couldn't calm down for a long time. "Then, where did the Bundling Rope come from?"
Gao Cuilan said, "The fortune-teller said that my future husband has some skills. If he doesn't like you at first, he can use this rope to tie him up. Over time, he will be fine."
It turned out that someone was teasing him!
Wanneng gritted his teeth and asked, "Do you remember what the fortune-teller looked like?"
Gao Cuilan shook her head. "I don't remember."
Wanneng thought back to his enemies in heaven. Which one of them was so vicious? In the future, he better not let him find out.
After a long time, he finally reluctantly accepted this fact. After all, Cuilan's bare face was also very much in line with his taste. Anyway, it was just one more thing. He coughed twice and said, "Since we are already husband and wife, I won't haggle over it. It's just that there are some things that need to be made clear." He thought about it and felt a burst of anger. "For example, last night, you forced yourself on me!
I am your husband, so I should be on top! "
Cuilan finished dressing up and looked at herself in the mirror with satisfaction. She turned her head and said, "Didn't we agree before we got married?
You are the son-in-law of the family, so I am in charge of everything at home. Of course, I am in charge of everything in this room.
Moreover, "he smiled evilly again." Aren't you very comfortable? "
Wanneng was creeped out by his smile. When he looked at his face again, it was hard to tell whether he was a man or a woman.
This wasn't makeup, this was a disguise!
People who knew how to put on makeup were all demons!
Wanneng took a deep breath and painfully told him the truth. "Actually, I am a demon."
Gao Cuilan said, "You also hid it from me, so we are even."
Wanneng said, "… I am a pig demon. This appearance is fake. I have a pig head, so I am very ugly.
Untie the rope and I will show you. "
Gao Cuilan was still unmoved. "Since you are already my husband, I will love you no matter what you look like."
Wanneng didn't expect that Gao Cuilan was such an infatuated and faithful man. He was a little touched. If Gao Cuilan could admit her mistake and let him be on top, then they could live like this.
Moreover, Cuilan was quite gentle when talking to him, so she shouldn't refuse in this aspect.
Thinking about it, he was a little excited. After all, he didn't go through the back door.
He began to accept this matter and asked Cuilan to untie him. Otherwise, it would be inconvenient for him to move around. However, Cuilan took out another rope and tied one to each of his hands as a decoration.
He actually had two fairy-tying ropes!
Wanneng was stunned. When did he have such a meticulous enemy?
He could only swallow his anger and go to see his parents hand in hand with Cuilan.
My wife's hands are bigger than mine …
However, Gao Cuilan didn't do as he wished. Every night, she still beeped at him. After a few days, his nature was exposed. He was not as gentle and considerate as when they first got married. He became more and more domineering and bossy. Usually, he would put his arm around her shoulder, feed her the first bite of every meal, and hold her hand when fishing.
After a few months, Wanneng finally couldn't stand it anymore. He sent a message to his old lover and asked her to help him untie the fairy-tying rope. His old lover didn't disappoint him. On a dark and windy night, they successfully handed over the rope. Wanneng, who had regained his freedom, thought about how to wash away his shame.
If the other party was a woman, he wouldn't care. However, he still had the heart to do it to a man!
Even if there was a love between husband and wife, he still wanted it!
He had sex with the other party again and again as a punishment!
Sensing that something was wrong, Cuilan chased out. When she saw Wanneng with another woman, she immediately collapsed. There was disbelief, anger, hurt, and weakness in her eyes. All kinds of emotions were mixed together and couldn't be described clearly. It made his heart tremble.
In fact, most of the memories were very sweet. Cuilan was just too domineering. His personality was like that, so it wasn't that he couldn't accept it …
The past was vivid in his mind. Cuilan's faint smile, her angry look, her proud look, and the scene of the two of them under the moonlight … Wanneng's heart softened. As long as he was on top, he was still willing to live with Cuilan.
He never expected that Gao Cuilan also had an old lover!
The next second, there was a man he had never seen before beside him. He was tall and burly, with messy hair and a fierce look in his eyes. He had a gloomy face and a full beard. At first glance, he didn't look like a good person.
Cuilan had once learned martial arts from the fortune-teller. When the two of them joined forces, Wanneng and his old lover couldn't win. They could only run away.
Although he ran away, Cuilan's gaze was like a thorn in his heart. No matter how he comforted himself, he couldn't hide it.
He was the one who deceived her first. Why did it seem like he was the one who was wrong?
After settling down again, Wanneng remembered what Avalokitesvara had told him to wait for the person who came for the sutra. It was too late for regrets. If he had listened to her and stayed obediently and didn't marry any wife, he wouldn't have been humiliated like this. He then went east, hoping to meet the person who came for the sutra.
From then on, he added another rule to himself: before going out with someone, he must see the other party's face without makeup.
Therefore, whenever a female demon asked him out, he would bring a basin of water to the other party and say affectionately, "Wash your face. I want to see your face without makeup."
This not only angered all the female demons around him, but they also joined forces to beat him up. As a result, no one of the opposite sex was willing to interact with him.
This story was truly heart-wrenching and tearful.
Of course, he didn't mention the details of being [Beep]. He only said that the other party had lied to him and wanted to beat him up.
Xuanzang was very sympathetic. Not only did they lie to him about marriage, but they also had an affair. "Wukong, let's go and see what's going on. Let Ba Jie break off this marriage. If we can reconcile, let's reconcile."
"It can't be that simple." Ba Jie said angrily. "Senior, you have to avenge me and teach them a lesson."
Wukong felt that something was wrong, but he still agreed. He couldn't let his brother suffer such a loss.
Xuanzang could only try to curl himself into a ball and not expose his private parts. Although he was ignorant about sex, he knew that he couldn't show it to others.
Especially … these seven beautiful female demons were in a circle, blocking him in a corner. They looked at him condescendingly, probably studying which part of his body was delicious.
A female demon laughed and said, "I didn't expect it to be a bald monk."
An innocent voice said, "Sisters, this monk's skin is soft and tender. His skin is like tofu, better than mine. His figure is good too. I kind of like it."
The orioles and swallows roared with laughter.
"Qingqing likes it?" A charming voice teased, "In what way?"
Qingqing said shyly, "Sister Nichang, don't make fun of me."
A slightly shrill voice said with disdain, "Tender, but tasteless like a boiled chicken. Look at this arm, too skinny, no muscles."
She squatted down and pinched Xuanzang's arm, even more disdainful. "Such soft flesh. You can't lift it with your shoulders or hands. You must have no strength."
Xuanzang: "!!!" He was touched, touched by a girl …
He was so embarrassed that he wanted to die. Were all female demons so unrestrained?
Qingqing asked, "Sister Xi Yue, isn't it good that it's soft?
I want to touch it. "
"You can touch it. It feels good." Xi Yue said, "Little girls like it so soft."
Xuanzang: "!!!" She still wanted to touch it?!
He bit his lower lip, tears welling up in his eyes. He would just treat it as a craftsman taking measurements …
"As long as Qingqing likes it. Who cares? Maybe he's talented.
Let's see what he looks like. I haven't seen him clearly yet. "Nichang laughed, then scolded Xuanzang," Monk, why are you cowering?
Raise your head and let my sister see! "
Xuanzang felt like he had fallen into the hands of a group of female bullies. He was the pitiful man who was being taken advantage of.
Therefore, he could only raise his head awkwardly, revealing his fair and handsome face. His beautiful deer-like eyes were still watery, and the corners of his eyes were slightly red, as if he had suffered a great grievance. He did not dare to look at the female demons, and his gaze was flustered, not knowing where to look. He was like a cub that was surrounded and had nowhere to run. He was both scared and at a loss, making people want to love him dearly.
The female demons were all stunned and were speechless for a moment. They only felt motherly love overflowing in their hearts and wanted to hug Xuanzang, kiss and touch him. How could he be so cute?
Xuanzang was even more scared.
"Aiyo, this is good, this is good."
A female demon in green said three times, so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. "Good looks. I want him. Qingqing, let's share?"
Qingqing stomped her feet in anger. "I saw him first. Sister Xin 'er is so shameless!"
"Stop fighting."
Nichang laughed. "I saw him too. Why don't he stay and be our husbands? Everyone has a share."
Be their husbands?!
Everyone has a share?!
Xuanzang only felt that the sky was falling. How could this be? It was too scary!
Too scary!
He was devoted to Buddha and couldn't break his sexual abstinence here. Although he didn't know how to do it …
The female demons were so happy that they agreed and commented on Xuanzang. "Can his hair grow out?"
"It should be. If it doesn't grow out, get him some medicine and apply it."
"Take him to exercise every day. He's too soft and can't be satisfied."
"Sister, I think so too. There are seven of us. Even if we don't do it every day, we should do it once a week."
Xuanzang trembled. What were they talking about? Why couldn't he understand …
He only knew that he was a piece of meat that was at the mercy of others. He could only pray that Wukong would save him quickly and bring him clothes. After all, it was too shameful to be naked.
Amidst the laughter in the Tang Seng, Nichang raised her voice. "Sisters, don't worry. We haven't seen everything yet."
She turned to Xuanzang and said softly, "Little monk, stand up and let us see."
See, see what?
Height?
Wukong didn't come and Xuanzang didn't dare to resist. He stood up aggrievedly and exposed his private parts. He felt so embarrassed that he covered his face with both hands, unwilling to face everyone's gaze.
The female demons' gazes were like knives that cut countless wounds on his body. The laughter gradually disappeared.
Finally, there was dead silence.
Xuanzang didn't know what happened and didn't dare to look. He continued to cover his face.
Why didn't Wukong come to save him …
He looked even more pitiful and cute. However, the female demons didn't seem to want to cherish him anymore.
After a while, Nichang finally took the lead and said, "Sisters, listen to me. He's too small. Let's kill him and eat him."
Xuanzang was stunned.
Too, too small?
Was it because of his age?
Why should he be killed and eaten if he was too small?
Because the meat was tender and tasty?
Or they didn't like young people?
Or was he too young to be a husband?
He didn't expect the female demons to be so reasonable and protective of young people.
The youngest Qingqing said anxiously, "Why are you suddenly eating him?
Sister, didn't you say you were going to be my husband?
It's fine if you don't give me one. I like him. "
Xi Yue lectured her earnestly. "Qingqing, you're still young and don't understand these things. You can't just look at a man's appearance. You have to look at his incapability. You'll understand when you're more mature."
Qingqing cried. "Sisters, you went out to have fun and didn't bring me along. How would I know? Just leave him to me."
"It's a waste to kill him and eat him."
A female demon in a yellow dress said, "Let him stay and play with us. It's useful to sniff him."
"Yaoyao is right." Xin 'er agreed. "It's rare to see such a good man. It's not a loss to play with him. Why are you in such a rush?"
"Sisters, don't worry."
Another female demon approached Xuanzang and looked at him carefully. "Little monk, let me ask you, where are you from?"
Xuanzang's heart skipped a beat. He already had some experience in this. Since they asked this question, it meant that they knew the benefits of Tang Sanzang. He carefully considered his words and said, "I am a wandering monk from the south …"
The female demon asked, "You came from the south. Have you been to Qielan Temple?"
Xuanzang knew that she was tricking him, so he said vaguely, "I haven't seen it."
The female demon laughed. "You're stammering and evasive. You're lying!
You must be the Tang Seng from the Tang Dynasty. You're trying to fool us! "
Xin 'er was shocked. "So you're the Tang Seng who can become immortal by eating a piece of meat!"
Xuanzang's heart sank. Was, was he discovered …
Wukong, save Master!
The female demons were so excited that their eyes lit up, and their gazes became even sharper. Xuanzang covered his face tightly. He couldn't block them.
Oh no, oh no. They're definitely going to discuss how to eat me …
However, they didn't. The female demons asked him excitedly, "I heard that the Monkey King is your eldest disciple?!"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Xuanzang said hurriedly. He thought that Wukong was indeed powerful. It seemed that there were legends about him among the demons. "My eldest disciple is the Monkey King. He's very powerful. If you eat me, he'll avenge me …"
"Master!"
Ni Shang suddenly pounced on him and shouted sincerely, "I'm your disciple from now on!
I'll protect you on your journey to the west! "
"Me too! Me too!"
"Master, take me with you!
I also want to go on a journey to the west! "
"Master, I have high awareness!
I've read Buddhist scriptures! "
Xuanzang, "?!"
What's going on?!
He was inexperienced and didn't understand girls at all!
The situation suddenly changed. Xuanzang, who was still in a miserable state just now, received generous treatment. He was pulled to a beautiful boudoir at the side. The female demons served tea and exquisite pastries to him. They all snuggled up to him and called him Master affectionately.
Xuanzang didn't know what to do at all. He could only say pitifully, "Can you find me some clothes first …"
In an instant, a pile of colorful clothes was piled up in front of him. Even the undergarments were of many different styles. "Master, quickly choose something to wear!"
"Master, your skin is white. You'll look more tender wearing this pink one!"
"Master, your legs are long. They look good when exposed. Wear this tulle one!"
Xuanzang trembled as he carefully flipped through the clothes, hoping to find something that he could wear. After touching two undergarments, he finally broke down. "Is there anything that I can wear …"
"Master, you're so thin. You can wear it!"
"I'm talking about men's clothing …"
The female demons laughed. "We don't even have a male demon here. How can we have men's clothing!
Master, just put up with it! "
After saying that, without waiting for his consent, they picked out a light green outfit for him to wear. They even thoughtfully put on a headscarf for him. They all applauded when they saw it.
Xuanzang covered his face again. He might be thrown here for the rest of his life.
However, it was better to have clothes than nothing. Xuanzang could only try his best to ignore his appearance. He listened to the female demons chattering and asking him, "Master, does the Great Sage have a girlfriend?"
Xuanzang didn't react for a moment. "What?"
"What about his girlfriend?"
"What kind of woman does the Great Sage like?"
Xuanzang was confused again. He finally understood what they meant. "Why are you asking about Wukong?"
The female demons were a little shy. They pushed Ni Shang out and smiled. "Ask her!"