What if Wukong Loves Me Too Much
Chapter 47
That's right!
I am the Flying Policewoman of love and justice!
"Let's go." Gao Taigong sighed,
He looked at him with resentment in his eyes,
"You should go too. If it weren't for you, our family wouldn't have fallen to this point.
Let's go, let's go! "
If he hadn't brought a helper who looked like he could fight and a monk who seemed to be hiding his strength..,
He would have already asked someone to chase Wanneng out.
Wanneng stood there in a daze, not knowing what to do. Xuanzang stole a glance at him and found that his eyes were red.
He didn't expect things to turn out like this.
It was completely different from what he had imagined,
He didn't come back in a grand manner to subdue Cuilan and kidnap his lover. He didn't even have a chance to see her.
It turned out that Cuilan wouldn't wait for him in the same place.
"Father-in-law." Wanneng was stunned for a while before he knelt down and bowed twice,
"I'm willing to stay and take care of the two of you in your old age. This is my duty."
Xuanzang: "?!"
Wukong moved closer to Xuanzang and sneered softly, "Look at him..,
He's still talking about his duty..,
It's hilarious. "
Xuanzang said seriously, "Wukong, don't always laugh at junior brother,
Look at how pitiful he is..,
If he really wants to stay..,
We'll beg Bodhisattva for mercy. "He lowered his head,
"Don't hit me..,
The two of us can also learn from it. "
Wukong asked, "Have I hit you?"
"Our family doesn't need you anymore." Gao Taigong snorted,
He pointed at the young woman that Wukong noticed,
"This is Ah Qiao, the concubine that Cuilan took in after he regained his manhood,
We already have Cuilan's flesh and blood. Our wish now is to raise the child. We don't care about anything else. "
He added, "If you're willing, you can draft a divorce letter. I'll accept it on behalf of Cuilan, and we'll have nothing to do with each other in the future."
Ah Qiao, who was named, obediently bowed to Wanneng. "Greetings, sister."
Wanneng was completely dumbfounded. He had no reaction at all.
What?
Not only did Cuilan leave, but there was also someone else?!
Not only did he have another woman, he even had a child with her?!
He didn't know if he was angry or what, but he felt a pressure in his heart that made it hard for him to breathe.
Not only was Wanneng shocked, but Xuanzang and Wukong were also shocked.
Xuanzang had a look that said, "See, I told you not to talk nonsense." He wanted to speak up for Wanneng, but he was stopped by Wukong.
Wukong said respectfully, "Your Highness, since they said so, don't feel guilty anymore. Quickly go back and inherit the throne."
Xuanzang: "… …" Did they have to play like this?
Wanneng: "?"
The two of them helped Wanneng out under Gao Taigong's shocked gaze. Xuanzang even kindly let him ride the horse.
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Wanneng sat on the horse and looked up at the sky. "I don't know which direction he went. Maybe we'll meet again."
Xuanzang handed him a neatly folded plain handkerchief.
Wanneng opened the handkerchief and covered his eyes. He didn't want others to see his current appearance. "Master, why are you so sissy? You even brought a handkerchief. It's because there are too many of these things that the luggage is so heavy."
Xuanzang said, "I brought it with me. It doesn't weigh up the luggage."
Wanneng said, "You're even more sissy."
Xuanzang lowered his eyes. "My mother left this for me."
Wanneng said, "Master, since you have an old mother at home, why don't you take care of your old age?"
Xuanzang said softly, "She's not here anymore."
After leaving Gaojia Village, they continued their journey to the west. It was much livelier and more prosperous than before. Even the wild animals in the mountains were lively. Intelligent fawns followed them from a distance. Once someone looked over, they would quickly jump away and burrow into the lush bushes.
Wanneng folded the handkerchief again. "Since it's such a precious thing, Master, it's better if you keep it well."
"Things are only alive when you use them. If you don't use them, they're dead in the end."
Xuanzang said, "Wanneng, since you don't have any worldly desires, just focus on Buddha. Your heart isn't calm. Master will read a scripture for you. Maybe you'll feel something. Read it with me."
Wanneng: "…" After hearing this, he wanted to cry even more.
Along the way, one person was sobbing and suppressing his emotions while the other person was chanting scriptures. Wukong was very impatient. He stuffed two balls of cotton in his ears but they couldn't stop him. He walked faster and faster until he was almost out of their sight.
Xuanzang ran behind him. "Wukong, slow down. I can't catch up with you."
"I'll take a look around. Maybe I can find your male daughter-in-law."
Wukong said. He laughed at Xuanzang. "Master, if your fine steed doesn't work, I'm afraid we won't be able to walk for three months."
Xuanzang: "…" His education was really useless.
"Is this a fine steed?" Wanneng stopped crying. He lowered his head and touched the horse's mane. "It's so slow. I can't tell."
He poked the horse's butt. The horse was stimulated. It neighed and ran wildly. It raised clouds of dust and soon disappeared.
Xuanzang: "!!!"
He chased after them, but his body was naturally weak. After running for a while, he stopped while panting. He then realized that he had barged into the dark and secluded Black Pine Forest.
Xuanzang wanted to cry but had no tears. He didn't know if he should move. At least one of them should stay!
He knew how tempting it was to eat a piece of immortality. Once his disciples were a little further away, there would be monsters following the smell.
Wukong and the others said that night. Now all the big and small monsters in the world were spreading the news that if he ate it, he could live forever. Maybe there was someone watching in the dark …
Sure enough, before he could even stand firm, more than a dozen strange looking little demons jumped out from all around him. They were holding wooden sticks, wooden forks, and other similar weapons. They shouted, "A monk is coming!" Then they grabbed his head, grabbed his feet, and carried him away.
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These monsters didn't look as romantic as Wanneng. There were no flowers or plants in the cave. Along the way, he only saw white bones thrown everywhere. The chilly wind was mixed with the stench of blood and other foul smells. Occasionally, there was the smell of meat, but it made Xuanzang want to vomit.
Finally, the little monsters put him down and discussed, "He looks delicious. Should we steam him?"
"It's better to boil him." Another little monster was drooling. "It's very nutritious to boil soup stock."
"I like to eat barbecue …"
"Don't move."
A more stable monster stopped them. "The king said that all monks must be kept for him to see."
Xuanzang's heart trembled. He must have heard the news that Tang Seng meat could make one live forever.
If Wukong and Wanneng didn't find him missing, he might die here!
The little monsters gathered around him to study him.
"So this is what a monk is like!"
They took off Xuanzang's Buddha crown and touched his bald head curiously.
Xuanzang was speechless.
Have you never seen a monk before? Have you never seen a bald man?!
Do you monsters take care of your hair so well?
Xuanzang felt wronged and let them touch his head. His scalp was about to be rubbed off. From their conversation, he learned that the king usually stayed in the water and would only come ashore to teach them when he had nothing to do.
He was actually an amphibian …
He hoped that the king could stay in the water for a longer time. It would be best if he could sleep. He also hoped that his disciples wouldn't be so careless. A master was very precious and fragile.
However, in less than a minute, a little monster reported, "The king is here! The king is here!"
The little monsters scattered, leaving Xuanzang behind. The last little monster that ran away even kindly put the Buddha crown on him.
Xuanzang raised his head and looked at the amphibian. His appearance after being attacked could only be described as pitiful.
"My King, we've caught a monk!" The more mature demons presented their treasures.
"Well done."
The king nodded. "We have to be careful. Bring back all the monks. Don't let any of them go. If anyone else gets one, inform me immediately."
The little monsters agreed.
Xuanzang looked at the king and trembled even more. He was big and burly, with messy hair and a fierce gaze. He looked gloomy and had a full beard. He didn't look like a good person.
The king brought him into his room. Xuanzang understood that he wanted to enjoy immortality alone.
The king's room was just a hole. Upon entering, Xuanzang's legs turned to jelly. The decorations inside were only bones. There were no less than ten human heads piled up. Those empty eyes looked at him as if they were alive, calling for him to become one of them.
There were stone tables and chairs in the room. The monster didn't eat him immediately. Instead, he invited him to sit down.
Xuanzang sat down fearfully and faced him. Only then did he realize that there was a necklace of skulls around his neck. There were nine skulls strung together.
"I have a wish to eat ten monks and string their skulls together." The monster stroked his necklace and looked at Xuanzang. "Including you, I've gathered all of them.
These are all monks that I cooked and ate. They're your kind. "
Xuanzang, "… What a coincidence." Did he have to greet him?
The monster sneered. "I'm lying. These are all fugitives passing by. They're roasted to eat."
… She really was a monster with a sense of humor.
Why did he sneer when he was telling a joke? It was terrifying!
Was it because it was a lame joke?
Speaking of roasted to eat, he really missed the steamed buns that Wukong baked for him …
Xuanzang thought sadly. His disciple was useless at such a crucial moment.
"Where are you from?" the king asked coldly.
Xuanzang tried to calm down. He definitely couldn't say that he was from the Tang Dynasty. "I'm a traveling monk from a small country in the east. I'm here to visit my relatives and friends in Gaolao Village …"
He was just trying to protect himself. This didn't count as breaking the precepts. It didn't count …
"Oh," the king said. "You're not from the Tang Dynasty. You can eat them."
Xuanzang, "???!!!"
Wait, wait a minute. This was different from what they had agreed on!
Was this monster trying to trick him into admitting that he was an immortal monk?
But what was the point of doing that?
Wasn't he going to be eaten anyway …
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a commotion outside. The little monsters ran in crying. "King, bad news!
An especially scary monkey broke in from outside!
He said he wanted his master!
He killed a lot of us … "
Xuanzang was overjoyed and almost jumped up. Wukong didn't let him down!
The king looked at him. "You're the Tang Seng?!"
Xuanzang mustered up his courage and nodded. "You, you can't eat me. My disciple is very powerful. He's going to hit you …"
The king fell silent and stared at him. He thought that he was an old monk.
"Bang!"
The cave outside exploded into pieces. The Monkey King broke in with the Jingu Bang. When he saw Xuanzang, he was relieved and started fighting with the king without any explanation.
The king used a staff to block with no intention of fighting. "Stop!
We're family! "
Wukong only sneered and didn't say a word. He was even more ruthless. Perhaps he was angry.
Only then did the king say, "I've been instructed by Master Avalokitesvara. I'm waiting here for the person who wants to learn the scripture!"
Xuanzang, "…?"
Only then did Wukong stop. However, the Jingu Bang was still resting on his scepter as he looked at Xuanzang.
Xuanzang said weakly, "He really didn't eat me just now …"
Wujing took off the loose wig in front, revealing a bald spot in the middle. Only the hair around it was still stubbornly growing. His gaze was deep. "I've already converted to Buddhism. This was shaved by Master Avalokitesvara personally."
He had been bald for many years.
It was also proof that he was a monk.
Wukong didn't say anything. Nowadays, it was a shame for monsters to be bald. Even if there were bald, they would definitely try their best to grow it back. If they couldn't use it as a decoration, it was proof of sincerity and goodwill that they were willing to show their bald head.
He took Xuanzang's hand and patted the dust off his body. He straightened the Buddhist crown. "Let's go and see where that pig died."
Xuanzang corrected him. "Don't say that to Junior Brother …"
"He's not a pig." Wukong was indifferent. "He didn't even realize that his master was missing."
Xuanzang thought silently. Aren't you the same?
But Wukong thought that Wanneng would be watching him, so he couldn't be blamed.
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The new disciple didn't talk much. He only said that his secular surname was Sha and that Avalokitesvara gave him the name Wujing. He didn't say anything else and dismissed the crying monsters.
Xuanzang saw that Wukong had killed quite a few people and there were many bones in their cave. He chanted some sutras before leaving.
Then they went to find Wanneng together.
Xuanzang saw Wukong's sullen face and could imagine what would happen to Wanneng. He was scared for him and nagged, "Don't be too angry. I'm not that injured."
It was just that the skin on his head was scratched. "Ba Jie is seriously hurt now. His mind isn't on the sutras. We have to understand him. Have you found his wife?
It seems like you haven't … Why are you glaring at me? "He complained." Didn't you also leave me behind?
It's not Ba Jie's fault alone … "
Wukong said, "Shut up."
Xuanzang felt wronged and scolded him … The new disciple was still here. He didn't give him any face …
Wukong also realized that something was wrong with him. He softened his tone. "I won't do it again."
"Hmm?" Xuanzang was still thinking about how to continue persuading him and didn't react.
"I won't leave you alone in the future," Wukong said.
Xuanzang felt inexplicably embarrassed and said, "Hmm."
"You're really biased."
Wukong suddenly came to his side. "You've been trying to make excuses for your disciple and push all the blame to me, right?
Hmm?
Am I in your way? "
"What nonsense are you talking about?!"
A second ago, he was still soft-hearted, but the next second, he changed the topic. Xuanzang was angry. "How can you use that to figure out the relationship between master and disciple?
You … "
"Then why are you siding with him?"
"Because he's weaker. He can't beat you …" Xuanzang said matter-of-factly. The more he spoke, the softer his voice became. Then, he realized that he was really biased towards Ba Jie.
"The weak are right," Wukong said.
"Okay …" Xuanzang compromised. "I won't side with him in the future …"
Wujing, who was following closely behind, was thinking about life. Were there too many disciples of the sutras and they had to fight for favor?
Just as he finished speaking, he saw Wuneng carrying a load and riding a cloud to look for them. When he saw Xuanzang, he turned pale with fright. "Master, this is bad. Your horse has been stolen!"
Wukong scattered his cloud with a strike of his stick, causing him to fall to the ground and roll twice. "You dare to come back?!"
Wanneng hurriedly ran to Xuanzang for protection. "Master, is Senior suffering from the monkey plague again?"
Xuanzang hardened his heart and said, "You took my horse away. I was taken away by a monster …"
Wanneng, "?!"
He didn't have time to ask if Xuanzang was okay. He took out the nine-toothed rake and blocked Wukong. "Brother, it's my fault. You can kill me or scrape me later. Let me take my revenge first!"
Wukong, "?"
After saying that, Wanneng turned his rake to Wujing, who was silently in the background. "Give Cuilan back to me!"
Wukong and Xuanzang, "?!!"
The legendary Cuilan?
It seemed like a good show!
The two of them stood aside and watched them fight. Wukong didn't make a move, and Xuanzang didn't stop them either. Two people had to solve their problems.
Wujing also recognized him and was furious. "You heartless man, you still want to find Cuilan?"
Then they started fighting. The scene was very exciting. The process was very intense and took a long time.
Xuanzang was tired of watching. He leaned on Monkey King's shoulder and yawned. He rubbed his eyes. "Wukong, let's go find a horse. Without a horse, we can't move forward."
Monkey King agreed. He held Ba Jie's hand and went to find a horse. He asked Ba Jie where the horse was, and Ba Jie took time out of his busy schedule to answer.
Following Wukong, they walked faster. After walking for a long time, Xuanzang found his familiar horse leisurely grazing on the edge of a cliff.
However, what he didn't expect was that his big white horse was intimately close to a black wild horse, eating a mouthful and rubbing against it twice, eating a mouthful and rubbing against it twice.
Wukong crossed his arms. "Master, your horse has been kidnapped. It seems like it won't accompany you to learn the scriptures."
Xuanzang was stunned. "But, but it's a male horse …"
Wukong walked over and checked the black horse. The black horse was very obedient and obediently cooperated with him. Then he walked back and said with a smile, "What a coincidence, this is a male horse. It's whole."
After experiencing Ba Jie's conflicted feelings, Xuanzang instantly understood what was going on. It was as if he had been struck by a bolt from the blue.
"Let's stay away from Wanneng in the future." Xuanzang cried. "You can't be infected by him … Is Longyang contagious?"
He regretted it. He actually learned bad things from riding him!
"I don't know if it's contagious or not." Wukong said. "But we have to stay away from him. Do you believe me now?"
Xuanzang nodded and sighed. "Let's go. Since it's its choice, let's not force it."
Wukong understood that he wanted to let the horse go, so he pulled him back. "This is great. We can't travel a thousand miles in a day. If we rely on walking, we can only travel a few dozen miles in a day. How long will it take?
Master, can you calculate it? "
Xuanzang was so ashamed that his face turned red again. He stared hard at him.
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When they returned to their original place, Ba Jie and Wujing were still fighting. However, they were obviously tired. They held their weapons and confronted each other. Neither of them was willing to give way to the other.
Xuanzang came out to smooth things over. "Stop fighting. Ba Jie, this is your junior brother, Wujing. Wujing, this is your senior brother, Wanneng."
Ba Jie was speechless. Another one?!
Or an enemy?!
Wujing was more obedient. He put away his weapon and walked to Xuanzang's back without saying a word.
Xuanzang patted him and then asked Ba Jie, who was in a daze, "Ba Jie, why did you hit him?
Is it related to Cuilan? "
Ba Jie was originally very dispirited. However, when he heard Cuilan's name, his spirits were lifted. He pointed at Wujing and said, "The lover that Cuilan found that day was him!"
Wujing said angrily, "Don't slander me!
Cuilan and I have been friends for many years. Last time, he asked me for help, so I went to teach you a lesson. It's not a lover! "He also pointed at Ba Jie." On the other hand, Cuilan is deeply in love with you, but you found a female demon behind his back?
If it was in the past, he wouldn't have cared. Now that you're married, you're still like this!
Do you know how sad he is?
Tell me, what's wrong with Cuilan? How did he treat you? How did you have the face to find him?
How dare you run away?! "
The more he spoke, the angrier he got. It was as if he was going to pour out all the words he had accumulated in his life. "Do you know what he did for you? What he sacrificed!"
Wujing suddenly seemed to realize that he had said something he shouldn't have said. He silently retreated behind Xuanzang.
Wanneng listened to him in a daze. When he opened his mouth, his voice was a little hoarse. "Where did he go now?"
Wujing said, "You can't see him.
Unless he wants to see you. "
"What do I have to do to make him want to see me?"
Wujing didn't speak again.
Wait until you recognize him.
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Without the fine steed, Xuanzang couldn't move an inch. He discussed with Wukong the possibility of him performing acrobatics to earn money to buy a horse, but Wukong rejected him on the spot.
The sun was setting in the west. They didn't see a single house. Xuanzang walked slower and slower. He was so slow that Ba Jie and Wujing almost caught up with him. He muttered to Wukong, "Wukong, I'm hungry."
Wukong asked Ba Jie to check their luggage. They didn't have any food at all. When they reached Gao Lao village, they didn't have any supplies.
Wukong said, "Let's beg for alms."
However, they couldn't find anyone for the time being. They couldn't leave when it was dark. He glanced at Ba Jie, who was in a daze. Finally, he ordered the newcomer, "Wujing, go and beg for some food for Master."
Wujing readily agreed, "Okay."
After a few minutes, he came back with a bloody deer in his hand. Its internal organs had been ripped open. Wujing was chewing on a deer leg in his other hand. He threw the deer in front of Xuanzang.
Xuanzang almost fainted. He said in a trembling voice, "Wujing, we are monks. We can't kill, and we can't eat meat …"
Moreover, it was raw! Ahhhhh!
Wujing's mouth was full of blood. Xuanzang saw him chewing raw meat and thought that the deer leg in his hand was his own leg. He was dizzy and didn't dare to look.
Wujing said, "Oh." He threw the deer leg away and smiled. He revealed a mouthful of bloody white teeth, which complemented the skull bracelet on his chest.
Xuanzang subconsciously wanted to touch his head. He pointed at his skull bracelet and asked, "Do we have to keep this thing?"
Wujing lowered his head and touched it. "This is useful. Keep it."
In the end, Wukong couldn't stand it anymore. He cleaned up the deer carcass and went down the mountain to find food for Xuanzang.
Xuanzang's face was full of tears. It was too scary!
Too scary!
He didn't want a taciturn disciple anymore!
Hurry up and give him a normal disciple!
As long as he's normal!
Only now did he know that Wukong was the most precious and normal one.
Xuanzang was embarrassed to ride the Little White Dragon. The Little White Dragon also turned into a human to accompany him. Like Bajie Wujing, it followed Xuanzang to study scriptures. The rest of the time …
The rest of the time, it followed Wukong and looked at him with a worshipful and docile gaze. It was because it admired Wukong from the bottom of its heart.
It wasn't noisy and answered Wukong's questions. When Wukong went to beg for alms, it followed him. In short, it didn't leave for even a moment.
Because of it, Xuanzang almost didn't talk to Wukong for a few days.
Usually, the Monkey King took care of his food, clothing, housing, and transportation. He would often ask "Are you hungry?" or "Are you tired?" He would carry him on his back. The Little White Dragon would also ask him questions. He was a hundred times more gentle and meticulous than Wukong. He was of noble birth and considered everything. Wukong's work was stolen by him, so he simply opened the way and didn't even ask for his master's permission.
Xuanzang felt uncomfortable as if he had been robbed of something. However, he was his master and an eminent monk who had cultivated Buddhism since childhood. This kind of emotion was wrong. He could only suffer in his heart and secretly hold it in.
The Little White Dragon was very good, almost perfect. Wukong only gave him a bowl of rice when he went to beg for alms. The Little White Dragon would even serve him dishes. It could be said that he was his first dream disciple.
But now, he suddenly didn't want such a perfect disciple. He would rather have a strange one. At least, it wouldn't stick to Wukong and cause him to alienate Wukong like never before.
Although the Little White Dragon couldn't be considered a disciple, it was just a servant.
Xuanzang was still silently swallowing his bitterness. Wukong, on the other hand, was exploding with dissatisfaction. He was much more restrained now and wouldn't beat or scold people to force them to obey. However, when the Little White Dragon followed him again, he said, "The Third Prince, Bodhisattva saved you from the Heavenly Axiom's death and asked you to protect Master's safety on his journey to the west?"
The Little White Dragon was astute and immediately understood what he meant. He frowned and said, "No, he only asked me to be a servant."
Without waiting for Wukong to say more, he turned into a white horse and neighed softly.
Wukong glanced at Xuanzang, who couldn't even walk steadily, and only said two words, "Ride."
There was no room for doubt.
Xuanzang, "…"
This time, he obediently climbed onto the horse's back, regardless of whether it was a human or a dragon.
In fact, he had the same intention, but he was too embarrassed to say it.
In this way, the journey was much faster. After leaving the wilderness, there was gradually the smell of smoke and fire. After a while, they saw the city.
Thinking that they had been in the wilderness all the way, now there was finally a lively place, Xuanzang sighed in his heart. Looking at the city, he missed Chang 'an.
According to the description of the people's houses along the way, this should be the Wuji Kingdom.
When they entered the city, it was a bustling scene. The people were harmonious and didn't find it strange. They just looked at them a few more times and didn't pay special attention. Xuanzang was relieved. There shouldn't be any monsters here.
This was also the first time he was going to exchange customs documents with the monarch. He couldn't help but be a little nervous and curious about the difference between other countries.
Fortunately, in a country where the people were happy, the ruler would also be wise and readily agreed to his request. Xuanzang didn't wait long before he entered the court with his apprentices to exchange customs documents.
To his surprise, the King of the Wuji Kingdom looked very young, about 30 years old. He looked dignified and dignified. Hearing that he was a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, the King looked at him several times and finally smiled. "It turns out that you are the Holy Monk from the Shangbang. Since you can come here, you must have some skills. Recently, I have been worried about something, and I hope the Holy Monk can give me some advice."
Xuanzang hurriedly said, "I have little talent and knowledge. If Your Majesty needs it, I will try my best.
What's the matter? "
The King said, "It's late today. Holy Monk, why don't you rest early and stay for a few days? Naturally, there will be plenty of time to discuss."
Xuanzang thanked him. The King personally sent him to the arranged bedroom and suddenly asked in a low voice, "When does the Holy Monk go to bed at night?"
Xuanzang was a little confused. "When it's dark …"
The King smiled and left without saying anything.
Xuanzang looked at Wukong helplessly and wanted to ask him if he was a monster. "What does he want to do?"
Wukong just looked at him and smiled. "Master, Buddhism is boundless. The King cares about you and wants to discuss Buddhism with you in your dream. Why don't you go and prepare?"
Xuanzang was ashamed and annoyed. "What are you talking about?"
The four of them all had their own rooms. He ignored Wukong and went back to his room to sleep after doing the evening lesson with Bajie Wujing.
Xuanzang lay alone on the gorgeous and soft bed and was a little nervous. The King should not be a monster. After all, how could a monster be the monarch of a country? But why did he ask him about his sleeping time?
Did he also hear about immortality? A human being actually wanted to eat human flesh?!