What if Wukong Loves Me Too Much
Chapter 50
That's right!
I'm the flying little policewoman of love and justice!
Just as he was about to ask,
Xuanzang tugged at his hand, indicating for him not to speak.
Wanneng had a look of disbelief. "Cuilan left?"
"She left." Gao Taigong sighed,
He looked at him with resentment in his eyes. "You should leave too..,
If it wasn't for you..,
Why did our family have to fall to such a state?
Disperse..,
Disperse! "
If he hadn't brought a helper who looked like he could fight and a monk who seemed to be hiding his strength..,
He would have already gotten someone to chase Wanneng out.
Wanneng stood there in a daze, not knowing what to do. Xuanzang stole a glance at him,
He realized that his eyes were red.
He didn't expect things to turn out like this.
It was completely different from what he had imagined. He didn't come back in a grand manner to subdue Cuilan,
And then he tied up his lover..,
He didn't even have the chance to see her.
It turned out that Cuilan wouldn't wait for him where she was.
"Father-in-law."
Wanneng was stunned for a while before he knelt down and bowed twice. "I'm willing to stay and take care of the two of you in your old age. This is my duty."
Xuanzang: "?!"
Wukong moved closer to Xuanzang and sneered softly, "Look at him. He's still talking about his duty. It's so funny."
Xuanzang said seriously, "Wukong, don't always laugh at junior brother.
Look at how pitiful he is. If he really wants to stay, we'll plead with Bodhisattva. "He lowered his head,
"Don't hit me,
The two of us can also learn from him. "
Wukong asked, "Have I hit you?"
"Our family doesn't need you either." Gao Taigong snorted.
He pointed at the young woman that Wukong noticed. "This is Ah Qiao, a concubine that Cuilan took in after he regained his manhood. She is already pregnant with Cuilan's flesh and blood. Our wish now is to raise our child and not think about anything else."
He added, "If you're willing, you can draft a divorce letter. I'll accept it on behalf of Cuilan, and we'll have nothing to do with each other in the future."
Ah Qiao, who was named, obediently bowed to Wanneng. "Greetings, sister."
Wanneng was completely dumbfounded. He had no reaction at all.
What?
Not only did Cuilan leave, but there was also someone else?!
Not only did he have another woman, he even had a child with her?!
He didn't know whether he was angry or not, but he felt a pressure in his heart. It was so uncomfortable that he couldn't breathe.
Not only was Wanneng shocked, but Xuanzang and Wukong were also shocked.
Xuanzang had a look that said, "See, I told you not to talk nonsense." He wanted to speak up for Wanneng, but Wukong stopped him.
Wukong said respectfully, "Your Highness, since she has said so, you don't have to feel guilty anymore. The right thing to do is to quickly go back and inherit the throne."
Xuanzang: "..." Do you have to play like this?
Wanneng: "?"
The two of them helped Wanneng out under Gao Taigong's shocked gaze. Xuanzang even kindly let him ride the horse.
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Wanneng sat on the horse and looked up at the sky. "I don't know which direction he went. Maybe we will meet again."
Xuanzang handed him a neatly folded plain handkerchief.
Wanneng unfolded the handkerchief and covered his eyes. He didn't want others to see his current appearance. "Master, why are you so sissy? You even brought a handkerchief. There are too many of these things, so the luggage is so heavy."
Xuanzang said, "I brought it with me. It doesn't weigh up the luggage."
Wanneng said, "Even more sissy."
Xuanzang lowered his eyes. "My mother left this for me."
Wanneng said, "Master, since you have an old mother at home, why don't you take care of your old age?"
Xuanzang said softly, "She's not here anymore."
After leaving Gaojia Village, they continued their journey to the west. It was much livelier and more prosperous than before. Even the wild animals in the mountains were lively. Intelligent fawns followed them from a distance. Once someone looked over, they would quickly jump away and burrow into the lush bushes.
Wanneng folded the handkerchief again. "Since it's such a precious thing, Master, you should keep it well."
"Things are only alive when you use them. If you don't use them, they are dead."
Xuanzang said, "Wanneng, since you no longer have any worldly desires, you should devote your heart to Buddha. Your heart is not calm. Master will recite a scripture for you. Perhaps you will feel something. Recite it with me."
Wanneng was speechless. After hearing this, he wanted to cry even more.
Along the way, one person was sobbing and suppressing her emotions while the other person was reciting scriptures. Wukong was very impatient. He stuffed two balls of cotton in his ears but they couldn't stop him. He walked faster and faster until he was almost out of their sight.
Xuanzang ran behind him. "Wukong, slow down. I can't catch up with you."
"I'll take a look around. Maybe I can find your male daughter-in-law."
Wukong said. He then laughed at Xuanzang. "Master, if your fine steed doesn't do its job, I'm afraid we won't be able to walk for three months."
Xuanzang was speechless. His education was really useless.
"This is a fine steed?" Wanneng stopped crying. He lowered his head and touched the horse's mane. "It's so slow. I can't tell."
He poked the horse's butt. The horse was stimulated. It neighed and ran wildly, kicking up clouds of dust. Soon, it disappeared without a trace.
Xuanzang was speechless.
He chased after it, but his body was naturally weak. After running for a while, he stopped, panting. He then realized that he had entered the dark and secluded Black Pine Forest.
Xuanzang wanted to cry but had no tears. He didn't know if he should move. At least one of them should stay!
He knew how tempting it was to eat a piece of immortality. Once his disciples were a little further away, there would definitely be monsters who would follow the smell and find him.
Wukong and the others had said that night. Now all the big and small monsters in the world were spreading the news that if he ate it, he would be able to live forever. Maybe there was someone watching in the dark …
Sure enough, before he could even stand firm, more than a dozen strange looking little demons jumped out from all around him. They were holding wooden sticks, wooden forks, and other similar weapons. They shouted, "A monk is coming!" Then they grabbed his head, grabbed his feet, and carried him away.
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These monsters didn't look as romantic as Wanneng. There were no flowers or plants in the cave. Along the way, they only saw white bones that were thrown everywhere. The chilly wind was mixed with the stench of blood and other foul smells. Occasionally, there was the smell of meat, but it made Xuanzang want to vomit.
Finally, the little monsters put him down and discussed, "He looks delicious. Should we steam him?"
"It's better to boil him." Another little monster was drooling. "It's very nutritious to boil soup stock."
"I like to eat barbecue …"
"Don't move."
A more stable monster stopped them. "The king said that all monks must be kept for him to see."
Xuanzang's heart trembled. Since they paid so much attention to monks, they must have heard the news that Tang Seng meat could make one live forever.
If Wukong and Wanneng didn't find him missing, he might die here!
The little monsters gathered around him to study him.
"So this is what a monk is like!"
They took off Xuanzang's Buddha crown and touched his bald head curiously.
Xuanzang was speechless.
Have you never seen a monk before? Have you never seen a bald man?!
Are you monsters so good at protecting your hair?
Xuanzang felt aggrieved as he let them touch his head. His scalp was about to be rubbed off. From their conversation, he learned that the king usually stayed in the water and would only come ashore to teach them when he had nothing to do.
He was actually an amphibian …
He hoped that the king could stay in the water for a longer time. It would be best if he could sleep for a while. He also hoped that his disciples wouldn't be so careless. A master was very precious and fragile.
However, in less than a minute, a little monster reported, "The king is here, the king is here!"
The little monsters dispersed, leaving Xuanzang behind. The last little monster that ran away even kindly put the Buddha crown on him.
Xuanzang looked up at the amphibian. After being ravaged, he looked very pitiful.
"Your Majesty, we've caught a monk!" The more mature demons presented their treasures.
"Well done."
The king nodded. "We have to be careful. Bring back all the monks. Don't let any of them go. If anyone else gets one, inform me immediately."
The little monsters acknowledged.
Xuanzang looked at the king and trembled even more. He was a burly man with messy hair and a fierce gaze. He had a gloomy appearance and a full beard. One look and one could tell that he wasn't a good person.
The king brought him into his room. Xuanzang understood that he wanted to enjoy immortality alone.
The king's room was just a hole. Upon entering, Xuanzang's legs turned to jelly. The decorations inside were only bones. There were no less than ten human heads piled up. Those empty eyes seemed to be alive as they looked at him, calling for him to become one of them.
There were stone tables and chairs in the room. The monster didn't eat him immediately. Instead, he invited him to sit down.
Xuanzang sat down fearfully and faced him. Only then did he realize that there was a skull bracelet around his neck. There were nine skulls strung together.
"I have a wish to eat ten monks and string their heads together." The monster stroked his skull bracelet and sized up Xuanzang. "Including you, I have all of them.
These are all monks that I cooked and ate. They're your kind. "
Xuanzang, "… What a coincidence." Did he have to greet him?
The monster sneered. "I'm lying. These are all fugitives passing by. Moreover, they're being roasted."
… She really was a monster with a sense of humor.
Also, why did he have to sneer when he was telling a joke? It was terrifying!
Was it because it was a lame joke?
Speaking of roasting, he really missed the steamed buns that Wukong baked for him …
Xuanzang thought resentfully. His disciple was useless at such a crucial moment.
"Where are you from?" the king asked coldly.
Xuanzang tried to calm down. He definitely couldn't say that he was from the Tang Dynasty. "I'm a monk from a small country in the east. I'm here to visit my relatives and friends in Gaolao Village …"
He was just trying to protect himself. This didn't count as breaking the precepts. It didn't count …
The king said, "Oh. You're not from the Tang Dynasty. You can eat them."
Xuanzang, "???!!!"
Wait, wait a minute. This was different from what was agreed upon!
Was this monster trying to trick him into admitting that he was an immortal monk?
But what was the point of doing so?
Wasn't he going to be eaten anyway …
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a commotion outside. The little monsters ran in crying. "King, bad news!
An especially scary monkey barged in from outside!
He said he wanted his master!
They killed so many of us. Wuwuwu … "
Xuanzang was overjoyed and almost jumped up. Wukong didn't let him down!
The king looked at him. "You're Tang Seng?!"
Xuanzang gathered his courage and nodded. "You, you can't eat me. My disciple is very powerful. He's going to hit you …"
The king fell silent and stared at him. He thought that he was an old monk.
"Bang!"
The cave outside exploded into pieces. The Monkey King barged in with the Jingu Bang. He only relaxed when he saw Xuanzang. Without any explanation, he started fighting with the king.
The king used a staff to block with no intention of fighting. "Stop!
We're family! "
Wukong only sneered and didn't say a word. He was even more ruthless. Perhaps he was angry.
Only then did the king say, "I was instructed by Master Avalokitesvara. I'm waiting here for the person who wants to learn the scriptures!"
Xuanzang, "…?"
Only then did Wukong stop. However, the Jingu Bang was still resting on his scepter as he looked at Xuanzang.
Xuanzang said weakly, "He really didn't eat me just now …"
Wujing took off the messy wig in front, revealing a bald spot in the middle. Only the hair around it was still stubbornly growing. His gaze was deep. "I've already converted to Buddhism. This was shaved by Master Avalokitesvara personally."
He had been bald for many years.
It was also proof that he was a monk.
Wukong didn't say anything. Nowadays, it was a disgrace for demons to be bald. Even if they were bald, they would definitely try their best to grow it back. If they couldn't use decorations, they would be willing to show their bald head as proof of their sincerity and goodwill.
He pulled Xuanzang's hand, patted the dust off his body, and straightened his Buddhist crown. "Let's go and see where that pig went."
Xuanzang corrected him. "Don't say that, Junior Brother …"
"He's not a pig." Wukong was indifferent. "He didn't even realize that his master was missing."
Xuanzang thought to himself, Aren't you the same?
However, Wukong thought that Wanneng would be watching him, so he couldn't be blamed.
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The new disciple didn't talk much. He only said that his secular surname was Sha, and Avalokitesvara gave him the name Wujing. He didn't say anything else and dismissed the crying little demons.
Xuanzang saw that Wukong had killed a lot of people and there were many white bones in their cave, so he chanted some sutras and left.
Then, they went to find Wanneng together.
Xuanzang saw Wukong's sullen face and could imagine what would happen to Wanneng. He was afraid for him, so he nagged, "Don't be too angry. I'm not hurt."
It was just that the skin on his head was almost broken. "Ba Jie is seriously hurt by love now. His mind is not on learning the sutras. We have to understand him. Have you found his male wife?
It seems like you haven't … Why are you staring at me? "He complained slightly." Didn't you also leave me behind?
It's not Ba Jie's fault alone … "
Wukong said, "Shut up."
Xuanzang felt wronged and scolded him … The new disciple was here, so he didn't give him any face …
Wukong also realized that he was not right, so he softened his tone. "I won't do it again."
"Hmm?" Xuanzang was still thinking about how to persuade him, so he didn't react.
"I won't leave you alone in the future," Wukong said.
Xuanzang felt inexplicably embarrassed and said, "Hmm."
"You're really biased."
Wukong suddenly came to him. "You've been trying to make excuses for your disciple, and you've pushed it all to me, right?
Hmm?
Am I in your way? "
"What nonsense are you talking about?!"
He was soft-hearted a second ago, but the next second, he changed the topic. Xuanzang was angry. "How can you use that to figure out the relationship between master and disciple?
You … "
"Then why are you on his side?"
"Because he's weaker, he can't beat you …" Xuanzang said matter-of-factly. The more he said, the softer his voice became. Then he realized that he was really biased towards Ba Jie.
"The weak are right," Wukong said.
"Okay …" Xuanzang compromised. "I won't side with him in the future …"
Wujing, who was following closely behind, was thinking about life. Were there too many disciples of the master, and they had to fight for his favor?
Just as he finished speaking, he saw Wuneng carrying a load and riding a cloud to look for them. When he saw Xuanzang, he turned pale with fright. "Master, this is bad. Your horse has been stolen!"
Wukong smashed his cloud with his stick, causing him to fall to the ground and roll twice. "You still dare to come back?!"
Wanneng hurriedly ran to Xuanzang for protection. "Master, is Senior suffering from the monkey plague again?"
Xuanzang hardened his heart and said, "You took my horse away, and I was taken away by a monster …"
Wanneng, "?!"
He didn't have time to ask if Xuanzang was okay. He took out the nine-toothed rake and blocked Wukong. "Brother, it's my fault. You can kill me or scrape me later, but let me take my revenge first!"
Wukong, "?"
Wanneng finished speaking and turned his rake to Wujing, who was silently in the background. "Give me back Cuilan!"
Wukong and Xuanzang, "?!"
The legendary Cuilan?
It seemed like a good show!
The two of them stood aside and watched them fight. Wukong didn't make a move, and Xuanzang didn't stop them. Two people should solve their problems.
Wujing also recognized him and was furious. "You heartless man, you still want to find Cuilan?"
Then they started fighting. The scene was very exciting, and the process was very intense. It took a very long time.
Xuanzang was tired of watching. He leaned on Monkey King's shoulder and yawned. He rubbed his eyes. "Wukong, let's go find a horse. Without a horse, we can't move forward."
Monkey King agreed. He held Ba Jie's hand and went to find a horse. He asked Ba Jie about the horse's location, and Ba Jie took time out of his busy schedule to answer.
Following Wukong, they quickened their pace. After walking for a long time, Xuanzang found his familiar horse leisurely grazing on the edge of a cliff.
However, what he didn't expect was that his big white horse was intimately close to a black wild horse, eating a mouthful and rubbing against it twice, eating a mouthful and rubbing against it twice.
Wukong crossed his arms. "Master, your horse has been kidnapped. It looks like it won't accompany you to learn the scriptures."
Xuanzang was stunned. "But, but it's a male horse …"
Wukong walked over and checked the black horse. The black horse was very obedient and obediently cooperated with him. Then he walked back and said with a smile, "What a coincidence, this is a male horse. It's whole."
After experiencing Ba Jie's conflicted feelings, Xuanzang instantly understood what was going on. It was as if he had been struck by a bolt from the blue.
"Let's stay away from Wanneng in the future." Xuanzang cried. "Don't be infected by him … Is Longyang contagious?"
He regretted it. He actually learned bad things from riding it!
"I don't know if it's contagious or not." Wukong said. "But we have to stay away from him. Do you believe me now?"
Xuanzang nodded and sighed. "Let's go. Since it's its choice, let's not make it difficult for him."
Wukong understood that he wanted to let the horse go. He pulled him back. "This is great. We can't travel a thousand miles in a day. If we rely on walking, we can only travel a few dozen miles in a day. How long will it take?
Master, can you calculate it? "
Xuanzang was so ashamed that his face turned red again. He stared hard at him.
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When they returned to the original place, Ba Jie and Wujing were still fighting. However, they were obviously tired. They held their weapons and confronted each other. Neither of them was willing to back down.
Xuanzang came out to smooth things over. "Ba Jie, this is your junior brother, Wujing. Wujing, this is your senior brother, Wanneng."
Ba Jie was speechless. Another one?!
Or an enemy?!
Wujing was more obedient. He put away his weapon and walked behind Xuanzang without saying a word.
Xuanzang patted him and then asked Ba Jie, who was in a daze, "Ba Jie, why did you hit him?
Is it related to Cuilan? "
Ba Jie was originally very dispirited. However, when he heard Cuilan's name, his spirits were lifted. He pointed at Wujing and said, "The lover that Cuilan found that day was him!"
Wujing said angrily, "Don't you dare slander me!
Cuilan and I have been friends for many years. Last time, he asked me for help. That's why I went to teach you a lesson. He's not a lover! "He also pointed at Ba Jie." On the other hand, Cuilan is deeply in love with you, but you found a female demon behind his back?
If it was in the past, he wouldn't have cared. Now that you're married, you're still like this!
Do you know how sad he is?!
Tell me, what's wrong with Cuilan? How did he treat you? How did you have the face to find him?
How dare you run away?! "
The more he spoke, the angrier he got. It was as if he wanted to pour out all the words he had accumulated in his life. "Do you know what he did for you? What he sacrificed?!"
Wujing suddenly seemed to realize that he had said something he shouldn't say. He silently retreated behind Xuanzang.
Wanneng listened to him in a daze. When he opened his mouth, his voice was a little hoarse. "Where did he go now?"
Wujing said, "You can't see him.
Unless he wants to see you. "
"What do I have to do to make him want to see me?"
Wujing didn't speak again.
Wait until you recognize him.
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Without the fine steed, Xuanzang couldn't move an inch. He discussed with Wukong the possibility of him performing acrobatics to earn money to buy a horse. However, Wukong rejected him on the spot.
The sun was setting in the west. They didn't see a single house. Xuanzang walked slower and slower. He was so slow that Ba Jie and Wujing almost caught up with him. He muttered to Wukong, "Wukong, I'm hungry."
Wukong asked Ba Jie to check their luggage. They didn't have any food. When they arrived at Gao Lao village, they didn't have any supplies.
Wukong said, "Let's beg for alms."
However, they couldn't find anyone for the time being. They couldn't leave when it was dark. He glanced at Ba Jie, who was in a daze. Finally, he ordered the newcomer, "Wujing, go and beg for some food for Shifu."
Wujing readily agreed, "Okay."
After a few minutes, he came back with a bloody deer in his hand. Its internal organs had been ripped open. Wujing was chewing on a deer leg in his other hand. He threw the deer in front of Xuanzang.
Xuanzang almost fainted. He said in a trembling voice, "Wujing, we are monks. We can't kill, and we can't eat meat …"
Moreover, it was raw! Ahhhhh!
Wujing's mouth was full of blood. Xuanzang saw him chewing raw meat and felt that the deer leg in his hand was his own leg. He was dizzy and didn't dare to look.
Wujing said, "Oh." He threw the deer leg away and smiled. He revealed a mouthful of bloody white teeth, which complemented the skull bracelet on his chest.
Xuanzang subconsciously wanted to touch his head. He pointed at his skull bracelet and asked, "Do we have to keep this thing?"
Wujing lowered his head and touched it. "This is useful. Keep it."
In the end, Wukong couldn't stand it anymore. He cleaned up the deer carcass and went down the mountain to find food for Xuanzang.
Xuanzang burst into tears. It was too scary!
It was too scary!
He didn't want a quiet disciple anymore!
Give him a normal disciple!
As long as he was normal!
Only now did he know that Wukong was the most precious and normal disciple.
Xuanzang said tentatively, "I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to ask for the true scripture …"
The black man was delighted.
Xuanzang was also very happy. Could it be that he really had another disciple?
The black man shouted into the depths of the cave, "Wife, it's really Tang Seng!
We have meat to eat! "
Xuanzang: "…" This was different from what they had agreed on.
A scholar in white walked out from the shadows of the cave. His body was weak and his face was pale. His eyebrows were slightly furrowed, as if he was worried about something. He walked to the black man's side. The two formed a sharp contrast. He looked at Xuanzang and said, "I don't want to eat human meat. I'm scared."
Xuanzang: "?!" Wasn't she his wife?
He didn't recognize the wrong gender, right?
"We can only live a long life if we eat him."
The black man comforted him. "I'll cook him for you and tear off the meat bit by bit. I guarantee that you won't be able to tell that it's human meat."
The scholar nodded reluctantly. "I want to eat braised pork."
The black man said, "Fry it, boil it, stew it. Anyway, it's such a big one.
The legs can be braised, the arms can be fried with flour, and the noodles can be mixed with eggs. It will be crispy and fragrant. The internal organs can be used to stew the soup. The heart can be nourished, and the head can be used as well. Looking at this monk, the soup must be milky white. It will be very fresh if you add some condiments. Chop up the legs and hands and marinate them.
In a short time, all the meat on his body had its uses. Listening to them discussing him as if he was a chicken or duck, Xuanzang felt a chill down his spine. He couldn't imagine how painful it was. He bitterly hoped that Wukong would come to save him.
However, the black man seemed to be very good at cooking …
The scholar smiled and snuggled in his arms. "I'll listen to you."
The black man chuckled. "Wife, you look so good when you smile."
Xuanzang: "…" So they were gay.
He was a little shocked. He had seen couples sneaking around in the temple before, but it was never so frequent. Did all monsters like gay?
Ba Jie was the same …
He thought for a moment. Maybe it was because there were so few female monsters. After all, he hadn't seen any female monsters along the way.