What's Wrong with the World
Chapter 19
In the evening, Yuri and Ah Gang walked back with soy sauce.
Iulio saw Ah Gang dawdling and reminded him, "Ah Gang, hurry up. Mom is waiting."
"Hey, call me Big Brother, Yuri."
A gust of wind blew, rolling up the fallen leaves on the ground and circling them.
Ah Gang came up to them mysteriously. "Yuri, Yuri, is this that?"
Iulio had a headache and held his forehead. "Why don't you ask?"
"No way!" Ah Gang shouted exaggeratedly.
Three months had passed since they parted with Xiamu. In the beginning, everyone still experienced a period of nervous days. Everything they saw seemed to be caused by monsters.
After Natsume found out, he regretted it for a long time. He felt that he shouldn't have told them about the other world so carelessly.
Especially Ah Gang. Every time Iulio and Natsume received an envelope, half of it was filled with messages from Ah Gang (written by Iulio on his behalf). For example, "I fell down today. Did a monster do it?"
"Today, the kindergarten was playing with boxes. My box collapsed. Did a monster do it?"
"Today, I had diarrhea. Did a monster do it?"
"Today, I wore my socks the wrong way. Did a monster do it?"
Iulio felt that if he were Natsume, he would sympathize with the monster. Countless people fell from the sky and couldn't get rid of the blame.
After a period of time, everyone had gotten used to it because their days were still the same. It was not as if their lives had suddenly changed after knowing about the existence of monsters.
Instead of worrying about whether there were monsters around them, it was better to worry about whether their salary, pocket money, and food prices would increase.
Moreover, everyone had coincidentally learned this method of shifting the blame.
"You didn't bring your keys?
Did a monster do it? "
"Ran out of gas?
Did a monster do it? "
"Too much salt?
Demons did it. "" Shinichi is a big idiot. Demons did it. "Anyway, no matter what it was, adding the words" demons did it "at the end would definitely not go wrong.
However, it wasn't a good idea for Ah Gang to keep thinking about the monster all day long. Therefore, Xiamu told him clearly in the letter that if he kept thinking about the monster all day long, he would be sensed by the monster and be dragged to the other world, never to come back.
He also attached a short story, "True People and True Events," written by Iulio, Yukimura, and finalized by Radical 145, which successfully made Ah Gang not mention monsters for more than a month.
However, he didn't know if it was because he was really unlucky recently, so he was relapsing.
But this time, Ah Gang only dared to mention it occasionally. He even cleverly changed the word 'monster' to 'you'.
Know
Who? "Iulio could only hope that the publisher would not find trouble with him.
…
"School is about to start. Remember not to say this in front of other people."
"Other people won't listen to me so patiently."
Ah Gang sighed dejectedly. "I can't go home with Yuri every day in the future. I'm so sad."
"It's only for two days. We'll still be together the rest of the time.
Are you really not going to learn Kendo with me? "Iulio looked at Ah Gang.
This New Year's (January 1st), Iulio officially asked Nainai to learn Kendo. It was easily approved. Her stupid father also looked gratified and encouraged her to learn more self-defense skills. This made Iulio's mood much better.
Ah Gang also wanted to learn Kendo with her, but after an experience class, he was successfully persuaded to withdraw.
"I really don't like to attack others," he said.
If it wasn't for the fact that she could practice Kendo naturally in the future, Iulio actually didn't want to go to such "Kendo Training Classes."
Moreover, she was also worried about Ah Gang. He could even scare the neighbor's dog. He had a soft personality. What if he got bullied on the way home after school?
Thinking of this, Iulio was also a little worried.
The ancients said, "You can't be distracted when walking." Although it was the New Era, some words from the ancients should still be listened to.
Iulio fell to the ground and rubbed her forehead.
"But my head is really hard. It's almost as hard as a wig.
"
Iulio looked at the girl who bumped into her at the corner. She seemed to have been hit hard and was still in a daze.
Moreover, Iulio looked at the broken soy sauce bottle next to her. It fell out of her hand and fell beside the girl, staining her clothes black.
"Yuri, are you okay?" Ah Gang ran over in a panic and helped her up.
"I'm fine, but she seems to be."
Only then did Ah Gang notice her. He hurried over and said anxiously, "I'm very sorry. May I ask if you're okay? Oh, no, your clothes are dirty!"
The man seemed to have come back to his senses. He stared at himself in disbelief. Then, he was surrounded by a dark mushroom cloud. Ignoring Yuri and Ah Gang, he shrank into a corner and murmured, "What the hell?
"Ah, it really happened?
It still happened. The curse of poverty. I shouldn't have fantasized about it. I spent two months picking up bottles to exchange for a dress, and it didn't even last 20 minutes on me?
People like me should go to hell. Why can that guy live so comfortably there, but I can't even keep a dress. Ah Hua, I'm sorry … "
Ah Gang pulled at Iulio's clothes in fear. "Yuri, did we get into big trouble?
She seems to have gone crazy! "
Iulio was also panicking. What was going on?
What should they do now? Call the police?
Ambulance?
They approached the girl carefully. "Erm, do you feel uncomfortable?
Do you want to go to the hospital? "
"Hospital?"
As if they had poked a certain spot, the girl suddenly raised her head and said gloomily, "Yes, why didn't I think of that?
There's also a hospital. If we do human experiments, we'll definitely get a lot of money. That's settled. Let's go to the hospital, hahaha ~ hahaha ~ "
"What kind of dangerous words are you talking about?
What did life do to you to make you like this? "
Iulio's hair was about to stand up. However, the girl seemed to be very concerned about her clothes. No matter what, he had to take responsibility for dirtying her clothes.
"I'm sorry for dirtying your clothes. We'll compensate you."
However, this dress did look very cute. This month's pocket money had all been spent on coconut milk jelly. Ah Gang had probably spent all his money on Gundam accessories.
He still had to ask Nainai in advance.
"Really?
Is there really such a good thing? "Looking at the girl's gloomy face, it seemed that she really liked this dress.
"Yes, but we don't have that much money on us right now. Why don't you come home with us first? You have to change your clothes too."
Unexpectedly, the girl stood up, looked at her clothes and said, "You don't need me to pay for your medical expenses. After all, I ran too fast and bumped into you.
I've already given up. It seems that those beautiful clothes will never belong to me. "
When the girl stood up, Iulio realized that she looked quite special. Pink hair was really rare, especially those eyes. How to describe them? Ah, no highlights.
However, her words were still very strange.
"So, you're acting like that because you're worried about paying for your medical expenses?" Seeing that she was fine, Ah Gang was relieved, but he was still a little curious.
"Yes, that's the main reason. It's true that I feel bad for my clothes. After all, I picked up bottles for two months." The girl looked very calm.
"If that's the case, then I can't just leave you alone."
Iulio scratched his head. Although he usually couldn't remember what a conscience looked like, he still couldn't ignore this type of person.
"At the very least, change your clothes first. My house is not far away. Come with me."
"Ah, thank you so much.
My name is Nanako Saiki. Sorry to bother you. "
“?
G Tian Yuri?
G Tian Tsunayoshi. You're welcome. "
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Walking with Ah Gang, the veins on Iulio's forehead kept popping. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. He turned around and walked up to the girl who was hiding behind the trash can.
"What's wrong with you?!
Can't you be normal?! "It was a few hundred meters, but she felt like she was in 007.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Let go of me, don't come near me! "She looked like a frightened cat, struggling violently.
Iulio's anger rose. "I won't let go. Tell me the truth first!"
"You'll be cursed by the God of Poverty if you touch me!!!"
"…!!!"
"Ah Gang, spit on the ground. Ptui ptui ptui!"
Pink hair, ah no, Nanako Saiki stared blankly at Yuri who jumped eight feet away from her in an instant and kept spitting on the ground.
Logically speaking, her sensitive self-esteem should have been provoked and she should have walked away angrily. However, for some reason, compared to walking away, she wanted to do something else.