Ximen Chuixue Is My Goddess
Chapter 3
When I woke up, I saw that the interface was green.
That's right, it was the interface. I felt like I had fallen from three dimensions to two dimensions. There was only up, down, left, right, front, and back. Looking at my thin hand and the green background, this strange scene made me feel like I was in a dream.
Just as I was feeling depressed, I saw a small loudspeaker at my feet. It was the only thing I saw that was different apart from the background. I couldn't help but kick it subconsciously.
"Bam bam bam —"
"Congratulations on obtaining the number 2992294 Sub-Plane Live Broadcast System. I am 1736532. Because of some reasons that you can't refuse even if you know about it, you have appeared here and installed a system that you can understand from its name. The specific mission is to broadcast your transmigration Wuxia daily life to the world you were originally in."
When the words were aimed at me like a machine gun, I was stunned. After successfully dodging the first three seconds of the introduction, the sentence was shortened, summarized, shortened again, and summarized again.
I obtained a system that required me to broadcast my daily life to Earth.
"You will wake up in five minutes. So, from now on, you are free to ask questions."
"Who are you?"
"I have already answered this question. Please don't waste time."
"I want to transmigrate back."
"I have already answered this question. Please don't waste time."
"…" Damn, where did this lunatic come from!
I looked at my two-dimensional body and silently believed this … loudspeaker.
Can't it change to a more human-like image?
"Poor."
"…" So honest.
I saw three numbers jumping above my head.
[4: 44, 4: 43 …]
I felt an inexplicable sense of urgency. In a hurry, I opened my mouth. "Am I still alive on Earth?
Will I have a chance to go back in the future?
Does the livestream include eating, sleeping, and going to the toilet?
If so, it will be a violation of my privacy. What compensation will you give me? "
"If you are alive, it will be included. But your privacy will be censored. There will be no compensation."
I pondered over the meaning of livestream and continued, "Livestreams have bullet screen rewards?
Do I need to roll around and act cute?
Will everyone on Earth see my livestream? "
"If there are bullet screen rewards, you don't need to have communication devices to confiscate them."
Even confiscation sounded so righteous. I was speechless and couldn't help but say, "Can you break your sentence properly?"
"Sure."
I heaved a sigh of relief, but then I thought about how I was being watched. Even if it wasn't my original body, I still felt awkward. However, I had enough of being watched even after I transmigrated to Lu Xiaofeng's world. "Why is it me?"
"The system did it."
"Then why didn't I bind it when I first transmigrated 18 years ago? Why did I wait until now?"
The loudspeaker paused for a moment. "Seeing how well-behaved you are, I thought you were a native of this martial arts world. I didn't expect you to have transmigrated."
I didn't know if I should be moved by this reason, but I still felt reluctant in my heart.
"What's in it for me?"
"You can go back after you've streamed all of Sun Xiuqing's scenes in this world."
This could barely be considered a benefit, but —
"What if the plot changes? For example, Simon Suisue doesn't marry me, or I die prematurely?"
"Lock him up in a small dark room."
"Ah?"
"You can only go back after you rewrite your ten lousy essays and make sure that they don't end up lousy."
"… Can I go back without writing after I've finished my scenes?"
"Yes."
I hesitated for three seconds. My subconscious told me that the loudspeaker was right. Forcefully transmigrating with lousy essays was a new setting that had become popular recently. Eh?
When did it become popular? Why didn't I know about it?!
"I have a motherf * cker to say — Alright, can't the plot be changed?"
"Theoretically, it can't."
"I've already affected the plot. My master and the others didn't die."
"The plot that has already happened before the start of the live broadcast is a prerequisite. It can't be considered a change."
I was relieved. If the loudspeaker had told me that I had to follow the original plot, I would have just locked myself up in a small dark room.
But this way, the plot would be very difficult. How was I supposed to pursue Simon Suisue? With so many changes in the plot, I had no reason to take revenge. I didn't fall into his arms due to poison. I wasn't on the verge of death and needed to be treated. So, how was I supposed to get along with him logically and logically?
Just as I was feeling troubled, I suddenly noticed that there were only three seconds left on the number above my head.
【0:02,0:01,0:00】
Damn, so fast!
There seemed to be someone persistently calling me by my ear. The voice was quite pleasant.
I moved my fingers first. After my senses and consciousness synchronized, I opened my eyes. I looked to the side and found that it was actually Lu Xiaofeng standing at the head of my bed. He was even looking at me nervously. That anxious and worried expression made me a little confused. When did I have such a good relationship with Lu Xiaofeng?
"Simon Suisue, you're finally awake."
I was stunned. Simon Suisue?
Where is he?
I looked around with the corner of my eyes. Other than me, there was only Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou. And I was the only one lying on the bed.
Then, the person Lu Xiaofeng was calling …
It's me??!
I lowered my head slightly. White underwear, and I felt that indescribable part between my legs. I subconsciously looked away and then stopped at my hands.
To be honest, when I was Sun Xiuqing, although my hands had calluses from years of sword practice, I was still a girl. Overall, they could still be considered slender and elegant.
But the hands that appeared in front of me had slender joints, neatly trimmed nails, and abnormally white and delicate skin. Even if I looked at them with the most critical eyes, I wouldn't be able to find a single flaw.
However, the calluses between the thumb and index finger were very thick. But this also proved one thing. This person definitely used a sword, and his swordsmanship wasn't bad. Then, I thought about Lu Xiaofeng's words.
The body I was occupying now should be the owner of Wanmei Villa, Simon Suisue.
How could this be shocking!!!
Although I was still a little excited!!!
But I quickly thought of a very important question. Since I became Simon Suisue, then what about Sun Xiuqing's body?
Where did the real Simon Suisue go?
Also, I just installed the live broadcast system. Do I have to broadcast my daily life as Kenshin to my compatriots on Earth?
… This setting was a little annoying …
I lowered my head and silently called the live broadcast system three times, but there was no response. It was as if everything that happened just now was just an illusion. Looking at my current body, I inexplicably had a guess. If the live broadcast system was bound to my body, or Sun Xiuqing's body, then with my current situation, I really couldn't summon it.
Because the current me wasn't Sun Xiuqing, but — — Simon Suisue!
The only thing I was glad about was that I didn't have to broadcast myself as a boy in front of the people on Earth.
But this way, the problem was complicated. If I was Simon Suisue, then who was Sun Xiuqing?
I felt that my premonition was rioting. If it was really as I guessed, then it would be fun. Ptui, then it would be a tragedy!
When I raised my head, I saw Lu Xiaofeng staring at me without blinking. I suddenly felt a bit guilty. I might as well have fainted. No matter how I thought about it, I felt that it was impossible to fool the main character. But things had already gotten to this point. Was I supposed to explain the logic of transmigration to Lu Xiaofeng?
Just thinking about it made me feel very strange.
Looking at Xi Men Chui Xue, Lu Xiao Feng had a nagging feeling that something was not quite right. It was not that he could tell at a glance that the person in front of him was not Xi Men Chui Xue, rather, it was a feeling that something was missing.
Fortunately, Hua Manlou spoke at this time.
"Lord Ximon, you suddenly fainted a few days ago. Brother Lu and I were very worried."
I looked at his expression. It was unexpectedly gentle and amiable. Although Hua Manlou was an extremely gentle person, I still felt that it was a little strange. After all, the person he was talking to was Simon Suisue.
When the two first met, they parted on bad terms. His current attitude made me puzzled for a moment, but I didn't think too much about it. Lu Xiaofeng blinked and glanced at Hua Manlou. It seemed that he was also puzzled.
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "I checked Zhuang Zhu's pulse and didn't find anything abnormal. However, this Hua's medical skills are shallow and I'm afraid that my diagnosis might be wrong. How do you feel now?"
I thought that it wouldn't be good for me to keep silent at this time, so I guessed Kenshin's tone and said, "Not bad. What about Sun Xiuqing?"
I knew that Simon Suisue wouldn't ask this question, but I was very curious. I was very curious whether or not I had died.
The person who used the hidden weapon on me that day, I guessed that it was either Shangguan Feiyan or Huo Tianqing.
As for the reason, if I knew, would I have fallen for it?
So I didn't know.
"Hey, Simon, you … Ouch, it's hot!"