Eddy couldn't remember how he rode home. When he leaned on the cold sink and looked at himself in the mirror, he still felt that it was a beautiful dream. He seemed to be stepping on countless soft clouds, the cold white mirror light was like the bright fireworks on New Year's Eve, and Venom, who came out of nowhere, was as cute as a little angel.

[Damn it.]

Venom looked disgusted. [Is there a tumor in your brain, Eddy?

You were driving so fast just now. If I didn't help you, were you going to let Arya go to the grave to have a date with you?]

"F * ck off." Eddy, who scolded him, said softly, as if he was talking to his lover.

[I don't remember you being a shy person … In front of Arya, you acted like you were possessed by the devil.]

"…" Eddy turned to look at him.

[Oh …] Venom laughed in a low voice. [Am I not a little angel?]

"What do you remember?

I'm afraid we only met last year, buddy. "

[I know everything.]

Venom snorted maliciously. [Your brain is mine.]

Some things were better left unmentioned, but once mentioned, it was like a domino effect.

It was fine if Venom learned from his memory, but it was still acceptable if Venom saw his dating experience or one-night stands … Even if he minded, he couldn't do anything about it.

But … Eddy took a deep breath. "Just now, Arya and I … you …" Eddy felt that this sentence was full of indescribable perversion. "How do you feel?"

[How do I feel?]

Venom's bottom line and sense of shame were things that never existed. [I told you the first time we met … Cute baby, she looks delicious.]

He grinned, revealing his sharp fangs. [… She smells great too.]

"…" Eddy couldn't describe the strange and complicated feelings he had now.

In fact, he had always regarded Venom as a talkative buddy, and had long been used to sharing all his experiences and memories with him.

He would never say that he "liked" this sticky alien creature, but it was impossible for him to watch Venom, who could not survive alone in the Earth's environment, fall into danger.

To put it in a more human way, it was like he had a second personality, but Venom had always been online with him.

Every day, there would be a voice whispering in her head, and from time to time, it would run out and control her body … This setting seemed scary and strange at first glance, but Eddy had completely accepted and gotten used to it.

Usually, he and Venom would run their mouths all over the place, and there was no limit to their dirty talk. Wearing this equipment for chatting and fighting 24/7, he even felt a little happy.

… It was because he had been single for too long that his brain was really damaged.

Eddy even found that he did not find the matter strange because it was strange in itself, but because it was so strange from the point of view of ordinary people that he began to consider it.

This was a f * cking threesome.

In front of Venom, Eddy dared to say anything directly, lest this silly alien misunderstand his meaning.

He couldn't help but sigh, turning his head to look at Venom, and said, "I just kissed the lips of my beloved girl, licked her tongue and teeth," he asked very calmly, "I mean this, how do you feel?"

[You idiot.

How did you feel when I blocked the bullet outside?]

"I didn't feel anything."

[Then how can I feel when you kiss someone outside?]

"… Okay." Eddy said, "Let's end this topic and pretend that we didn't talk about it."

[Stinky man.]

Venom scolded him with the nouns he had just learned from the TV series yesterday.

Eddy stopped what he was doing and suddenly became curious, "Speaking of this, do you have a gender?"

[What??]

Venom was furious, [Are you f * cking looking down on me?

Are you trying to confuse me with those low-level creatures like sea cucumbers and sea worms!?]

"I don't.

So do you have a gender? "

[What do you think?]

Venom asked him back darkly.

Eddy was very alert and felt a murderous aura, "Uh … Male?"

Venom sneered.

"But I don't think you have sexual organs." Eddy added with a sincere look.

[We don't need to reproduce sexually.]

Venom didn't know where his sense of superiority came from, [Unlike you humans … hum]

"Then sea cucumbers and sea worms are actually also —"

[Say one more word.] Venom approached him, [When you meet tomorrow, I will open Arya's eyes.]

Eddy: "Shut up."

The awkward silence lasted for a moment in the air.

"So you are a male?"

[What the hell!!!

I am a male!

I am a male!

Are you satisfied??]

Venom roared, and the low thunder-like voice shook Eddy, [Hurry up and end this damn topic!]

…

It turned out that Venom was really not a good person.

The next day, the two agreed to meet at McLaren's bar.

Eddy got up to get the next round of drinks and returned in a few seconds, only to see Arya looking around curiously.

"I felt someone patting me on the shoulder," the cute girl tilted her head with a puzzled look, "but there was no one behind me."

"…" In Eddy's mind, there was a bastard who was laughing triumphantly, "Illusion?"

Mr. Brock and Miss Arya were whispering to each other.

"Eddy," Arya suddenly turned her head and looked for a while but didn't see a ghost, "Someone just touched my hair."

"… It's me." Eddy smiled, "Are you scared?"

[It's me,] the old Subwoofer bastard said, [Are you scared?]

Arya was amused by his jokes and couldn't stop laughing. Suddenly, she felt something wet and cold rubbing against her right cheek.

This time, she stood up and searched around without saying a word. She even went under the table to check.

"Do you have a creature called Smurf in New York?" Arya asked him very seriously.

No.

However, there was also a black, sticky, morally bankrupt, idiotic alien parasite that had no bottom line.

Eddy witnessed a stinky hooligan quickly running out and licking his girl. The action was fast and skillful. Just as he was about to grab the guy, the guy slipped back.

"It's me again," the scapegoat said, maintaining his handsome and cute face, "There seems to be something shiny on your face. I helped you wipe it off."

“？

I don't remember there being anything shiny in the makeup. "

"But baby," Eddy's beautiful eyes curved, "you do shine in my eyes."