Get Out of the Way, I'm Going to Cheat

Chapter 20

In order to avoid confusion, and at the same time to take care of the people who have not watched every show, the source of the joke is in parentheses.

If you don't understand a joke, you can ask in the comments.

(This chapter includes: Star Trek, Wonder Woman, Hammerhead, Deadpool, and Suspect Tracker.)

"Son?" Thor looked at Captain Junior Kirk. He had blond hair and blue eyes, and looked quite similar to himself.

Captain Junior Kirk nodded fiercely and said, "Yes!

You sacrificed yourself the day I was born. I've never seen you, but I've seen pictures of you. You're as handsome as before!

But Dad, I have an emergency now. My first mate Spock is in danger, and I need to draw Khan's blood to save him! "

"Calm down!"

Agent Ross stood in front of his Shylock, took out the gun at his waist, and pointed it at Captain Junior. "He's different from the Khan you mentioned. Although his memory has been activated, his blood may not be able to save people!"

"Go on, go on!

Hurry up and draw as much as you can! "

The first Hulk still remembered that Doctor Strange had mocked him for not being able to get Widow Sister, but had forgotten that Captain Junior had said that he was the enemy who killed his father, and was adding to the chaos.

"Nero!

Don't think that I won't recognize you mining bastard just because you've washed off the tattoo on your face!

You're the one who made me lose my father when I was young! "Captain Junior glared at the first Hulk fiercely.

"That's because your Spock destroyed my entire planet!"

The first version of the Green Giant, Nero, activated another memory, along with the grief and indignation of watching the planet being destroyed and the loss of his wife and child, flooded into his mind.

"Loki is right, everyone is very irritable."

Tony sighed, looked at Doctor Strange, and said, "Can your blood save people?"

"You can try."

Doctor Strange extended his arm to Captain Junior, and Captain Junior ignored the First Hulk. The syringe of blood was dispersed by the quantum particles and transmitted back to the Enterprise.

"It seems that we need to find an expert who understands the time rift to ask." Tony shook his head. There was no other way. "Friday, prepare the plane."

"Sulu, you'll take over the captain's position for now. I'll stay here and look into the temporal rift. If Spock makes any progress, you must inform me immediately!" Captain Junior said into the intercom to Enterprise.

"Yes, Captain, but … there's a beautiful woman who claims to be your girlfriend and wants us to give her your coordinates …" Sulu said with some guilt, "The signal isn't very good, Captain, you're on your own now."

"Hello?

What girlfriend? "

Thor stepped forward and asked the confused Captain Junior, "Son, why are you wearing a yellow uniform?"

"I'm the captain of the Enterprise, Dad."

Thor smiled and said, "You don't have seven Doctor's degrees, do you?

Try flying Tony's plane and see if you know how to fly it? "

The green plump Hulk rolled his eyes at the side and didn't intend to pay any more attention to him.

(Source: Thor's Marriage of the Three Gods. Green Fat Hulk said that he had seven Doctor's degrees, but none of them taught him how to fly a spaceship.)

"Steve!

You have to stay away from all the planes! "

Wonder Woman ran in from the outside and rushed straight to Captain Junior.

(Source: Wonder Woman's movie. Steve, played by Chris Pine, 'died' in the plane explosion in the end.)

Captain Junior's second memory was activated the moment he saw Wonder Woman. "Diana!"

"Steve!

I miss you so much! "The two hugged each other and cried. The people in the room who were not in the situation were very confused.

"This fairy sister is the Justice League's Wonder Woman, right?"

Tony had no choice but to interrupt their love. "It seems that the time rift can still allow people to continue their love."

"What time rift?"

Wonder Woman calmed down and asked, "You're saying that all the abnormal things are caused by the time rift?

Where is it?

Take me to see it! "

After Tony explained to her, he continued, "We're going to find an expert to ask. The Justice League can also help find clues."

Wonder Woman took Captain Junior back to meet the people from the Justice League.

Before Tony could instruct everyone on the next step, he saw Loki, who was silent on the side and whose face was getting darker and darker, pick up a mini knife and was about to attack Thor.

"Who the f * ck did you have such a big son with?!" The elegant Loki would only involuntarily swear for his stupid brother.

"Heimdall!

Take us back! "

Thor hugged Loki tightly. He couldn't embarrass himself in front of his colleagues from the Double couplet. Between him and Loki, there was no conflict that couldn't be solved with love. If there was, then it could be solved with two.

Tony looked at the round burn mark on the ground of the Double couplet base, and his heart was calm.

"Tony, why did you want to ask me to go to the lab just now?" Double couplet version of the Hulk considerately broke the awkward silence for everyone.

"That …" Tony looked at the remaining people. The three Hulks, Doctor Strange, Agent Ross, and himself.

He handed over the next heavy responsibility to Doctor Strange. "Shi Chuanqi, I'll go with Bruce to do something very important first. You take Agent Ross to Doctor Who and see if he knows what's going on with the time rift this time. The plane is ready. Contact him at any time."

He then turned to the two Hulks he had just met today and said, "… It's up to you two whether you want to go or not."

"Stark, do you remember that I can draw a circle to go anywhere at any time?

Shut down your plane. "

Doctor Strange looked at the other two Hulks in the room and asked, "So … Do you want to go together?"

Suddenly, a rift appeared in the air, and a man in a black and red uniform jumped in from another dimension.

"Wow!

Iron Man!

Doctor Strange!

Three Hulks!

This crew is really rich! "

Yes, this person was the Green Lantern who broke through the dimensional wall and had self-awareness of his character, Ryan Reynolds!

Sorry, it should be Deadpool, Wade Wilson!

He went to the fourth wall and knocked on the author's head, then went back and said to everyone, "But are you looking for Doctor Who?

He might be a little busy now! "

(Deadpool had self-awareness in comics. He knew that he was a comic character and often broke through the fourth wall to talk to the readers.

In "Deadpool Slaughters the Marvel Universe", in order to save the heroes who were being played by the artist and scriptwriter, he decided to kill everyone. Then, he broke through the fourth wall and killed the artist and scriptwriter.

In addition, the actor also played Green Lantern.)

"You know where he is?"

Doctor Strange had heard of Deadpool, but he didn't know how he tore through time and space to break in. "Why should we believe you?"

"He's at the X-Men Base. If you don't believe me, draw a yellow circle and take us with you!" Deadpool clapped his hands like a young girl, wanting to see Doctor Strange's magic with his own eyes.

After everyone left, the Double Couplet version of Hulk, who was left in place, asked Tony, "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Bruce, you have to listen to me calmly."

Tony pulled him into the super-thick protective wall, which was completely undamaged by the three out-of-control Hulks, and said to him, "After coming back from Professor X, I've been thinking about this problem.

Think about it, if there is a system that can read the inner thoughts of the mastermind behind the scenes, we can immediately know his overall plan.

This way, no matter what happens in the future, we won't be late! "

Hulk furrowed his brows and revealed a troubled expression.

"Tony, do you know what you're saying?

Are you going to create a mind-reading version of Ultron? "

In the X-Men Base, I was still in a comatose state.

Knee Buster Li Si stood in a corner of the room, looking at me lying on the bed from afar.

He said to the otaku through the earpiece, "Harold, the machine can determine the victim and the perpetrator. We always thought that the machine gave his number because his life was in danger, but in fact, it was the opposite. He … wiped out Hydra effortlessly, and not a single one of them was left."

"Mr. Lithur, what about now?

We received his number again. A person who is still in a comatose state, is he the victim or the perpetrator? "

The otaku on the other side of the earpiece petted Little Bear (their dog), who was lying obediently under his feet, and continued, "But … if he's so destructive, why would the machine give his number to us and not those people?

Don't forget that the backdoor I created only provides us with the perpetrator and victim on an individual level. If it escalates to a national level, there will still be those people to deal with it. "

(Source: Suspect Tracking.

The setting is that the machine monitors all humans, and divides the level of danger into two. Those that threaten the country will be handed over to the government to be assassinated; civilians and individual level perpetrators and victims, this person's social security number will be encrypted and sent to the otaku. A few of them will act to monitor, protect, and eliminate the threat.

One thing is, the machine's memory will be erased every night, so it won't remember whose number it gave yesterday.

Oh right, Li Si is called Knee Buster because he specializes in shooting bad guys' knees.)

"Looks like I won't be able to go back for a while, Little Bear will have to stay at your place for a while." Knee Buster Li Si saw someone enter the room, and stopped talking to the otaku.

A man walked into the room surrounded by a group of people.

He was wearing a brown striped suit, a white shirt with a black tie with a fancy pattern, and a pair of white canvas shoes. Although this combination looked a little out of place, his handsome face and bright smile were enough to make you forget about the incongruity.

The hair in front of his forehead was a little messy, but he didn't tidy it up. He just looked curiously at me, who was unconscious on the bed.

To be continued

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