Get Out of the Way, I'm Going to Cheat
Chapter 21
In order to avoid confusion, and at the same time, to take care of the people who haven't watched every drama, the source of the jokes are in brackets.
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The man sat next to me, but looked at Professor X and the others, and said, "Actually, I also noticed the time cracks this time, but they are different from the ones I have encountered before. There are so many of them, and the scope is so large that it is unprecedented.
Moreover, the extra memories of the affected people belong to parallel universes. To be able to activate so many time cracks on such a large scale, it must be a very strong consciousness to do so. If he belongs to this universe … I think the number of people who can do this can be counted on one hand. "
"Can you find the source of the time cracks?" Professor X asked.
"I can try." The man nodded.
"I'm sorry, Doctor!
Before that, can I ask you to take a look at his condition? "
Hank pushed his glasses up and was a little embarrassed, but he had to remind him, "He has been in a coma for several days and hasn't woken up."
The tenth Doctor Who (played by David Tennant) took out his black-rimmed glasses from his pocket and put them on. He opened my eyelids to check, put two fingers on my neck to check my pulse, then lifted the quilt on my body and started to unbutton my pajamas.
(Source: British longevity drama Doctor Who. The main character is a Time Lord who has two hearts. He sits in his blue phone booth Tardis to travel through time and space to help creatures in need. Every time the Doctor dies, he will be reborn into the next actor.)
Steve immediately stepped forward and held his hand, saying, "Doctor, he is not injured … if that's what you want to check."
He looked at Steve in confusion and asked, "Not injured?"
He grabbed my right arm, pulled the half-length sleeve up to my shoulder, and swept his blue screwdriver (a sonic screwdriver) around it.
Bruises of different shapes and depths gradually appeared on my originally unscathed arm.
Doctor Who touched the small bruises with slight teeth marks and muttered to himself, "Such small teeth marks … and so many …" He turned to ask Steve, "What bit him?
Is it poisonous? "
Steve's eyes darkened as he recalled what I said to him before I fainted. He also saw that there were so many bruises on one of my arms, not to mention the rest of my body.
He looked up at Hank, who had also heard what I said. Hank noticed his gaze and turned away. He didn't want to answer for him.
Steve also felt his heart ache. It was hard for him to repeat the process of his torture.
But he still suppressed his feelings and nodded to Doctor Who and said, "He said … Hydra released hundreds of snakes to bite him, but he didn't mention if they were poisonous."
"Is the snake venom the reason for his coma?"
Hank walked to the other side of the bed and sat next to me. He looked at me and said, "But I have tested his blood, and there are no signs of poisoning."
"Some toxins only slow down the body's functions and slow down the blood flow," Doctor Who slid his finger to the most bruised part of my elbow. He looked at the bruised area that was nearly five centimeters in diameter and said, "The capillaries in this area are severely ruptured. Some kind of drug should have been injected into the innermost artery. That could also be the reason."
"It shouldn't be. He only said that the drug made him feel a lot of pain. I guess it should be a common extortion technique, Hyocine."
Pentothal, Pentothal sulfide. "Steve sighed and sat down at my feet.
"Extortion?
What did Hydra want to get out of him? "
Professor X listened to the process of me being tortured by Hydra and remembered the memory of Magneto not being by my side when I was one or two years old. I was clinging to him all day long. His heart ached even more as he gripped the armrest of his wheelchair tightly until his fingertips turned white and cold.
Magneto felt Professor X's grief and indignation. He wanted to tell him that he would always be by his side, so he silently held his hand and passed the warmth of his palm to him.
Doctor Who swept my body a few times with his sonic screwdriver, making the bruises all over my body appear.
The capillaries that were damaged by the electric shock were black and purple, especially the temples on both sides.
The marks on my neck caused by the snake when I fainted also became more and more obvious.
Doctor Who shook his head. He, who had lived for more than nine hundred years, couldn't bear to see innocent lives suffer, "How much torture did this child go through?
But he was still able to hide all the scars unconsciously.
Now it seems that his coma wasn't caused by external forces. "
"Then he didn't want to wake up, right?"
Hank felt that after going around in circles for a few days, he was back to his original conclusion. If that was the case, then his words must have stimulated me and made me choose to escape rather than wake up.
"Not necessarily. I suspect that it's an unconscious protective mechanism in his brain that wants to prevent him from being hurt more, so he fell into a deep sleep." Doctor Who looked at Professor X and asked, "Have you entered his consciousness?
What is he doing? "
"I tried a few days ago, but he set up a barrier and I couldn't get in."
Professor X moved his wheelchair forward to the bed and put his hand on my forehead, trying to enter my consciousness again.
Doctor Strange opened a passage in my room with the hanging ring. Deadpool was the first to jump over excitedly.
Knee Buster Li Si used his years of agility and trained reflexes to once again take out his gun and point it at Deadpool. "Don't move!
Who are you? "
Deadpool glanced at Li Si and couldn't look away. He walked towards him as if he was possessed and said, "Oh my god, it's Jesus!
I can finally be on equal footing with you, you know?
Let's find a time to have a cup of tea and teach me the secret of how you're so far ahead! "
(Source: Deadpool 2, who ridiculed The Passion of the Christ starring Li Si in the movie, is still the number one R-rated movie in North America. Deadpool 1 is right behind it.)
It was obvious that Knee Buster Li Si didn't activate that memory when he saw Deadpool. He looked at him suspiciously and saw four people walk out from behind him.
"Legend Shi?
Why are you here? "Steve saw that it was an acquaintance, so he got up to stop Li Si, who was about to shoot at any time.
(Note: The two of them have never met in the Double couplet 3. This article borrowed a bit of the movie's plot, but it doesn't follow any timeline.)
Doctor Strange didn't have time to answer before Hank shouted, "Professor!!"
Professor X suddenly fainted on the bed. Magneto rushed forward to help him back into the wheelchair. He patted his cheek and tried to wake him up: "Charles?
What's wrong?
Wake up! "
Hank, who was on the side, threw himself onto the bed but missed. He looked at everyone at a loss.
When Steve turned around, I, who was supposed to be lying on the bed, was nowhere to be seen.
"The moment the professor fainted, he disappeared!"
I was abducted by Hydra's teleportation ball in front of Steve, and now it was Hank who watched me disappear. He suddenly understood Steve's feelings at that time. Self-blame, anger, doubt, worry, and a sense of powerlessness rushed into his heart in that second. He didn't know who to ask for an answer. He looked around and asked uncontrollably: "Where did he go?"
"Wow, this teleportation skill can't be any cooler!
Sure enough, after joining the crew, the budget has increased. "Deadpool clapped his hands without caring about the situation.
The Doctor immediately used his sonic screwdriver to scan my bed. He put it next to his ear and listened for a moment. He seemed to have come up with an answer. He turned to ask Professor X who was gradually waking up, "What did you see in his consciousness?"
In the Double couplet base, Tony was pulling the green fat Hulk, Bruce Banner, who was left behind to see his research results.
"You're actually almost done with it?
Then what do you need me to help you with?
Do you want me to take responsibility together? "Bruce's face was full of refusal.
"No, no, no, I need you to help me complete the final program implantation, because at the same time, I need to lock onto his mind and give him a death order that he can never disobey."
Tony pushed the computer tray on one side in front of Bruce, and went to the other side to write the final order into the program.
"What kind of death order can't be disobeyed?"
Bruce was still worried. After all, the disaster left by the previous generation of Ultron was still vivid in his mind.
"Can't lie." Tony answered without raising his head.
"Don't you need anything else?"
Tony stopped typing, looked at Bruce, and said, "This is just a set of mind-reading programs. It doesn't have the ability to cause physical damage, so I just need it to not lie and read the bad guys' thoughts honestly."
Countless possibilities flashed through Bruce's mind. Some were directly denied by him, and some, after thinking about it, he also felt that Tony could solve it himself. In the end, he only said what he was most worried about, "Are you sure it won't have the ability to disobey your order?
Don't forget that it can read other people's thoughts, and it can also read yours. If one day it finds out that you are just using it … "
Tony thought for a while and said, "Then write another order. Once it has a self-resisting consciousness, immediately destroy all the cached memories."
Just as the system was activated, another inconspicuous light source entered the core of the new system at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye.
I seemed to smell a fragrance.
That smell was so familiar. I searched carefully in my muddled mind, and finally remembered that this smell was from the laundry detergent at home.
But when I sniffed it carefully, I felt that it was mixed with a trace of more familiar male hormones. Was it Steve?
My body was lifted up by someone, and it seemed that there was some kind of liquid in my mouth. I subconsciously repeated the action of swallowing, but I couldn't open my eyes or move my body.
After that person finished feeding me the medicine, he laid me flat again, and soon I fell into a deep sleep again.




